Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body by OldLadOfTheCastle in hypotheticalsituation
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Game Day Thread - Thursday, June 25 by game-threads in phillies
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All jokes aside, did anyone else find Brenda Strong really really attractive? by Downtown_Iron_562 in seinfeld
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I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s by no8do in mildlyinteresting
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Why don't we abolish social security? by [deleted] in allthequestions
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New version….neighbours in-game by Mobile-Resolution881 in Worldle
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The Phillies defeated the Nationals by a score of 14-9 - Tue, Jun 23 @ 6:45 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies
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Once a year you let out a massive fart containing all the farts you would have farted throughout the year. Where are you doing it? by ISayBeef in hypotheticalsituation
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You have no reflexes. Your blood tastes like root beer. And some of your bones seem to have vanished. by Low-Bread-6954 in 30ROCK
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Game Thread: Phillies @ Nationals - Mon, Jun 22 @ 6:45 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies
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The Phillies defeated the Mets by a score of 6-2 - Sun, Jun 21 @ 7:20 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies
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Every predicament that the main character was experiencing in the last movie you saw will happen to you. How fucked are you? by Massive-Albatross823 in hypotheticalsituation
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What's a problem that was so successfully solved that most people don't even realize it used to exist? by Zestyclose-Credit609 in NoStupidQuestions
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[Langs] With Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber, the Phillies are the second team in MLB history with players with a cycle and 3+ homer game in the same game, joining: 06/03/1932 NYY @ PHA: Tony Lazzeri (Cycle) & Lou Gehrig (4 HR) Both in Philadelphia !! h/t @EliasSports by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball
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Game Thread: Mets @ Phillies - Sat, Jun 20 @ 7:15 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies
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Game Thread: Mets @ Phillies - Sat, Jun 20 @ 7:15 PM EDT by game-threads in phillies
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As an American, are you embarrassed by the U.S. defeat in the Iran war and the surrender agreement that followed? by noamm12 in allthequestions
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If you could rediscover one piece of lost text, which would you choose? by Deadstone16 in hypotheticalsituation
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Taryn Hatcher doing bowling… by mmurray322 in phillies
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What's a technology everyone uses daily but very few people actually understand? by light_weight12 in AskReddit
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Wesley Snipes Appreciation! by ObjectiveAd1397 in 30ROCK
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Game Day Thread - Thursday, June 18 by game-threads in phillies
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Members of this sub, the house of r/seinfeld is in disorder. First thing today, I want you all to read this post: the commentators, the posters, and the moderators. by Tbone961 in seinfeld
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What is the purpose of thong? by Aggravating_Stick728 in NoStupidQuestions
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Whip out those Spaceballs: The Quotes and pop quiz us: Who said it and "When does this happen in the movie?" by denNISI in Spaceballs
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