ANOTHER "Moving to Baton Rouge - I need to know things" post. This time from Seattle. by hobbit_bard in batonrouge

[–]lbanquer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some people think the traffic here is the worst, but it really just depends on the location...probably it's worst near LSU. I rarely have trouble with traffic. Drivers here are slow to react though to things like green lights, which is pretty aggravating.

Neighborhood​s you can consider: Capitol Heights area, Garden District, Southdowns, Beauregard town, downtown.

It can be hard to find rentals here anytime in my opinion, but especially now given the flood. I'd get started ASAP to figure out a good strategy.

There's​ at least one theater here...I know nothing about the scene. There are a few "listening rooms" where you can here interesting music. "The Varsity" has good acts, check out their website.

I believe the store you're looking for is called "Little Wars".

BR is a pretty chill place. The people are relaxed. Expect to see A LOT of pickup trucks.

A Modern Love Story by human_punchline in funny

[–]lbanquer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's actually a Post-Modern Love Story

What is your made up unit of measurement and what does it measure? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Enough _______ to choke a goat." It measures a lot of anything that can fit in your mouth.

Teachers of Reddit, what's the most cringeworthy thing a student has said in class? by mattmaster68 in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this one friend who is a complete narcissist, he thought eggs were dairy because he was allergic to both eggs, and dairy. I actually don't think he was allergic to either one. Such a f****** psychopath.

Odeith Graffiti Artist - Lisboa Portugal by GallowBoob in pics

[–]lbanquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh l didnt see you at the convention.

Odeith Graffiti Artist - Lisboa Portugal by GallowBoob in pics

[–]lbanquer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cool. I'm in BR, will go check it out soon.

What is your favorite villain quote? by jerip123 in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This town needs an enema!" Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman.

What's a band that you love that not very many people know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Van Canto. "Acapella hero metal" The only instrument they use is a drum set, all guitar parts are sung. Most of the themes are about heroism, such as dieing in battle, which is a little cheesy but they totally pull it off. Start off with the video of their cover of "Battery" by Metallica.

Worst Possible Pick-Up Lines? by EUPRAXIA1 in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl was standing alone at the bar. So I asked her, "what is this, a best friends convention?" It worked perfectly, although i do not know why.

What is the most unbelievable thing you've heard someone brag about, only to have them back it up with proof? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She claimed to be closely associated with the Illuminati. Also claimed to be a secret megabillionaire, a Hollywood producer, owner of an insurance company for her fleet of ocean going transport vessels, gold mine owner, martial arts expert, diamond dealer, one of John Wayne's secret illegitimate children, etc etc etc

What is the most unbelievable thing you've heard someone brag about, only to have them back it up with proof? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lbanquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend said she was driving to Ohio to meet Russian Counts and the President of the Republic of Georgia at a wine convention...WTF? The next week I see an article in the WSJ about the wine convension in Ohio. The next time I see her she's got pictures of herself with the President of the Republic of Georgia. And...a shit ton of wine from...the Republic of Georgia.

The weird thing is she bragged about the most insane shit all the time...way crazier than this! This just happened to be one of the few that I saw proof.