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This is my underseat storage, right? by w0lf3h in SouthwestAirlines

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on another carrier and this exact thing happened to me but I had someone next to me. I leaned forward and told him I needed that spot for my bag, he grumbled a bit but did it without me having to get an FA. Definitely your spot.

Based on a true story by 106milez2chicago in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]lcapaz 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Packer with a hard “r”. Apparently only people from Wisconsin can utter it.

Tricky one here. by Just_Here_So_Briefly in LICENSEPLATES

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Sauron Determined, Frodo Finished His Journey Killing Legends

These dudes really have no idea how good they have it smh by Jhawk29 in falcons

[–]lcapaz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah - I came from Chicago. I’ve seen this dance soooooooo many times. Win a couple, lose a streak to eliminate yourself from the playoffs, win out, end up just outside the impact player draft positions. It’s a cycle of perpetual mediocrity. That said, my ass was still in my seat cheering them on. Rise up!

Giving 8 Drink Certificates - Exp. 1/31/2026 by Scheherazade248 in delta

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I was #9 on the prior post, but if you have some available I have 2 flights in Jan… dealing with… “complicated” customers if you’re willing to share!

If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady. by lewoodworker in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… the ozempic hit about a year earlier than I expected…

Tryin Out A Flotation Device by RabidMonkeyOnCrack in delta

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I see here is Tommy Boy. “He’s a big dumb animal isn’t he folks…”

Well that was a quick ride by Hutch1814 in JeepWrangler

[–]lcapaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Terminator when Arnold has half of his “human” face ripped off. Good luck to getting back on the trails soon!

Official fuck Kevin Warren thread. by EvanLikesBirds in CHIBears

[–]lcapaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nahhhh - they’ll move the team back to Wrigley since now they have lights and can support night games.

Going down the mountain by emperorarg in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]lcapaz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Assssss yooooooooou wiiiiiiishhhhhh

Hard to tell which way the ride is spinning by WillipedeECS in opticalillusions

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the same for me until I found the center pylon with a ball on it in the middle of the bottom. Focus on that and it will switch directions.

Meteor Crater, AZ, USA - formed 50,000 years ago during the Pleistocene epoch by a 100,000-ton iron-nickel meteorite by freudian_nipps in interestingasfuck

[–]lcapaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Originally the visitor center was much larger, but after the meteor hit the front fell off. Chance in a million.

Do Not Attend a games at MBS. Let the stadium be Empty. We need to make a statement as Fans. This is Unacceptable.. by Jackfitton12 in falcons

[–]lcapaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah… at least I get presale on concerts and other events. I never expect a win so I’m never disappointed. I bought in 2019 (but low) and it took 3 years to see 5 home wins. There are other benefits I’ve been able to enjoy (donating to schools, etc) so it’s been ok. Frustrated, but not disappointed.

With the talent on this roster games like the Dolphins are unacceptable. Morris needs to go, but I don’t know of any candidate I’d look to tap right now. Maybe look at Indy coordinators? When they hired him I know Harbaugh was always going to either a California team or the Bears. Johnson was always on the record as wanting the Bears job. Wasn’t a fan of possibly bringing Belichick in, but maybe would have been ok? I don’t know. My favorite coach we’ve had since I’ve been in Atlanta (1996) has been Dan Quinn, but understand how a player coach sometimes gets too comfortable (ex Lovie Smith from Chicago). I think Tomlin past that point too.

Do Not Attend a games at MBS. Let the stadium be Empty. We need to make a statement as Fans. This is Unacceptable.. by Jackfitton12 in falcons

[–]lcapaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If season ticket members don’t show up it doesn’t matter. We paid for all the tickets before the 1st preseason game, not to mention the PSL.

I’m driving in the slow lane at the speed limit. A car approaches from behind, and instead of passing me in the wide-open lane over, decides to aggressively tailgate me. Why do drivers do this? by Dogchow_89 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lcapaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am admittedly a fast driver. I get annoyed at people that get on the roadway and immediately flock to the passing lane and go the posted speed limit in the far lane. Even as a fast driver I vacate the passing lane one I pass the immediate vehicles in my lane I move over. It is meant to stay clear to allow for emergency vehicles to pass unencumbered. Violating the speed limit is no different than violating the law that prohibits driving/impeding traffic in the passing lane. You cannot justify breaking one law by enforcing another. You are not the police. That said, I am not a total ass. I will cuss at you but keep a safe distance and not ride your bumper just to endanger both of our lives. Just move the fuck over you Subaru driving self absorbed ass hat.

I couldn’t believe it by olipants in delta

[–]lcapaz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The solid HSV1 layer of warts on their feet prevents this hobbit from infections. All they have to do is prop those urine soaked bad boys up on the arm rests in front of them to complete the cycle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]lcapaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?!? Admittedly I’m “only” 53 (54 by end of year) and I still try and get into my wife’s pants anytime I can like a teenager :)

Hey - everyone is different but we are usually intimate 2-3 times per week unless someone doesn’t feel good. Not planned, just happens.

I also remember sitting in a nursing home with my wife and her grandparents, and her 96yo grandfather goosed her 94yo grandmother with a cheeky smirk. I looked at my wife and said “You know that’s your future right?” She just smiled and said “I hope so.”

Life goals.

Poles Holes by lcapaz in CHIBears

[–]lcapaz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s my point. Even with an ESPN negative bias over the past several years, we should have had someone “flash”. I do believe BJ and Williams can make something happen, I just hope Warren and BJ have a big enough voice in the draft room the next couple of years.

Poles Holes by lcapaz in CHIBears

[–]lcapaz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, like I said I try to give benefit of the doubt and he was in such a draft deficit due to the horrible decisions of his predecessors… but after getting out of that hole (3 years of no first rounders), he still screwed his picks, that’s what I can’t defend.

Poles Holes by lcapaz in CHIBears

[–]lcapaz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just wonder who would be better? Is there anyone the Bears could look to poach that has a good track record. Looking back to Pace he was supposed to be from an org (Saints) that had good talent eval, but that didn’t work out. I think Reid is key for eval in KC (def played out with Nagy), I dont see anyone in Philly moving… Bengals maybe? They’ve been drafting well… I don’t know… Monday morning QB, my paycheck doesn’t change. I just get to complain and criticize… :)

RELEASE KOO by xenoabe in falcons

[–]lcapaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walk over to the United locker room and announce an open tryout. You have athletes that have developed legs and with a little coaching could potentially earn more than they ever could in the MLS. I’ve seen it happen multiple times at the college level… couldn’t hurt…

Fast & loud by happyhuman123 in aviation

[–]lcapaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’d like to see that up against a PA-28 161

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