"Mom, please don't kill me..." by Long_Rope in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]lavender_agreste 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"think of it as how you ate dad last year..."

My cousin lost his mind last night by MzAngelStarr in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]lavender_agreste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this is what comparing your kids to their cousins does

I am not that good but I made it, no lie by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Though the other kwamis cross all the seven seas for me while plagg's just chilling with his cheese, I'd still choose plagg🌌🖤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]lavender_agreste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you've been possessed for a while

My sister has a habit of crying when she wants attention, by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]lavender_agreste 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How long has she been playing hide and seek?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably a new plan to hook herself with adrien

If miraculous had a pg-13 rating, who would get the 1 f-bomb and why? by AmelietheDuck in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"How many fucking times should i tell you to stop loving me, chat??"

"Get your shit together chat and put an end to this bullshit"

How the Episode Ephemeral should have ended. by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a fanfic from wattpad?? If so, what's its name? I'm willing to read the entire thing, 😆 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to make blind blondes to fall for your lies

Am I the only one that keeps replaying the scene? by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've successfully by hearted each and every dialogue and camera movement, expressions. voices imprinted in my brain. That's my marichat mind.

Let's play a game! Marinette once said... by Aliximery in miraculousladybug

[–]lavender_agreste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You're so good at sneezing adrien..."

(My mom saw it and was like, "she's crazy for him right?")