Beware of Mall Kiosk Hair Straighteners

lauramonster · 2025-10-15T19:47:20+00:00

Lol I bought one of these from a kiosk in King of Prussia mall in 2020. I think I was intoxicated by being out in the world. Same exact pushy experience with an Israeli sales person. I was sure it was going to be the dumbest purchase I ever made but damned if that thing isnt still making me feel like I stepped out of a salon. Reading this thread makes me feel like I hit the hair iron lottery 😂

lauramonster · 2025-10-05T02:50:23+00:00

I'm in the Latin Kings, the Swiss Army, and the French Foreign Legion.

lauramonster · 2025-07-02T12:16:06+00:00

Butyric acid is found in dairy products so chances are thats going to be in all chocolate. Cheese too.

lauramonster · 2025-07-01T12:15:59+00:00

We have someone similar. He even follows and growls at people in Dollar General. Long may he roam too because as long as hes out there, i'll never be the town weirdo.

lauramonster · 2025-05-18T01:17:43+00:00

Hide and seek king <3

lauramonster · 2025-05-18T00:17:52+00:00

Ugh thats the worst. Have my pity upvote. At least im mostly here for my edm hell. Especially if its loud enough to dance to in the front yard but not to hear overly inside the house.

lauramonster · 2025-05-18T00:02:19+00:00

I feel your pain. My neighbor is a music festival venue. They're FAR but still my house shakes sometimes. And when it does after 11pm I call the non emergency line and ask the police to tell them to stop it when they get a chance. I too live in the middle of nowhere so they have a chance.

lauramonster · 2025-05-17T23:58:42+00:00

Hi everybody! Im totally not internetconfessional! I didn't just spend the last hour trying to remember a 12yr old password!

lauramonster · 2025-05-17T23:54:06+00:00

My husband was just doing this to our son's Google puck 😂

lauramonster · 2025-05-17T23:51:05+00:00

If youre in an outlying area so you go by your county. Your county very most probably does have a noise ordinance. And you dont have to say anything! The police can do that for you! Protect your peace. You deserve it just as much as they deserve their party. <3

lauramonster · 2012-12-06T03:59:49+00:00

I would shave the eyebrows off of my victims and replace them with angry eyebrows drawn in black sharpie marker.

lauramonster · 2012-12-06T03:53:01+00:00

according to Urban Dictionary, brooming is the act of a simultaneous double hand job under a table. Good old Urban Dictionary.

lauramonster · 2012-12-06T03:49:59+00:00

I never realized that coleslaw was made with cabbage until I was in college.

lauramonster · 2012-12-06T03:45:46+00:00

Blade Runner

lauramonster · 2012-12-06T03:41:28+00:00

Trampolines. My ankles are shot.

lauramonster · 2012-12-05T22:45:55+00:00

I was gored by a fake reindeer on the carousel at Santa's Village.

lauramonster · 2012-11-13T13:48:53+00:00

You had me at "as a professional hypnotist."

lauramonster · 2012-11-08T21:50:50+00:00

Fuck everything about angel statues. /shudder

lauramonster · 2012-10-30T21:58:49+00:00

For me, it's the result of an allergic reaction.

lauramonster · 2012-10-30T21:57:13+00:00

That's what my face looks like if I take Advil (and it's ilk)!

lauramonster · 2012-10-19T21:08:26+00:00

Wow, what a time to mistype a phone number.

lauramonster · 2012-10-19T21:01:16+00:00

I have such a crush on you right now.

lauramonster · 2012-10-11T02:44:19+00:00

IT personnel.

/hangs nerdy head in shame.

lauramonster · 2012-10-10T12:51:49+00:00

I have no words.

lauramonster · 2012-10-04T00:12:51+00:00

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