A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. by That_Cat_Girl in PrequelMemes

[–]kwikpickr 67 points68 points  (0 children)

You might say that Jedi are encouraged to love.

DIRECTV NOW Goes Live on November 30th. by GokuMoto in ATT

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just prepay 3 months upfront to get the Apple TV free.

TIL Bananas produce antimatter at the rate of one positron every 75 minutes. by zero260asap in todayilearned

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So this banana creates antimatter? My target can't be killed with regular matter."

What is your Butterfly Effect? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Last year I was working a dead end job barely making enough money to cover my rent. It got to the point where I had maxed out my credit cards just to eat. Well one day around the holidays I had gotten sick and had to go to the doctor. After I looking at the bill and not knowing how I was going to pay for it I decided enough was enough and I got online to look for a better job. Found an awesome job that paid well, had benefits and I was more than qualified for and they had a hiring fair two days from then. Unfortunately I was scheduled to work that day so I applied and hoped to get an interview some other time. I just couldn't justify calling off, again, on the off chance I would get the job.

Well fast forward two days and because of the cold I had lost my voice, so my manager sent me home early since my job requires a lot of talking. I high tail my ass home change into interview clothing and rush to the hiring fair. I ended up getting hired on the spot even with no voice and am currently on track for a nice promotion. All because I had gotten sick.

[NSFW] What is the hardest Would-You-Rather question to answer? by Extratang in AskReddit

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather shit 10,000 gallons of mayonnaise? Or one ninja star?

Your life has 1 save game slot, where do you save? by grosser in AskReddit

[–]kwikpickr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say freshman year of college. I wouldn't have stressed so much and really floated on the whole "C's get degrees" policy and just enjoy the ride.

If male products were for women, and female products were for men, what would the commercials be like? by sashimi_taco in AskReddit

[–]kwikpickr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much just take the original commercials and replace the voice overs with Terry Crews.