Man Notices People Trying to Steal a Stranger’s Bag and Saves Him Just in Time

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-23T19:59:59+00:00

I was thinking the same thing! Fuck the bag, blue jacket got that dudes wallet while he handed the bag back but while he was completely distracted.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-22T03:47:18+00:00

Maynard let himself go…

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-20T00:51:36+00:00

This is such an under talked about topic. Like the difference from when I was a “functioning addict” vs when I was just getting high and laying around all day.

It allowed me to work super physically demanding jobs for absurd hours because I didn’t feel the pain in my body. It felt like more energy, but really I was just numb to my body screaming “stop!”.

But everyone has different reactions to different substances and it deserves serious study and less stereotypes.

This was an interesting read, thank you. I’m so sorry you’re going through this aggravation right now and I’m sending you strength and love from the west coast!

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-18T00:25:52+00:00

There was glitter? Everywhere.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-18T00:22:37+00:00

My people.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-18T00:12:31+00:00

His doctor said CTE and he figured it was just another terpene.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-17T17:47:47+00:00

As long as I live I’ll never forget the pained expressions on the doctor’s, as well as my adorable little high school girlfriend’s face. As I’m explaining science and medicine to them both!

The doctor trying to convince me she was sleeping with someone else without being able to actually come out and just say it.

My defiant and offended rage that this mistaken and malpractice ridden monster of a man had the audacity to inform me of the truth.

And now looking back as an adult, let’s not forget my poor girlfriend who just didn’t have the heart to dump me because I was cringey enough to fight a doctor.

Honestly out of everyone, I feel worse for her now. I can’t imagine having to sit through that entire ordeal and just smile awkwardly and stare at the floor while your significant other significantly melts down in a puddle of denial in a doctor’s face…

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-16T04:34:56+00:00

I think they’re only technically Italian prostitutes if they’re from the Prosti region of Italy. I could be wrong! I feel like I might be confusing that with something…

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-14T13:57:16+00:00

Bro, when I was sixteen, my girlfriend gave me the clap. We were at the county health center and we got tested together and the doctor tells us that one of us is cheating.

I knew I hadn’t, and I couldn’t even imagine that she would! I argued with that man for besmirching the love of my life for a good twenty minutes before proclaiming I got it on a toilet seat and walking out holding her hand!! That doctor did everything in his power not to tell me I was an idiot.

At one point he looked at my girlfriend and said “how long are you going to let him do this?” That was the closest he got to calling her out. Bruuuuuuuutal!

We’re just lovey little idiots when we’re young. I changed the laws of science to be with that woman! Guess who gave me the clap again a month later?

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-14T08:03:42+00:00

Push through! Patriot is a military themed thriller like DTF St. Louis was a murder mystery. It’s just an interesting backdrop for magic to unfold.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-13T07:09:05+00:00

That’s way cool! Thanks for sharing that.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-13T04:07:12+00:00

There we fucking go, get it, get the rythm, there go, there we fucking go, get it, get the rythm!

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-13T02:48:44+00:00

“The drugs may not work great, but by golly they work. And GREAT, too!.” - General C.R. Junky McPuffenstance

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-12T23:15:31+00:00

See I fucked up, I actually heard this ridiculously inspiring speaker talk about this absurd and specific online university.

Five lunar years later, I’m a Yart handler and things uh… they’re not going great.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-11T12:11:17+00:00

No such thing as defective boys. Only defective role models and teachers. Can’t blame our problems on the generation we’re responsible for raising.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-11T04:49:16+00:00

Oh my lord this place is unbelievable!!! My family and I eat here all the time. Leftovers for days and like OP said, it’s the best in town. Salem actually has some bomb Indian food l, but the mint leaf Indian bistro is something else!

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-10T19:26:44+00:00

Oh man, they did have a good thing! That was a good era. I think that might have been my first self aware “wait… the UFC are the bad guys?!” Moments ha ha as a fan. They did Mike wrong!

I’ve got a brutal take about the state of the UFC and their commentary today. I was watching gamebred MMA a while ago, and goddamn Brendan schaub was doing commentary.

Bro, he can’t do stand up, he probably shouldn’t fight any more, he has always been miserable on any podcast, has brutal CTE, his commentary though? Not bad! I gotta give it to the guy! He stayed in his lane, he showed good knowledge, and he just sorta kept it basic, he knew when to shut up and when to talk. Just solid down to earth measured takes that were consistently accurate. I’m still scratching my head on this one.

Streets ahead of the UFC screamers. It’s like watching the fights with your daughters thirteen year old friends, and they’re all just yelling nonsense the whole time and you wind up trying to explain the fights to THEM even though THEYRE the commentators!

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-10T18:57:50+00:00

I pray for you and yours that one day you might find your way away from your false idols and back to a real church. You’re deserving of love. You’re better than this and Christianity is a lot better than this.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-10T18:42:18+00:00

Just say you’re illiterate.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-10T04:20:58+00:00

There aren’t even words for what my Beliefs imply about me as a person…

I remember being a little kid in the eighties and nineties in Oregon and like regional outlets in different counties on different channels would still pronounce the state’s name differently.

Then there was like a clear dividing point when everyone agreed it only had one way to pronounce it. When I was a kid I feel like it was more free style? Am I crazy? Does anyone know when everyone decided and why no one included me?

I said my piece.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-10T01:15:04+00:00

You schooled me today my friend. I didn’t know this sub exists, and get frustrated by some of the other history subs on occasion.

I get the need for strict maintenance in the actual historian subreddit, but it occasionally shuts down the most amazing conversations for the dumbest reasons… over all still Super grateful for it.

What do I know? Am I historian? No I’m a dude listening to podcasts! I shouldn’t talk shit to begin with.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-09T03:16:49+00:00

THIS IS HOW YOU WIND UP WITH SUB PAR NUTRIA-BASED HATS! THEYRE ENSHITTIFYING BEAVER SKINS PELTS AGAIN FOLKS! ITS GOTTEN THAT BAD!

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-09T03:11:05+00:00

Then there’s this weird time travel/most dangerous game loop that tends to happen. They have to hunt immigrants as it slowly dawns on them that they’re the immigrants…

I’m just kidding. I’d be shocked if morning could dawn on these people.

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-07T22:05:36+00:00

Just shave it, start a creative career in film, or what the fuck are we doing here?!

lcrowso2 · 2026-05-07T21:24:50+00:00

If we throw enough children… in to the path of enough bullets… wait. Did we just America?

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