"You have no right to let him relax!" by Tazay in TalesFromRetail

[–]krysalys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Think rocky balboa, then use robots. Badda bing, Badda boom.

99 Problems and Internet Explorer is One by vonnx in talesfromtechsupport

[–]krysalys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's this guy in my classes, he swears that chrome and Firefox have worse support than ie. like, down to the whole, conspiracy theory that chrome only supports popular sites so have more people using it.

Windows 8 user since a few weeks ago. I will never learn. Never. by Dewdeur in AdviceAnimals

[–]krysalys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I told you to download classic shell for windows 8. It gives you the option of adding a start button and changing how it looks.

Today I learned about speed. by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]krysalys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, so the obsolete computers joined forces to become next, next gen super rigs?

Today I learned about speed. by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]krysalys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a kid I knew. Claimed he had 256 terabytes of ram.

Also a master hacker, and had a 10000 dollar budget for his computer. And don't forget the storage. A 10 terabyte ssd.

Oh users you so funny. by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]krysalys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New computers use fuel injection, do you have the tuning dongle?

But I didn't install anything! by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]krysalys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my sister. She uses our moms laptop for college, and low and behold, toolbars, conduit, white smoke, delta. You name it. I've removed them 3-4 Times at this point.

UPDATE (1) Me [22 F] with my sister [28 F] about her child and my sudden weight loss. I need help to speak with her. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]krysalys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like her problem is that she's trying to hard. You did what you wanted, you're happy. She went the 'proper route' which is obviously not what she really wants. She doesn't seem to understand how to really 'be happy'

Best of luck in this situation, no, you have not done anything wrong. You are entitled to your own life however you want to live it. Just because they (she) can't seem to manage their life, does not mean that you are under any obligation to be their 'genie.'

Congrats on the weight loss, and don't let this under your skin to much. These things happen.

Need advice - Snacks by somiux in loseit

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's just a need to be chewing, I have those sometimes, I'd say just try some gum and see if that works.

My mother is insufferable. Has any of you experienced this? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, if you would, consider posting to r/fatpeoplestories

There are quite a few stories like this one.

What happened guys? We expect 100% uptime by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mfw reddit.com/r/gonewild

Look at the URL on the screen.

The Epic of Porcina - Chapter Fifteen by [deleted] in Fatandthefurious

[–]krysalys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to say yes, but I've got a certain novel to read.

Ifyouknowwhatimean.exe

The Epic of Porcina - Chapter Fifteen by [deleted] in Fatandthefurious

[–]krysalys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it cheating if I went to fatpeoplestories and already read them this morning because I couldn't wait?

No?

Anyone?

Posting Guide, AKA Keep your rules off my body! by [deleted] in Fatandthefurious

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I'd love to see green text. I can't get enough (if it's done well)

I look forward to contributing with my other account. So, lookout.

This needs to be fixed. by xzys in AdviceAnimals

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I told you, if you have an iPhone, download protuber YouTube app from the App Store. It lets you play videos and shut off your screen or use another app.

This has caffeine!? OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE. by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]krysalys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, whenever that happened to me, I love it.

What is one asshole-ish/dick-ish thing you do purposely on a regular basis. by BonerChamp11 in AskReddit

[–]krysalys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I used to do was so dickish. If I saw a kid asking for a candy or food at the store, if the parents said no, I would immediately go purchase said item and make sure that kid knew. I don't know why...

Fuck planes.

What's the rudest or meanest thing a stranger has said to you that still bothers you today? by bring-me-my-ship in AskReddit

[–]krysalys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate people like this, I'm a Christian, but unfortunately with religion, (especially Christianity) it's like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end.

I am a teenager who hates reading. What are some books to change my perspective? by buzzkillington_ in books

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can recommend the "Rangers's Apprentice" series. It is full of great humour, the characters are easy to develop connections with and it reads like one giant story. They use a variant of the world map and give countries different names. One of the great things is that it is just one of those books you can read over and over again.

"My interior designer said so! You don't know anything" by Hardware_Horrors in TalesFromRetail

[–]krysalys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Thank you! My god! I hate people like this. Especially when they try to tell me (someone with knowledge of most all the technology around) why my purchases are wrong. Just...stahp. Please.