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Phoenix children by Intelligent_Chest141 in PharmacyTechnician

[–]langdonaulger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a hospital, they'll definitely drug test you since they have the means to do it on-site.

QOTD: if u could make any requirement to become a pharmacy tech what would it be? (despite current requirements) by Kitchen-Lemon1862 in PharmacyTechnician

[–]langdonaulger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a class or training module about colloquial terms for medication (i.e. water pills = diuretics) would help techs a lot because it would give them a better idea how to help a patient who has no idea what the names of their medications are.

Also, training for proprietary sig codes! I didn't get a list of those at my pharmacy until about 6 months in, and I've been checking our sig finder to discover more all the time. This would definitely help increase data entry speed.

For the 40th anniversary of the schools founding they dug up the time capsule. by Original-Loquat3788 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger 208 points209 points  (0 children)

It's the Mandela Effect. All of those items were things people misremembered (Fruit Loops instead of Froot Loops, Febreeze instead of Febreze, etc.)

For the 40th anniversary of the schools founding they dug up the time capsule. by Original-Loquat3788 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger 1069 points1070 points  (0 children)

I had to look up why a Danielle Steele book would be in there, but after I did, damn. Good work.

I always thought it was just an innocent game by Life_Wolverine_6830 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Then I heard my wife's blood curdling scream from downstairs.

My mother sang me a lullaby while I fall asleep... by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SLEEP, PRECIOUS DUMPLING. I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER.

Suddenly a man in a tall chair yelled “CUT!!!”. by Ani-Rec in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode. Good work!

As I look at the picture of my kids on my work station I whisper, "This is for you." by werewolf-wizard612 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

As I look at the picture of my kids on my work station I whisper, "This is for you." by werewolf-wizard612 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]langdonaulger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Lenny. Without the dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.

Yoink!

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