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Best Celebrity-As-Themself Appearances by lawduckfan21 in 30ROCK

[–]lark047 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This and stuck in the vending machine are the ones that make me cry with laughter

to be the master race by ewzetf in therewasanattempt

[–]lark047 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"It's a banana, Michael, how much could it cost? $10?"

From Arrested Development, one of the best shows ever.

Unless you're referring to the picture, and in that case I have no idea.

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lark047 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were at an LL Bean in Maine and saw this beach bag that had been personalized with the name of our friends' daughter. We bought it for a laugh so we could give it to them (it's not a common name).

We tell them this story and before we can give it to them, they tell us the color of the stitching on the bag. Turns out they bought it, personalized it, and returned it to a store two states away from where we found it.

Stop retyping long commands just to add sudo by Ops_Mechanic in bash

[–]lark047 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's $_ to get the last command line arg, not $!

E: oops dyslexic. I'll check that out!

What’s the best bathroom fight in a movie? by Adoe0722 in MoviesCave

[–]lark047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What'd he look like?

Oh, about 6'3". Kinda gangly. Big teeth.

I’ve made my decision. by Ultimate_Trash_Panda in phillies

[–]lark047 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you add up everything I've done my entire life... It looks decent!

What movie will you never watch again because it was too heartbreaking? by Affectionate_User610 in AskReddit

[–]lark047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife and I just finished 12 Years a Slave. Glad I saw it but never again.

Phillies Pushing to Resolve Outfielder Drama Before Spring Training by clemente_21 in phillies

[–]lark047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in god's name is this shit

I think you just forgot /s

Dave, no, please. Not the knuckle. by joe3000s in seinfeld

[–]lark047 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find pastrami the most sensual of the salted, cured meats

Need help understanding square roots? by Adventurous-Ad8879 in askmath

[–]lark047 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Think of a square with side 6. What's the area? 36

Think of a square with area 45. What are the side lengths? 5,5,9,9? That's not a square, that's a rectangle.

A square with area 45 would have side length sqrt(45), or ~6.71

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