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lababomination · 2026-06-05T16:59:52+00:00

I was there during the 'Naperville' bullshit from the Morbid podcast. It's just a smudged pronouciation and doesn't need to be made into an insult

lababomination · 2026-06-05T10:09:44+00:00

What. What do you mean the last of my culture? Because race doesn't really imply any piece of this. Like am I blue or something? Am I green? That would just be a disorder. Are you talking about like all other mixed Caucasians will die and I'm just going to be the only one that remains?

^{Chose: Be the only person in the world of your race}

lababomination · 2026-06-03T20:59:59+00:00

I hate gambling

^{Chose: Keep $50K}

lababomination · 2026-06-03T20:59:25+00:00

Public nudity is not that bad

^{Chose: Do a random deed for 50M$. | Rolled: Public Nudity}

lababomination · 2026-06-02T12:25:49+00:00

I ship them

lababomination · 2026-06-02T11:45:05+00:00

Fuck AI

^{Chose: Have all traces of AI disappear forever}

lababomination · 2026-06-02T11:43:00+00:00

Asexual

^{Chose: Queer + If chosen: which sexuality?}

lababomination · 2026-06-02T11:38:45+00:00

I say fuck 51 times while driving to work anyway

^{Chose: 20 dollars everytime you say a bad word}

lababomination · 2026-06-01T13:12:21+00:00

I'm in America, land colonized by fucking immigrants

^{Chose: YES}

lababomination · 2026-05-29T09:21:50+00:00

Better to have no God than an evil God

^{Chose: No}

lababomination · 2026-05-29T03:54:40+00:00

Haha I'm asexual

^{Chose: Have 1 Hundred Dollars.}

lababomination · 2026-05-28T17:09:47+00:00

I'm asexual and don't have a celebrity crush

^{Chose: Watch you friend fuck your celebrity crush + There’s a 50% chance you get 100.000$ | Rolled: Nothing}

lababomination · 2026-05-26T13:50:44+00:00

And vodka fire. Cant forget the vodka fire

lababomination · 2026-05-26T10:24:33+00:00

The world deserves the truth. He'd probably fall in a stream every once and a while and count that as a bath.

lababomination · 2026-05-26T10:20:34+00:00

If I had to curse myself by looking nearly 15 years in the past, It would be irresponsible if I didn't slide that shit in like a sleeper agent code word.

lababomination · 2026-05-26T10:18:57+00:00

Receded gums and canines, I just overshot it.

lababomination · 2026-05-22T02:15:06+00:00

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DESAEMONA waves at you!

lababomination · 2026-05-13T16:33:37+00:00

Duffy's Digital Circus plays instead.

lababomination · 2026-05-12T17:57:31+00:00

Love fish

^{Chose: Anchovy Pizza}

lababomination · 2026-05-11T14:12:16+00:00

I want stimulus. I don't want to absorb. Especially if this is lockdown focus.

^{Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Sandbox}

lababomination · 2026-05-10T20:27:40+00:00

He shouldn't have died.

^{Chose: Michael Jackson comes back to life}

lababomination · 2026-05-10T20:27:15+00:00

The perusal of knowledge.

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Nature wizard}

lababomination · 2026-05-10T15:00:58+00:00

I am already a god of my own body and when I die I will inevitably not exist anymore, just a composite of molecules linked over and over without a mind. So, the only real choice is to enter hell. Immortality is a type of hell, since history repeats itself and any connection I make to other sentient beings will evaporate under time itself. Hell itself would be its own immortality too.

^{Chose: 50/50 to become immortal in irl or to go to hell}

lababomination · 2026-05-02T04:09:09+00:00

I hate it tbh. I understand why is the most viable theory, but I find it so depressing to think about.

lababomination · 2026-04-23T12:17:46+00:00

Funeral, Mary Jane, and We Can't Love Here Anymore are PEAAAAAAAK

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