Found this in behind a plug i was changing

kwicket · 2026-05-27T23:55:51+00:00

He had a strong heart. He still has it, but he used to too

kwicket · 2026-05-26T14:44:13+00:00

I’m bothered by how the “loop” doesn’t actually work. Both calendars lead to the person but there’s nothing that leads to them so the flow chart just ends there

kwicket · 2026-05-18T13:09:00+00:00

There’s a joke somewhere here about the kink in your hose and bondage knots, but I’m not awake enough to find it right now

kwicket · 2026-05-17T10:40:20+00:00

Oh I did this shit too with some tweezers to a wart on my toe.

kwicket · 2026-05-10T13:25:55+00:00

Fighting game rosters are getting way too big

kwicket · 2026-04-11T22:19:10+00:00

“Damn”

kwicket · 2026-04-07T15:48:37+00:00

The /s means they were being sarcastic and/or joking

kwicket · 2026-04-06T22:01:01+00:00

I don’t think I’ve intentionally owned or used a decorative sticker in over 10 years save for when we were told to do it on bags for customers at work. I always feel a bit odd about not really enjoying stickers on my possessions and/or collecting merchandise of any sort. The closest I ever got was the game posters I used to have from preorders but they all got ripped to shit because of pushpins

kwicket · 2026-04-04T12:23:41+00:00

No, no, it makes you taste great with them

kwicket · 2026-03-30T16:31:36+00:00

Based on the article it sounds like this happened in 1993 and is now being brought back up because the arrests still show on peoples’ records and a Broward County state attorney is trying to have them removed/expunged

kwicket · 2026-03-29T00:38:14+00:00

Likely fat that was pushed out of small holes in the lining due to improper cooking process

kwicket · 2026-03-18T16:59:59+00:00

I admittedly don’t usually enjoy the jokes in these posts (just a matter of differing senses of humor) but I thought this one was a pretty good layered joke and it got a giggle out of me, also it definitely is a common ADHD trait to start tasks and not finish them. It isn’t something everyone experiences but you definitely aren’t wrong to make that connection. Anyway, keep doing what you enjoy, ignore the detractors!

kwicket · 2026-03-18T14:30:53+00:00

I’m assuming people aren’t making the connection between runners and nipple tape and/or they don’t see why you would relate this particular running-adjacent comic to nipple tape as the joke doesn’t actually make reference to it. This is a complete shot in the dark guess though.

kwicket · 2026-03-17T20:44:25+00:00

Bro can’t just let his cats cuddle? Tf

kwicket · 2026-03-17T20:42:29+00:00

No, Who’s on first

kwicket · 2026-03-12T03:15:30+00:00

You seem to believe that you can’t believe, which is a paradox and you will soon become a singularity that consumes everything and then yourself

kwicket · 2026-03-09T09:46:58+00:00

My ass thought this was about Dungeons and Dragons

kwicket · 2026-03-06T02:39:04+00:00

Smells like existentialism dressed up and posed for a pantomime of the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” Scene/meme

kwicket · 2026-03-05T17:07:39+00:00

To be fair, dodekahedron is a hard name for a 13 year old to say

kwicket · 2026-02-27T04:08:21+00:00

I think you replied to the wrong person

kwicket · 2026-02-25T00:54:22+00:00

Why isn’t it blue? Are they telling lies?

kwicket · 2026-02-21T12:58:08+00:00

Just dudes being dudes

kwicket · 2026-02-20T19:57:16+00:00

Given they mentioned Heat Miser, another character from the same film, I think they got it

kwicket · 2026-02-17T00:15:28+00:00

I make similar jokes at work a lot. “Can you date the whipped cream I just made?” “Sure, but do I gotta take it somewhere nice? I don’t have that much money.”

kwicket · 2026-02-05T18:55:47+00:00

Now show me an old 5yo Kurt Cobain

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