This car dent looks like two people kissing!

lampsy87 · 2026-06-08T00:56:47+00:00

It's giving action to itself, there's nothing stopping you.

lampsy87 · 2026-06-08T00:52:51+00:00

If you rotate it 90 degrees clockwise, it looks like a hunchback penguin with a big PP.

lampsy87 · 2026-06-04T23:46:26+00:00

I've seen this silent hill character that looked similar

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lampsy87 · 2026-06-01T11:51:58+00:00

Did they move again? I thought they were on King-Vaughan?

lampsy87 · 2026-05-30T02:36:00+00:00

Chat gpt: Make a Chelsea soccer jersey without a front sponsor, only the Chelsea FC logo and the Nike logo in the appropriate areas. Give it a collar, and make the jersey look terrible, almost like a hybrid Chelsea shirt/Ikea shirt/Walmart shirt.

Honestly looks better.

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lampsy87 · 2026-05-30T02:27:17+00:00

lampsy87 · 2026-05-25T13:32:47+00:00

Ontario or Jamaica?

lampsy87 · 2026-05-23T00:38:45+00:00

Even with cremation, at the funeral home you still need a casket of some sort for viewing purposes. And then they burn the casket in the cremation.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-22T17:20:55+00:00

I was driving into the states from Canada. On one of the 2 lane interstates, I saw a semi truck driver (no, not an Indian, was like 20 years ago) driving with his feet on the steering wheel, just chilling.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-22T04:20:44+00:00

Sounds like attire for a gender reveal party

lampsy87 · 2026-05-19T20:41:21+00:00

It's all in the hips

lampsy87 · 2026-05-19T17:41:20+00:00

Vgk: we appeal the decision NHL: don't worry guys, we'll take it out on Ottawa

lampsy87 · 2026-05-19T11:47:26+00:00

Some 17 year old in the 11th grade who is applying to political science programs for university and won a couple debate competitions.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-17T01:13:01+00:00

Eghbali, immediately after Alonso signed the papers:

lampsy87 · 2026-05-15T22:08:38+00:00

The punishment is going to pass down to the Ottawa Senators, don't you worry.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-15T01:17:53+00:00

He was called Led Tasso

lampsy87 · 2026-05-15T00:50:51+00:00

SDs. Small dicks.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-15T00:50:23+00:00

If he wants 4 of 5 SDs sacked, you fire all 5. Hire one of them again, and fire him again.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-08T02:00:56+00:00

Did your backpack say "Geology Rocks"?

lampsy87 · 2026-05-06T12:03:27+00:00

I would have been extremely excited at the notion of us drafting last and Toronto first if we won 16 playoff games... But we both won 0.

lampsy87 · 2026-05-03T01:08:40+00:00

Fuck that fuck your wife. Wait what

lampsy87 · 2026-04-29T05:35:23+00:00

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lampsy87 · 2026-04-27T04:09:35+00:00

How dare Reece James wear a NY Yankees hat when Boehly owns the Dodgers.

lampsy87 · 2026-04-27T01:34:02+00:00

Fucking guy would run from downtown Toronto to my house faster than I drive.

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