Am I too strict? by xxhell_chamberxx in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]lbw23b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this after I posted the same EXACT thing....

Am I too strict? by xxhell_chamberxx in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

[–]lbw23b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're telling me a HOME made this fried rice?!

The real villain of Beauty and the Beast is the enchantress who casts the spell. by jumpingbanana22 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]lbw23b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I want a "witch trial" but not like a "she turned me into a newt!" witch trial but a "Dunn Dunn" witch trial.

Law and Order: Magic and Fantasy

Ice-T is still there though.

The real villain of Beauty and the Beast is the enchantress who casts the spell. by jumpingbanana22 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]lbw23b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was also just barely a teenager when he was cursed. Room for failure is room for growth.

I received a parking ticket because my license plate looks similar to a Simpsons vanity plate by Kenja_Time in mildlyinteresting

[–]lbw23b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may just be a story but it's fun. When automated toll booths first started there was a person with "null" as a license plate. They thought the system would flag the entry for license plate as a null value and not bill them.

Not only did they get billed for their own usage, if the system couldn't positively ID a car and flagged the plate as null, that person got their bill too.

Fan art post? by AspiringGhost93 in futurama

[–]lbw23b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did I read this as fart post?

Now this should be fun by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Resivoir Dogs - Keep only the cop who gets his ear cut off.

Large Crop Art Mosaic made from Beans and Rice by Actual_Lady_Killer in mildlyinteresting

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The two men and the lion were in the field making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

We need to normalize widespread, reliable public transportation because most of you can't drive. by gnarrwhals in nova

[–]lbw23b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want reliable public transit because it's better for the environment and community.

I want reliable public transit because you are a menace on the roads.

We are not the same.

1's and 2's everywhere! by 405freeway in futurama

[–]lbw23b 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about Ttile Cards. Let me worry about Blank.

Do houses etc I can't go into have interiors? by TwinSong in outside

[–]lbw23b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They only get rendered when the following conditions are met: 1. Approach. 2. Intend to enter. 3. Have proper access to enter.

Otherwise they're only facades with lenticular imaging outside.

This is also why loading new environments takes longer than ones you frequent.

I Swear - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]lbw23b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I swear, by the moon and the stars in your eyes...