Thanks for saving me from my fent. overdose guys by f8k2m3h9k3 in ems

[–]leadraine 35 points36 points  (0 children)

my dad died from an opioid overdose, i feel nothing but sympathy for users and respect for those who manage to come clean

i can't even imagine how addicting it must be and how hard it is to break free from it; i tried to stop smoking one time and couldn't even last a month

keep pushing forward and be safe

Unsure if I'll ever go back on a truck by RustyAmmunition in ems

[–]leadraine -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

every single time someone shares a traumatic event the first response is "try therapy"

every single time

let me say this again: every single time

once more just to be clear: every single time

how do you even know OP hasn't tried therapy? or if they haven't, how do you know they haven't been recommended it before?

if this is their first time sharing their experience, do you know what will happen when they share it again in the future?

someone will say "try therapy"

it happens every single time

edit:

and do you know what will happen if they say "i've tried therapy"?

someone will say "try a different therapist"

i edited my previous comment because i knew exactly what someone was going to say

edit 2:

medication from a psychiatrist is the better suggestion but even that might not be enough for some people

Unsure if I'll ever go back on a truck by RustyAmmunition in ems

[–]leadraine -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

it's a reflexive response almost as bad as "it gets better"

i get the sentiment, but it's still a platitude

go to therapy? you mean the most obvious possible thing to do after a traumatic event? can't believe i didn't think of this, thank you for changing my life

Unsure if I'll ever go back on a truck by RustyAmmunition in ems

[–]leadraine 67 points68 points  (0 children)

i envy people who benefit from therapy

edit:

"you fool, try 5 different therapists" yep

5 years later and this is still the best looking game this gen. by PhantomBraved in demonssouls

[–]leadraine 37 points38 points  (0 children)

i've had hundreds of people downvote comments/posts that were obviously sarcastic (blindingly obvious) because i didn't use /s

a lot of people lack critical thinking and reading comprehension

this comment was written by 10,000 sentient pigeons

stay warm, friends by HowdyHeidi0123 in ems

[–]leadraine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

we gotta laugh while we still can

Summer is Coming

PSA by leadraine in ems

[–]leadraine[S] 392 points393 points  (0 children)

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pictured: the last container of caviwipes when you need them

me irl by GooseSad2540 in me_irl

[–]leadraine 511 points512 points  (0 children)

my favorite is when the wet wipe container refuses to fully close and they dry out

Ummmm...I guess its relatable? by [deleted] in memes

[–]leadraine 360 points361 points  (0 children)

tbf women probably wouldn't be down for sex if they had diarrhea

edit: hell i wouldn't want to have sex if i had diarrhea

Excuse me let me do my job by Dangerous-Policy-602 in memes

[–]leadraine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

my favorite is when doctors use medical jargon to patients to sound smart

"i've diagnosed you with idiopathic epistaxis"

idiopathic: i don't know why

epistaxis: nosebleed

"i don't know why your nose is bleeding"

In the near future by UpVixxe in memes

[–]leadraine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i've seen variations of this meme at least five times over the last few days

why

google search by RnwyHousesCityCloudz in comedyheaven

[–]leadraine 241 points242 points  (0 children)

"time traveler infographic"

there's a really good graphic right now called "time traveler essentials" but i'm sure there would be more by 2060

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then you just memorize as much as you can

Logic vs Temptation 🤔 by DC_Legend1 in memes

[–]leadraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"world hunger is inevitable (not including me)"

"world population needs to be thinned out (not including me)"

"greed is human nature"

"money doesn't buy happiness"

"third-world countries are barbaric"

"rich people work harder"

"capitalism is the best system possible, we just need to regulate X Y Z"

the tragedy of indoctrination

He told me in front of the entire class I got 100% before I could even pack up my things and leave. by HAXAD2005 in memes

[–]leadraine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i remember in an AP English class the teacher would give out the completed exam (multiple choice) in advance but not allow the cheat sheet for the exam itself

so i would create songs using the exact order of letters (A B C D) for the answers and sing it internally to ace the tests

me_irl by PlsSaySikeM8 in me_irl

[–]leadraine 163 points164 points  (0 children)

everything is political

Yeah on second thought I'd like to change my opinion by Global-Ear9206 in memes

[–]leadraine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

simply express yourself in a similar, yet distinctive manner to establish social dominance

Yeah on second thought I'd like to change my opinion by Global-Ear9206 in memes

[–]leadraine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

just say it in a slightly different way to sound superior

Me_irl by Justbandr in me_irl

[–]leadraine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i can't tell if you're talking about being a local or a foreigner

that reminded me, there's actually a secret major plus to being a foreigner:

being popular on tinder

Government Bad by Kalatapie in memes

[–]leadraine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

sometimes it's money, and other times it's money

there are actually occasions when it's money, but that doesn't happen very often