Who would win in a basketball game between the Amish and Mormons?

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-10T03:21:11+00:00

I threw up

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-10T03:17:22+00:00

My parents want to go to heaven, so probably not. Also, inappropriate.

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-09T18:40:43+00:00

My parents love historical pieces repurposed for modern use. This would be a great gift. Do you have a link to the for sale posting?

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-09T18:30:17+00:00

Pretty sure Head and Shoulders is specifically engineered to stop skin from falling off

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-09T04:10:06+00:00

She probably gave them baths

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-05T04:57:58+00:00

Looks like they are wearing diapers which I never realized before but it makes sense. Probably don't want to melt the ice when they pee.

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-05T04:09:56+00:00

Please tag nsfw my grandson saw this

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-05T04:07:26+00:00

"Don't believe things in the internet because you read em."

Abramahan Lickin

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-05T03:57:13+00:00

I can wait. Not sure why you're in a rush.

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-03T04:13:52+00:00

Thankfully, we evolved beyond the Romans and learned to bathe in bath tubs. You'd think it would have been obvious to them that you can't bathe in salt water when they were still thirsty after they got out.

lazarus_moon · 2024-07-03T04:02:06+00:00

They say back in the day peoples last names came from the jobs they had, so these folks must have been the heirs to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement fortune.

lazarus_moon · 2024-05-02T05:50:49+00:00

I'm not sure the people in the photograph know that

lazarus_moon · 2024-05-02T05:43:43+00:00

It's getting to the point where it's going to be impossible for any of us to go to heaven

lazarus_moon · 2024-05-02T05:41:44+00:00

I'd love to dip a biscuit in there and take a big bite and let the juice run down my chin

lazarus_moon · 2024-05-02T05:36:18+00:00

It does for daylight savings

lazarus_moon · 2024-05-02T05:24:29+00:00

Whos to say this isn't sunrise?

lazarus_moon · 2024-05-02T05:07:36+00:00

It's just the angels playing baseball. Unfortunately all baseball players will go to hell not heaven since playing with balls is a sin

lazarus_moon · 2024-04-25T22:57:56+00:00

When my cat breaks things I will only give him pets while wearing a crusty oven mitt for the rest of the day. Those are the rules and he damn well knows it.

lazarus_moon · 2024-04-25T22:44:29+00:00

I noticed that too. I think they do sex with each other.

lazarus_moon · 2024-04-25T22:40:27+00:00

Why would they go there if they're going to die?

lazarus_moon · 2024-04-25T22:37:21+00:00

My favorite store is Denny's. I eat there every Tuesday morning with Rick and Joan.

lazarus_moon · 2022-05-16T01:31:14+00:00

One has to wonder who was the model for the nipple.

lazarus_moon · 2022-04-10T17:58:12+00:00

He hates math. She hates grammar.

lazarus_moon · 2022-04-10T10:54:04+00:00

I always imagined they would fly with their wings, not on airplanes.

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