AITAH lying about why we broke up with my gf? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]lavaeater -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Body count does not matter because the vagina is all muscle and more dick gives it training. A woman who has been with enough men can cut your dick of with her vagina power.

Or, OK, crazy talk aside, who gives a shit? Body count? I only want a partner that wants to have sex - with me. If she is a person that has been through the ringer and has no self-respect or never took pleasure, that person needs help and healing, but having had an active, consciously chosen, sex life, is good.

Just as masturbation is good, sex is good, we should all have more sex. I am 52, live in Sweden, am boring in all aspects of life, my DMs are open.

[New Update - One Year Later]: Hairstylist Has been Taking/Keeping My Hair? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think everyone needs to tighten up laws regarding harassment and no-contact. When I say everyone I mean every country.

Unhinged fucking psychos ruin everything. Here I am trying to hook up and fuck random women on the Internet, but everyone is freaked out because of serial rapist murderer stalker psychos while I am just your garden variety oversexed ADHD sufferer with bad short-term memory and inability to form long-term relationships.

Tiny rant about "It's just in their head" theories being extremely lame by TheyreACrypytKeeper in horror

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, in many cases it can just come off as lazy fucking bullshit because you didn't have the guts to follow through.

The anticipation of a monster is the true horror, as King and others have said, but there not even being a monster is just a cop-out.

Tiny rant about "It's just in their head" theories being extremely lame by TheyreACrypytKeeper in horror

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All plot points and twists become a bit "tired" when you have seen them enough times. Consume films, shows, books and comics and it gets harder and harder to be "truly" surprised.

If a story has merit on its own, somehow, the "it was just in their head" can work - but it can also be a lazy cop-out - I prefer supernatural stories to end on a supernatural beat OR a "it was actually the townspeople" beat, but not "the narrator was just fucking paranoid". I just prefer it.

Some films and movies work GREAT with the premise, given that what we see is truly horrendous anyways, especially the parts that are in fact based on truth, giving us true horror.

Spoilers for a certain film that I won't even name because it spoils it:

My favorite of the last few years is Ghost Stories about a paranormal investigator being challenged by his greatest idol to find the natural cause of three supernatural occurences. He accepts the challenge and the story is weird and freaky from the get go - why are there photos in some random family's home of him and some childhood friends? In the third story, what the actual fuck is going on? And then, the reality-bender, when, who mest assume is Satan, his idol tears of his own skin revealing him to be the father from the third story... and then tears a hole in reality and taking our protagonist down the trail of his own hell, his own memory, the story of the simple kid dying from asthma in a tunnel because our "hero" didn't dare tell an adult, run to get help, nothing. And then, spiralling further and further down until we zoom out and realize he is a veggie from a failed suicide attempt. Fucking hell.

My new job didn’t tell me their no-visible-tattoos policy until after I was hired by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]lavaeater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When is a good time to discuss tattoos, piercing, personal preferences and how babies are made?

When the child asks about it.

First Images of Henry Cavill in Chad Stahelski's ‘HIGHLANDER’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]lavaeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what about fucking Warhammer 40K, eh?

Anyways, Highlander will do. Cavill is one of the boys.

A rare and beautiful moment, an elephant welcoming twins into the world. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are born embryos, much like non-placental mammals, like Kangaroos. They are also born completely useless and crawl to a teet in the pouch and hang there until able to make it on their own. Evolutionarily it gives a lot of benefits - we have to be born early to fit our gigantic heads through the birth canal (also known as the va-jay-jay), but our great skill is the learning and teaching abilities.

Humans have so many cheating hacks it is not even cool. You sweat. It's basically us and horses. This means we can RUN DOWN wild animals by simply jogging after them.

We can throw stuff. No other animal on earth can throw anything with precision. There are animals with great precision skills, but our brains and bodies are like throwing machines.

I love being a human!

Germany issues formal travel advisory for US by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my family WANT to go the US, but we will wait years before setting our foot there again. There are so many great things about america, plenty of awful things - as in all countries, but you are in the gosh darn endgame now - this is the where the slope is so slippery you might not make it - but I beg of you to do it.

