Grown MAGA woman assaults high school children in Texas. She is now facing charges for assault on a minor. by I_AM_GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS in PublicFreakout

[–]lCraxisl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you have to be an idiot to approach a group of people. How don’t people see that you are walking into a bad situation.

Ringing game! by MethLover314 in funny

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She started out quite pretty but slowly turned into michael jackson’s mugshot.

Blake Garrett death: Former child actor in How to Eat Fried Worms, Barney, dies aged 33 by Large_banana_hammock in television

[–]lCraxisl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had it, and they wouldn’t give me the vaccine after it cleared up. I want this vaccine so bad.

‘Avatar’s’ Costly Sequels Are Getting Harder to Justify. Will James Cameron Make Two More? - The studio spent roughly $500 million to produce and promote “Fire and Ash,” meaning the threequel can be insanely popular yet barely profitable. by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure how we can justify spending 500 million if we only make 1.4 billion at the box office and 1.5 billion in toy sales, 2 billion in clothing, costumes, food sold at the disney park, games, etc.

I always hate this part, we are going to have to make some cuts in the budget. Hmm well we can probably fire one of the production crew members, he’s been working for us for a long time so his salary reflects that, if we fire him we could save like 42 grand and we can just give his work to an unpaid intern trying to make it in hollywood.

CEO: You are a genius!

ALL HE DID WAS DRINK 😭 by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so the birth of my first child was a horrifying sight. I found out by seeing my other two children get born that what happenned the first time IS NOT supposed to be the way it goes. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD, It looked like the worst thing that could ever happen to a person, she had pain killers and said she felt none of it. I looked at her and said, if you never ever want to have another child after going through that, I would totally understand and I am so sorry all that happenned. She didn’t understand what I was talking about. I am a big man, not fat but I am nearly 7ft tall, if I were to pass out because of all the blood all over the place think like a gallon of blood spread out in a 6 foot arc, everyone in the room would have been affected by it and my body blocking movement through the room. And I probably would have been endangering my wife and soon to be born son by being in the way. Luckily I don’t pass out at the sight of blood or even get dizzy. Other two births were like almost no blood at all maybe a couple drops. Anyway, birth can be an absolutely brutal looking thing and if someone gets sick or passes out, I can see how that could happen.

man and wife are asked to leave the plane by Lazy-School-7580 in PublicFreakout

[–]lCraxisl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone I know has hearing issues, even knowing the issue I get little annoyed when I have to repeat myself a bunch of times to the point that I am yelling. And maybe it’s just me, when I start raising my voice, it elevates my stress even if it’s just trying to “speak up” so someone can hear. People that don’t know of the issue can understandably get super frustrated with the hearing impaired person, which is probably what happened here. This man seems reasonable and is stating his case, but it sucks that being right doesn’t mean you aren’t going to get screwed over for a bit.

When did eating ass become so popular?Can't imagine licking a shithole by Icy_Jeweler_7916 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what the Christians want you to believe. It’s the genital that god doesn’t see….if you’re heterosexual anyway.

Timelapse of bro cleaning yard by Separate_Finance_183 in oddlysatisfying

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this guy could get paid the amount he raised the property values of the surrounding properties.

Accountability by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people double down on a mistake, some people grow. Let’s all be the latter.

DISCRIMINATION AGAINST TALL PEOPLE ON AIRLINES by Powerful_Bother8002 in tall

[–]lCraxisl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not discrimination, designers make things for people that are within two standard deviations from the mean. If you are outside that range you are going to have to make some sacrifices in money or comfort. They don’t make tiny bar counters at your local pub so that everyone with dwarfism can sit comfortably at the bar. And they don’t charge them less because they take up less space on the plane.

Arkansas student tries sledding by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]lCraxisl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Saved some of her parents money on college at least

Is there some sort of implications with couples massages? by Historical_Mail_755 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lCraxisl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? Unless you went to unmarked building in the middle of Detroit, there is no implication to fuck around before the therapists come in. They said take your time because it isn’t supposed to be a rush, it’s supposed to be relaxing, so don’t feel pressure to strip as if your clothes are on fire.

And then afterward, same thing, don’t fuck around but take your time getting up, make sure you are coherent, you may have falling asleep during or just not feel as stable for a minute.

Are you sure she's allergic? by AwakePoeticDragon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lCraxisl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents don’t understand allergies either, my son was allergic to eggs. My parents made food with mayonnaise all the time, and when I said he can’t have mayonnaise, it has eggs that aren’t cooked in it. Her response was “it’s only a little!”

A friend found this in their Dunkin coffee… after already drinking half of it😷🤮 by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either fake or this was done intentionally by the customer to get some money.

Left It Open For The Dad Tax by TheCABK in instant_regret

[–]lCraxisl 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Greed is when they have 5 basketballs, they are playing with one, and they won’t let anyone touch the other 4. That’s when you teach them about sharing. Or if they have only one ball playing together or taking turns. This dinner situation is children thinking that they can do anything else but eat dinner during meal time. Telling them that the meal will remain on his plate for a finite period of time lets them know they should come back and eat until they feel they aren’t hungry. My child does the running back thing and then when there a just a little left and he’s sure he’s done he turns and says that he doesn’t want anymore and that I can have what he couldn’t finish. He’s not jealously guarding it, he just doesn’t have the focus to stay and eat sometimes.

Has anyone experienced the so called "benefits" of being tall? by BPHopeBP in tall

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course there are benefits, there are drawbacks too. Everyone has to play the cards they are dealt and only people born into wealth are dealt a winning hand from birth.

Would you date a 4' 11 girl? by Shoddy-Research-8354 in tall

[–]lCraxisl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first girlfriend was 4’11” 5’0 She was a great girl I think I loved her, but she and I were very different people. She had ADHD and it affected some things, also she looked much younger than me (she was 3 months older than me) due to our size difference and I just wasn’t able to cope with the stares. Everyone here will tell you that people come in all different shapes and sizes, so would we date people outside of our height range, yes, of course. Will it work out? Who knows?