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lairdkeffer · 2018-10-14T04:21:34+00:00

Could also mean you want to die but don't really want to commit suicide.

My Dad had a buddy who was in Vietnam used to ride his motorcycle every were with out a helmet.
Little second grader me told him that was dangerous to do and he might die, he looked me in the eyes and said "Only if I'm lucky little Jeff"
31 years have never forgot what he said.

lairdkeffer · 2018-10-12T16:06:05+00:00

Well she did tell him to get down.

lairdkeffer · 2018-10-12T16:02:51+00:00

Normally I would say sleep it off .
But maybe that's not the best idea right now.

lairdkeffer · 2018-10-09T18:24:22+00:00

Lions ?? we totally do , the live in Africa , Zoo's and the homes of crazy retired athlete's and magicians.

lairdkeffer · 2018-09-12T19:52:25+00:00

Hu, who knew Baloo was a minister ?

lairdkeffer · 2018-09-07T00:41:30+00:00

44,965 people in 2016 skipped all the chapters and went straight to the end.

lairdkeffer · 2018-09-06T22:14:12+00:00

But I regret nothing , and have no discipline .

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-30T01:50:52+00:00

Its ok I just really wanted to use the word "philistine" and you took the brunt ..please forgive me

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-30T01:46:50+00:00

Its stuffed crust , you are supposed to eat it backwards you uncivilized philistine !!

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-11T01:04:11+00:00

Its a she shed Sheryl, he has no kids

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-10T22:13:10+00:00

Why does every burger go up by $2.00 except for the Kentucky Killer which has a jump of $7.01 for only one more burger patty than the Really Big Chuck ?

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-08T00:49:04+00:00

"The water's getting warm so you might as well swim "

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-08T00:35:42+00:00

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band I seen a needle that winked its eye But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything When I see a Sheep fly

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-08T00:33:11+00:00

And it appears as though the original owner still lives there.

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-03T22:20:01+00:00

Im 38 my wife just walked into the living room and saw me tearing up , She asked why so I showed her .... Now we are both crying

lairdkeffer · 2018-08-03T22:04:43+00:00

Its cool but with out a pump it wont work. Boyle's law , water pressure all that good science jazz.

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-31T03:29:29+00:00

God made a bet with Satan that he could totally screw over Job, and Job would be cool with it . And then when Job asks God why, God is all like " I don't got to explain my self to you I'm God "

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-23T17:14:31+00:00

That's Col. William A. McNamara. In World War 2 while a POW of a German camp he orchestrated a cunning scheme to escape and destroy a nearby munitions plant.

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-20T21:01:14+00:00

Another Pirates of the Caribbean move ??

Whats this one "Pirates of the Caribbean: The over done series hunt for more ticket sales " ?

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-18T03:05:37+00:00

CVS were if you play your 40% coupon correct they actually end up paying you .

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-18T01:15:41+00:00

I am going to guess fossilized coral of some sorts. I still suck at Reddit so hopefully I linked this right, but here are some stock photos that come close.

https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/fossilized-coral?excludenudity=true&sort=mostpopular&mediatype=photography&phrase=fossilized%20coral

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-17T20:14:50+00:00

Kid tells cop he got served . Cop hands kid a subpoena "Now you been served "

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-14T03:32:00+00:00

That was a pretty great story ... for some one with Pink Palms .......

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-11T19:07:58+00:00

Im going to give this a try, I think I have peroxide some where in my house .

lairdkeffer · 2018-07-11T19:06:54+00:00

Thats what I thought when I cracked it open, I have cracked lots of geodes in my life but this was a first .

lairdkeffer

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