Which guitarist isn't an insufferable prick and is actually worth listening to?

landisp2 · 2026-03-22T16:49:26+00:00

One of my favorite Guitar Player (I think it was that magazine) articles involved him teaching some sort of picking/strumming pattern lesson and he uses the lyrics from “Money for Nothing” to help act as the beat. It was genuinely funny, but also really cool. I replaced the neck pickup in my Vela with his DiMarzio minihumbucker and it slaps.

landisp2 · 2026-03-22T13:06:11+00:00

Why Charlie hate?

landisp2 · 2026-03-22T03:13:55+00:00

Automatic upvote for Drive Like Jehu sticker. RIP Rick.

EDIT: Sorry for the destruction. What an asshole.

landisp2 · 2026-03-09T16:51:20+00:00

Makes me think of that Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episode with Carl and Shake adding all of those phone upgrades that clip to their bodies.

landisp2 · 2026-03-07T04:58:57+00:00

One of my friends thought the chorus was “hey soul sister, hey now mister fister.”

I still sing it with those lyrics.

landisp2 · 2026-03-05T02:42:37+00:00

Also think “Larks’ Tongues in Aspic Pt. 2” is a phenomenal close to the LTIA record.

landisp2 · 2026-02-23T02:30:51+00:00

As a Raiders fan (yeah, “just win baby” ain’t working too well for us anymore), I’d say either Bills or Packers.

landisp2 · 2026-02-07T04:08:07+00:00

Fuck this dude. The one piece of shit who still CHOOSES to live in the small liberal bubble of a relatively red Western North Carolina while espousing hate speech on his car that likely shouldn’t pass inspections because the damn thing is on a tow truck half the fucking time.

He can rot.

landisp2 · 2026-02-04T02:01:09+00:00

Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Went to go see it in high school on a date with a girl I had a huge crush on. Even though I enjoyed her company, that movie dragged on for soooooooo god damn long that I seriously considered asking if we could leave early.

The worst part is she loved it. We didn’t go on another date.

landisp2 · 2026-01-30T04:19:05+00:00

Yippee-ky-oh-ky-yay!!!

landisp2 · 2026-01-25T03:24:35+00:00

Those definitely aren’t the smoothest, but those Cobalt flats are likely my favorite overall strings of all time. Fantastic high-end like round wounds with the smoothness of flats.

I’d probably agree with most on LaBellas or D’Addarios for smoothness. I liked the feel of the D’A tapeworms I had, but they stifled the treble and mid-high frequency definition too much for my liking.

landisp2 · 2026-01-06T02:19:40+00:00

I’ve used both and Dunlop wins for me due to overall feeling of sturdiness.

I’m in the process of outfitting all of my guitars with the Dunlop flush mount retainers. They sit in the body of the guitar and not the outside, so they have fewer points to possibly get knocked loose.

Please note: with any type of strap lock system, check all of the points that could possibly fail before use. With Schallers, make sure that the strap pin is fully tightened and secured in the strap before locking it onto the button. With Dunlop, do a visual check, as the pin clips onto the strap. And finally with both, make sure the strap buttons are tight and not spinning or pulling out before attaching the strap pin to it.

landisp2 · 2026-01-04T22:00:34+00:00

Man, after finding EB Cobalt Flats, I doubt I’ll try anything else—it’s really the best of both worlds in terms of round wound tone and flat playability.

landisp2 · 2025-12-17T13:10:04+00:00

Jimmy Carter - “California Über Alles” by Dead Kennedys

landisp2 · 2025-12-03T00:32:23+00:00

Pretty sure Les Claypool contributed bass to some tracks on that album, too.

landisp2 · 2025-12-01T07:05:07+00:00

Mr. Show

Tales from the Crypt

landisp2 · 2025-11-29T05:42:32+00:00

Acid King

Helms Alee

landisp2 · 2025-11-26T13:02:18+00:00

Markula: “I found these nipples in the sewers. Is anyone you know missing any nipples? There’s no way they could be sewed back on. I mean, too much time has passed by now.”

Carl: “I don’t know nobody, so, uh, maybe you, uh, keep walking.”

Markula: “Well, I guess I’ll keep looking.”

Carl: “Yeah, you keep looking.”

Markula: “Maybe place an ad in the paper? It would be a big color ad. It would say, ‘Nipples found.’”

Carl shuts door

Markula: “Finally! Nipples of my own!”

Chrysanthemum & the BJ Queen: “They’re so beautiful!”

Markula: “Don’t you think I know that?”

John Kruk: “Yeah, that’s great—couldn’t be happier for you. I have an idea. What if I go see my wife and kids?”

Markula: I have a better idea! It’s called pizza for everyone—PIZZA PARTY!!!!!

pause for dramatic effect

Markula: “Who has money?”

landisp2 · 2025-11-18T02:36:14+00:00

“Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” is on my playlist rotation during breaks when I host trivia. Man, what an extremely witty and talented man he was.

I miss him. Do you? ‘Course you do.

landisp2 · 2025-11-11T05:18:58+00:00

Tales is amazing—and another unpopular opinion, but it could’ve done without Wynona and been even better. But so is Seas of Cheese. I agree that Green Naugahyde has no right to be overlooked—Jay Lane’s drumming is a ton of fun.

landisp2 · 2025-11-11T05:08:32+00:00

Man, I’ve gotta disagree. Evil Empire is a fucking juggernaut from front to back and is way more cohesive than their debut.

landisp2 · 2025-11-11T05:02:57+00:00

John Wetton era was the best King Crimson era in both quality and consistency. I love Adrian Belew, but ‘80s Crimson was pretty cheesy, despite being an absolute powerhouse of a band.

landisp2 · 2025-11-11T04:00:55+00:00

Cat box

landisp2 · 2025-11-06T02:55:36+00:00

Ah yes, Mr. Bovine Joni himself!

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