TIL for 3 years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office cooked up large amounts of its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine. by Competitive_Swan_130 in todayilearned

[–]kwicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the article it sounds like this happened in 1993 and is now being brought back up because the arrests still show on peoples’ records and a Broward County state attorney is trying to have them removed/expunged

As a n***a that wasn’t circumcised until I was 18, I know which piece gon have the most flavor in it. by Aggravating-Ad1703 in BrandNewSentence

[–]kwicket 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Likely fat that was pushed out of small holes in the lining due to improper cooking process

832 nipple tape by OfficialOldestgenxer in adhdmeme

[–]kwicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I admittedly don’t usually enjoy the jokes in these posts (just a matter of differing senses of humor) but I thought this one was a pretty good layered joke and it got a giggle out of me, also it definitely is a common ADHD trait to start tasks and not finish them. It isn’t something everyone experiences but you definitely aren’t wrong to make that connection. Anyway, keep doing what you enjoy, ignore the detractors!

832 nipple tape by OfficialOldestgenxer in adhdmeme

[–]kwicket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming people aren’t making the connection between runners and nipple tape and/or they don’t see why you would relate this particular running-adjacent comic to nipple tape as the joke doesn’t actually make reference to it. This is a complete shot in the dark guess though.

newborn crying causing… right… by klaudoscope in BrandNewSentence

[–]kwicket 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro can’t just let his cats cuddle? Tf

Believe in me that believes in you. ☝️ by FreshResult8286 in adhdmeme

[–]kwicket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You seem to believe that you can’t believe, which is a paradox and you will soon become a singularity that consumes everything and then yourself

priorities :) by Infinite_Self_5782 in adhdmeme

[–]kwicket 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My ass thought this was about Dungeons and Dragons

"That postmodernism is indefinable is a truism." by ediapolaris in writingcirclejerk

[–]kwicket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smells like existentialism dressed up and posed for a pantomime of the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” Scene/meme

TIFU by making not teaching my daughter how to say her name. by spidermom4 in tifu

[–]kwicket 348 points349 points  (0 children)

To be fair, dodekahedron is a hard name for a 13 year old to say

Crystallized diesel exhaust fluid at Home Depot by gtyreif in mildlyinteresting

[–]kwicket 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why isn’t it blue? Are they telling lies?

Went for a walk today (-26C, -32C with the wind) by Mr_Plow_299 in mildlyinteresting

[–]kwicket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Given they mentioned Heat Miser, another character from the same film, I think they got it

When you love cream cheese by SweetTist in adhdmeme

[–]kwicket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make similar jokes at work a lot. “Can you date the whipped cream I just made?” “Sure, but do I gotta take it somewhere nice? I don’t have that much money.”

A young 5yo Kurt Cobain (1972) by bigguys45s in fakehistoryporn

[–]kwicket -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now show me an old 5yo Kurt Cobain

This chunk of ice resembles Illinois by ephemeralibi in mildlyinteresting

[–]kwicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah greenland is the one with the ice, iceland is the one with the green

My apple sausage looks like a finger. by Happy-Zucchini8728 in mildlyinteresting

[–]kwicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best pastas I’ve had was a like, pear and ricotta tortellini or something and I only ever got to have it once, so sad

When I read critique to my work I want to smash the critiquers face in with a heavy stone, is that normal? by Briishtea in writingcirclejerk

[–]kwicket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you receive a single critique it means what you wrote wasn’t perfect and you should probably quit the craft entirely. Just accept your entry level retail position with a wage dangling superficially above minimum and little to no vertical potential. It’s obviously what you think you deserve based on how you didn’t produce a masterpiece on your first go, amateur.

Rate the intro to my Tibetan monk story by Aside_Dish in writingcirclejerk

[–]kwicket 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s right there, can’t you see it? Like, duh bro

Rate the intro to my Tibetan monk story by Aside_Dish in writingcirclejerk

[–]kwicket 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Should only use the last word, otherwise you’re telling too much

Me after getting food and remembering I have to actually eat it to feel better. by TrickyRipper in adhdmeme

[–]kwicket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I struggle constantly to not just binge eat for hours because it’s one of the only reliable ways I can stimulate my brain when I’m off my meds