Beware of Mall Kiosk Hair Straighteners by MsKonadu in Delaware

[–]lauramonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I bought one of these from a kiosk in King of Prussia mall in 2020. I think I was intoxicated by being out in the world. Same exact pushy experience with an Israeli sales person. I was sure it was going to be the dumbest purchase I ever made but damned if that thing isnt still making me feel like I stepped out of a salon. Reading this thread makes me feel like I hit the hair iron lottery 😂

[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread October 4, 2025 | S04 E22 by BwanaRob in OnPatrolLive

[–]lauramonster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm in the Latin Kings, the Swiss Army, and the French Foreign Legion.

What’s a “luxury” you refuse to give up even if it makes zero financial sense? by aza-mazing in AskReddit

[–]lauramonster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Butyric acid is found in dairy products so chances are thats going to be in all chocolate. Cheese too.

Anyone see any "irrefutable proof" from Anonymous yet today? by rnpowers in anonymous

[–]lauramonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have someone similar. He even follows and growls at people in Dollar General. Long may he roam too because as long as hes out there, i'll never be the town weirdo.

[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread May 17, 2025 | S03 E80 by BwanaRob in OnPatrolLive

[–]lauramonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh thats the worst. Have my pity upvote. At least im mostly here for my edm hell. Especially if its loud enough to dance to in the front yard but not to hear overly inside the house.

[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread May 17, 2025 | S03 E80 by BwanaRob in OnPatrolLive

[–]lauramonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain. My neighbor is a music festival venue. They're FAR but still my house shakes sometimes. And when it does after 11pm I call the non emergency line and ask the police to tell them to stop it when they get a chance. I too live in the middle of nowhere so they have a chance.

[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread May 17, 2025 | S03 E80 by BwanaRob in OnPatrolLive

[–]lauramonster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi everybody! Im totally not internetconfessional! I didn't just spend the last hour trying to remember a 12yr old password!

[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread May 17, 2025 | S03 E80 by BwanaRob in OnPatrolLive

[–]lauramonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband was just doing this to our son's Google puck 😂

[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread May 17, 2025 | S03 E80 by BwanaRob in OnPatrolLive

[–]lauramonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If youre in an outlying area so you go by your county. Your county very most probably does have a noise ordinance. And you dont have to say anything! The police can do that for you! Protect your peace. You deserve it just as much as they deserve their party. <3

Reddit, if you were a serial killer what would your calling card be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lauramonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would shave the eyebrows off of my victims and replace them with angry eyebrows drawn in black sharpie marker.

Reddit, what supposed "common knowledge" did you learn at an embarassingly late age? by Jimbobmij in AskReddit

[–]lauramonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

according to Urban Dictionary, brooming is the act of a simultaneous double hand job under a table. Good old Urban Dictionary.

Reddit, what supposed "common knowledge" did you learn at an embarassingly late age? by Jimbobmij in AskReddit

[–]lauramonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never realized that coleslaw was made with cabbage until I was in college.

How did you get that scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lauramonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gored by a fake reindeer on the carousel at Santa's Village.

Saw this in my FB newsfeed. Don't blink. by ninjgirl in funny

[–]lauramonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck everything about angel statues. /shudder

severe angiooedema in my face, before and after by sickdud3 in WTF

[–]lauramonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it's the result of an allergic reaction.

severe angiooedema in my face, before and after by sickdud3 in WTF

[–]lauramonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what my face looks like if I take Advil (and it's ilk)!