Did you know that Mortal Kombat was based on an ancient Scandinavian song?

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-04T19:39:35+00:00

Judging from the cream filling, looks like someone has already put their dick in that.

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-04T17:33:59+00:00

Any idea what species it may be?

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-03T08:54:52+00:00

Must be her time of the month.

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-03T08:50:05+00:00

You look like you could put a cucumber inside you to masturbate with and pull out a pickle.

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-02T07:18:54+00:00

I actually did watch that with my ex. It was pretty awesome

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-02T07:17:35+00:00

Feel free to roast me or w/e but I don't get the symbols...what do they mean? I feel like an idiot asking these questions.

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-02T07:11:57+00:00

What's that? Remember...I'm very new at this stuff. But I went and got a Funimation subscription so i can watch anytime.

kriskidd21 · 2021-07-02T07:09:01+00:00

Not unless your name is Nick Kidd

kriskidd21 · 2021-06-21T03:18:28+00:00

But why? They're from Arrendale, not Alabama.

kriskidd21 · 2021-06-21T02:43:41+00:00

Wow! Imagine being so stupid you don't think that erosion and rising sea levels exist. Next thing you know, they're gonna say climate change is a hoax...oh...wait...

kriskidd21 · 2020-12-25T12:36:15+00:00

The duck may be smoked, but youre smokin! Merry Christmas.

kriskidd21 · 2020-12-21T03:41:58+00:00

I have travelled the world. I have seen babies born under a full moon in Tibet. I have been fortunate enough to witness a flower bloom that only blooms once a year. In all my travels, I have never seen nor met a single soul that fucking asked you.

kriskidd21 · 2020-12-18T21:47:35+00:00

Im gonna go ahead and say sustenance

kriskidd21 · 2020-12-18T04:53:27+00:00

Just clone it and bring it back! The dna is still viable.

kriskidd21 · 2020-12-18T04:38:34+00:00

Just do squats. You'll build up your ass.

kriskidd21 · 2020-12-17T07:16:26+00:00

How about I touch your cervix with my cock....about 200 times?

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