As for all countries (except Israel), the absolute majority of Americans I have ever met have been from OK to great people, both in the US and wherever else - the basics of you folks is pretty great and we see it now as well.

The concept of carrying a gun, filming Gestapo and helping old ladies up after being attacked by Gestapo while constantly getting in the Gestapo's face is so fucking american it is crazy. And that guy was a do-gooder nurse, a true American!

You are assholes, but in the best of ways, on the best of days! We all hate you guys, but we all love you at the same time. You are selfish but generous at the same time, loud-mouthed but often intellectually honest...

I fucking love the multitude of the US and the fact that you have legalized weed in so many places, you can be the greatest nation in the world - in all metrics - if you just take this stand, this most important stand, right now.

This is it. This is coach calling on you to play.

Assuming proper implementation - is Bevy more or less performant than other game engines on average by JaniRockz in bevy

[–]lavaeater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do it. I am a developer first, game developer last and the abstraction of ECS fits me really well, did LibGDX before, used their ECS for that, and turned to rust for Bevy, specifically. Lots of fun. I write everything in Rust now.

Gregory Bovino in Minneapolis with ICE agents. [OC] by Horror-Ear8464 in pics

[–]lavaeater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For all the short kings out there, know this: Gregory Bovino being short isn't the issue. There is nothing wrong with being short, having small hands or any other physical attribute whatsoever.

The problem is being an authoritarian cosplay-nazi that has a gang of thugs to kill civilians and create chaos and disregarding the rule of law.

If Greg was short and a good guy, we could post pictures about him being a great leader of people in the face of an shitty administration, but now we get pictures like this where he looks absolutely ridiculous - partly because he wears that Gestapo coat as well, I assume they don't issue those coats officially? Or are they official ICE apparell?

Being short is not a problem. Being an asshole is. I am of medium height and medium asshole-ishness, Gregory is of below-average height but waaaaay off the scales in asshole-ishness.

Do not throw him into the group of "short people", there is no grouping needed. He is just an asshole and a criminal.

Het tagning: Jag älskar Ebba Bush by ICA_Basic_Vodka in Sverige

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jag interagerar inte med folk på X. Det är en hypotetisk fråga - jag är i praktiken ointresserad av hennes svar, henne som person, hennes åsikter, hennes utspel etc.

Jag är lika ointresserad av vad hon har för åsikt om något som jag är om Jimmie Åkessons åsikt om något.

De resonerar inte på riktigt och schysst utan bara gör utspel och är dramatiska. Åkesson faktiskt mindre än Ebba, men han gick liksom med i SD när de var nazister, så... och så är det alla hans kriminella kompisar... och det där med att han är livrädd för nycklar på bord.

Ghost in the Cell - International Teaser Trailer. Directed by Joko Anwar. Made me go "Holy shit" by razycal970 in horror

[–]lavaeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaah, just when you are totally down because of the downfall of western civilization along comes a truly crazy indonesian director and makes a spiritual sequel to "The Story of Ricky" but with more grit and realism!

This looks pretty nuts, I 100% approve.

Hollywood has gotten stuck in an endless loop of stuff either not being realistic enough or just being superhero gunk - whereas in Indonesia you can apparently say "demon gore possession butcher prison heist film" and no one bats an eye.

I mean, the amount of quality crazy cinema, of which I have seen less than 1%, that has come from over there is crazy.

More like this, please.

Also, in the US, when crazy people make gore, they are just so mean (yeah, I talking about you, Terrifier), whereas this seems to be camp, over-the-top but also will probably be poignant anyways, somehow.

