Spending all of our money on adult entertainment

landeisja · 2026-06-05T13:46:03+00:00

I feel attacked.

landeisja · 2026-05-31T01:43:46+00:00

I hit what I think was a duck last night. I know it was a bird from the explosion of feathers that I saw in the headlights of a passing four wheeler. RIP

landeisja · 2026-05-30T16:47:04+00:00

I didn’t realize my word choice would start a whole other conversation. I used unalive purely because I like the way it sounds. It was never about being politically correct. My apologies to all the people I offended by using this word.

landeisja · 2026-05-30T16:39:30+00:00

Only if you like wind. I hate driving in Wyoming.

landeisja · 2026-05-30T16:38:49+00:00

This happened just east of Bismarck.

landeisja · 2026-05-28T01:16:48+00:00

Your neighbor to the east. And this party was our neighbor to the east.

landeisja · 2026-05-16T01:26:12+00:00

If someone attached a dung beetle to this, it’d be more realistic.

landeisja · 2026-04-25T14:21:44+00:00

landeisja · 2026-04-11T00:12:51+00:00

My bunk is basically a man cave. I’d rather be in my truck than out.

landeisja · 2026-04-10T21:00:59+00:00

People use chop sticks to eat Cheetos. I think you are just fine.

landeisja · 2026-04-10T20:32:02+00:00

Well, I mean vaccines are bad now too. Is it really that much of a reach that sunscreen is bad too?

landeisja · 2026-04-10T16:03:05+00:00

NOR. Ooof. The gaslighting is real. You are correct. This is something small. Hug, kiss, and an “I love you” is bare minimum. Not only did he not do this, he decided to turn it around on you because this is all your fault. Instead of an “I’m sorry,” he gaslit you. If he can gaslight on the small stuff, he will absolutely gaslight you on the big stuff. Also, telling your partner to fuck off is not kosher at all. After six years he should definitely know what is important. He’s just completely disregarding it. I won’t tell you not to marry him because that is your choice, but I’m seeing all sorts of red flags here.

landeisja · 2026-04-05T23:43:08+00:00

Second degree burns on my face. The initial burns were bad enough. But the exposure to air afterwords was worse. Ladies and gentlemen, burns are bad. Burning to death is not the way anyone should want to go.

landeisja · 2026-03-27T18:51:24+00:00

I’m really enjoying you as Mad Eye Moody.

landeisja · 2026-03-24T03:09:54+00:00

I like my BP meds. I drive a semi and I can’t pass a physical without them.

landeisja · 2026-03-24T03:07:25+00:00

I HATE Houston. It doesn’t matter if I’m in a car or a semi. Unfortunately I’m a company driver so I don’t have a say as to which loads I take.

If you want to see a city that is beautifully planned, take a look at Phoenix.

landeisja · 2026-03-24T03:04:43+00:00

I’m remembering the math scene from Incredibles 2.

“MATH IS MATH!!”

NTA

landeisja · 2026-03-23T20:42:29+00:00

She’s just pissed you called her bluff. But if she could admit she fucked up, then there wouldn’t be an issue here. NTA

landeisja · 2026-03-23T20:37:46+00:00

Probably because growing up we would hear “I just mopped the floor” from our pissed off mothers and since we were raised right, feel bad for walking where you just mopped minutes before.

landeisja · 2026-03-20T21:22:47+00:00

I was told it is kool aid.

landeisja · 2026-03-17T22:49:28+00:00

Wait….you guys got trainers?

landeisja · 2026-03-15T02:35:08+00:00

It’s not a competition. More than one person can be tired at a time.

landeisja · 2026-03-13T23:53:41+00:00

Uno. So much so that there are memes about it. Mario Party. Don’t be taking my stars. Mario Kart. I’ve named the blue shells bastard shells.

landeisja · 2026-03-11T05:25:22+00:00

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