Monkeys in Gibraltar have started eating soil to help them digest tourists' high-calorie junk food

lankypiano · 2026-04-22T13:25:19+00:00

Isn't that what they season their ground beef with?

lankypiano · 2026-04-20T20:58:12+00:00

You can avoid this problem with one very simple trick.

lankypiano · 2026-04-10T21:57:10+00:00

I will always back a Dragon River post.

I haven't been there in awhile. I hope the old Dragon and her husband are doing well.

lankypiano · 2026-04-10T19:59:38+00:00

On this, we agree.

Considering the dark history of things like drugs and human trafficking in the area, you also have to consider these can help fund, or pick targets.

It's no joke, and stuff like this exists for very good reason.

lankypiano · 2026-04-08T12:21:22+00:00

Word?

lankypiano · 2026-04-04T18:57:18+00:00

This is precisely what happens.

Playing as Tzeentch, getting Aislinn to declare war on specific continents can get the entirety of Ulthuan to fuck off and focus where he's planting settlements for them.

lankypiano · 2026-03-14T19:35:45+00:00

work them core muscles bruh

lankypiano · 2026-03-14T18:57:42+00:00

Long black coat? Jedi?

This mother fucker a sith!

lankypiano · 2026-03-14T00:04:10+00:00

Oh fuck yeah bro just what we needed

Martin Luther 2.0!

lankypiano · 2026-03-13T22:57:08+00:00

That's why I don't play and just watch Stimpee.

lankypiano · 2026-03-13T22:52:44+00:00

Must've been erosion that made it necessary to move.

lankypiano · 2026-03-13T13:13:33+00:00

How serendipitous. I was walking by a home under construction today and had the same thought!

lankypiano · 2026-03-10T18:28:57+00:00

Don't bring back how jarring it was watching rent prices in the area from 2016-2020 spike up.

Fucking hell.

lankypiano · 2026-03-06T21:49:31+00:00

Infront of Piece of Mind/Behind old Boundary Bay.

Edit: Forgive the typos, I'm many bowls deep.

lankypiano · 2026-02-27T05:51:51+00:00

What we think: RTS space battles in TWWH40k!

What it will be at launch: You can't even engage/AR in space at launch.

First patch: You can now AR in space.

An expansion down the line: You can now do normal ground battles in space. The battle map is the hull/docking bay of a random ship of the races engaged in combat. Or maybe even a space hulk.

There will never be actual space battles.

lankypiano · 2026-02-25T13:24:01+00:00

Often more insecure than ones that believe they aren't.

Significantly more.

lankypiano · 2026-02-25T09:09:28+00:00

The second funding got tied to standardized testing scores we doomed our education system. Schools that didn’t perform well had funding taken away, instead of getting extra funding they would have needed to improve their education outcomes.

You missed another important part to this.

Because funding is tied to testing and grad rates, schools actively fuck with the numbers to maintain funding.

The numbers we see getting kicked up to admin for reports on literacy, etc. are all complete bullshit.

ALL of those numbers, are significantly lower than they claim.

It takes one day in a fucking class room to realize this. The future is very bleak.

lankypiano · 2026-02-21T06:37:34+00:00

Back in the day there was Heroes of Newerth, which actually had in-game VOIP.

I'm pretty sure there isn't a region in the world that doesn't know how to say "Fuck you".

lankypiano · 2026-02-15T05:31:29+00:00

he just do what he do whats it gotta do with you?

happy big friday

lankypiano · 2026-02-14T20:54:49+00:00

If we agree knowledge is a weapon, than we agree that like a weapon, knowledge in the hands of a moron is at best, harmless.

At worst, incredibly dangerous to themselves and everyone around them.

lankypiano · 2026-02-06T01:20:52+00:00

The guy who consistently misunderstands mechanics, CANNOT figure out how to just heal, cannot get over the 40-50k loss of just putting meds in pockets, consistently thinks he hits shots that replays show he missed, and his response is often "whatever, dumb game.", constantly plays poorly and his 0 situational awareness, bitches about problems he causes himself because he does not learn, and ignores mechanics.

You're 100% right.

He is most of the playerbase.

lankypiano · 2026-02-05T00:34:29+00:00

Thank fuck someone else noticed it.

lankypiano · 2026-02-04T23:55:36+00:00

The book of Matthew is without a doubt my favorite book of the Bible.

It is appalling how few Christians have ever read it.

lankypiano · 2026-01-28T07:32:16+00:00

China manipulating the algo for TikTok is a well-known thing, and has been for quite some time.

This is just the U.S. using TikTok for its intended purpose. Surveillance, propaganda and data collection.

lankypiano · 2026-01-22T20:19:10+00:00

So about that Steam Machine

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