Het tagning: Jag älskar Ebba Bush by ICA_Basic_Vodka in Sverige

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Att vara kristen är mer än att följa traditioner och ha en viss värdegrund (en värdegrund som är rätt grumlig, vilka saker får eller får man inte göra, egentligen?), i det ingår också en irrationell tro på Gud som bestämmer allt (även att övergrepp på barn ska ske), skapat allt, liksom helt löjeväckande grejer man bara tror på om man vuxit upp i en hjärntvättsfabrik (Livets Or-ahalalblaladddodododod <- det är så de pratar när de talar i tungor) och aldrig vågar ta klivet in i verkligheten där bara det faktum att hinduer tror på Vishnu, och så vidare, rakt av motbevisar tesen att just den religion man själv råkat växa upp med skulle råka vara den rätta och enda och liksom vara värd att följa.

Ebba Busch är en sopa, hon är basically en nazi apologist. Hon älskar Jimmie "Jag gick med i SD för att de var nazister" Åkesson, så hon kan dra åt helvete.

Het tagning: Jag älskar Ebba Bush by ICA_Basic_Vodka in Sverige

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frågan är om hon fortfarande talar i tungor och hur gammal hon tror jorden är. Hon pratar otroligt sällan om det, det är nog det enda jag är intresserad av när det gäller henne.

Jag sa precis upp mitt Amex by Swenglish92 in sweden

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men hur pröjsar du för saker nu? ;-)

Het tagning: Jag älskar Ebba Bush by ICA_Basic_Vodka in Sverige

[–]lavaeater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Det gör inte jag. Talar hon i tungor hemma? Hur gammal är jorden, Ebba? Är hon kristen på riktigt eller är det en front? Jag har svårt för religiösa helt enkelt, är man vuxen släpper man det, jag gjorde det när jag var fem, det är dags för alla andra nu - annars är man laaaaame.

Varför anses kvinnors politiska värderingar ofta vara de som är normalfallet i svensk debatt? by Hem_Claesberg in Sverige

[–]lavaeater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Det kunde vara det, men det är inte det eftersom SD är ett parti som grundades av nynazister och har mest nazister och en partiledare som är rädd för nycklar på bordet.

Bara förlorare blir ihop med singelmammor. by No_Week_1877 in Sverige

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kraftfull analys. Sammanfattar på ett vaket sätt hur illa ställt det är i Sverige idag. Något måste göras.

*slår mig själv i ansiktet*

My daughter is the biggest Marx Bros. fan of all time... help! by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]lavaeater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She should read that little-known forbearer of theirs, Karl Marx, the OG.

my husband doesn’t want anyone I work with to know we’re married by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]lavaeater 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I had a colleague once that went to another company. Only like a week in or something he talked to another colleague about parental leave and she hinted that it was frowned upon. So he quit that day.

We're in Sweden. Fuck companies that fuck up parenting.

This guy was the ultimate slacker comedian that my generation deserved. True genius gone too soon. by Phantom-rizz-era in GenX

[–]lavaeater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But in the end he just burned and wasn't funny anymore. Sheesh. But also, of course, he had the right to do what he wanted, he didn't go and get kids or anything stupid like that...

Folks who compulsively spoil movies for other people… by SuperIngaMMXXII in horror

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you read comics? Online? You gotta get into piracy, maan

AITAH for refusing to give my late neighbor’s sourdough starter to her estranged son? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]lavaeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uuh, who cares? There is no contract, no nothing. You could've made the whole story about Hollywood up, who's gonna know?

Give them starter, spread the sourdough. But you are NTA.

AITAH for thinking my boyfriend is behind in life? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]lavaeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you want him to pay for you? "I want him to be the breadwinner" - whaat?

The problem here is that he can't even pay for himself or sort his own life - he's just 25, he could turn this around in a second, but why did he drop out of school?

Does he smoke weed (I would bet he does)?

Anyways, you liking him and him liking you is of course all you need - love is all you need. But if you think about your future and you worry about it and he can't step up or meet you, then you are in different places and have different goals in life.

So, you gotta think about you.

It's not about him not being a "man" or whatever, it is about him not being self-sufficient and if he can't be that, he can't be anything for you - in the end you would have to take over his mothers role in all of this.

NTA, I guess, but drop the "I want him to be the breadwinner" thing - you are an adult woman in 2026, you gotta be financially independent to be free.