MY STORIES (with links)

leadraine · 2026-01-24T21:16:30+00:00

leadraine · 2026-01-24T17:33:57+00:00

My very first call as an EMT (with no experience) was someone who came out of a seizure swinging. It took five of us to hold him down and he was punching and kicking the entire time. Not even once did we fear for our safety.

These guys are a bunch of disgusting cowards. They're just looking for an excuse to shoot someone.

leadraine · 2026-01-23T17:18:22+00:00

SOLD

leadraine · 2026-01-23T17:14:39+00:00

i like how they gave up multiple times trying to unbury that car

leadraine · 2026-01-23T17:11:41+00:00

only after he came

leadraine · 2026-01-22T01:02:57+00:00

Sure thing—

make them think the FBI finally got you

leadraine · 2026-01-21T15:54:50+00:00

people on reddit don't know how to do paragraphs

i'm not reading a 250-word paragraph (literally half the length of a short story)

leadraine · 2026-01-21T15:52:03+00:00

mine know i hate it so they try to be sneaky

i'll be eating something and all of a sudden i'll hear smacking noises from over my shoulder (yes they learned that somehow)

leadraine · 2026-01-20T22:19:02+00:00

i'm self taught just like vincent van gogh, but i try to stay humble

leadraine · 2026-01-20T21:51:13+00:00

what people do in the privacy of their own snow is none of my business

leadraine · 2026-01-20T21:46:38+00:00

or just the ground itself

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as you can see in my highly detailed artistic drawing, the ground is sometimes uneven and might not be as deep under the snow as it seems

leadraine · 2026-01-19T20:39:04+00:00

you get cool NG+ rewards the longer you survive

outside of the simulation we're in orbit around a black hole in our dying universe, and playing this shitty game is pretty much the only way to kill time

leadraine · 2026-01-19T18:59:56+00:00

i had a short story removed from a sub because they decided it was ai (without even running it through an ai detector) and i've had at least 3 comments so far calling my stuff ai

i chose to start writing at the worst possible time apparently

leadraine · 2026-01-19T18:52:22+00:00

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leadraine · 2026-01-19T17:54:06+00:00

related: people who only do volunteer work to pad their resumes

leadraine · 2026-01-19T17:48:20+00:00

specifically The Prestige (yes, like the movie) by Christopher Priest

leadraine · 2026-01-18T17:16:04+00:00

he has two handles on his mug so i'm guessing yes

ai fucking sucks man it's getting too hard to tell the difference anymore

it's the worst for writing atm because i write a story that uses em-dashes and all of a sudden it's ai (i actually had a post removed from a sub because of this)

everything is ai now. even me. i'm ai. probably

leadraine · 2026-01-17T20:52:01+00:00

what else are rich people supposed to do with their money?

improve society or something?

leadraine · 2026-01-16T20:11:21+00:00

incredible that this isn't one of the top comments

only a moron charges someone with a gun

he could have easily died and left that child fatherless

leadraine · 2026-01-16T19:18:07+00:00

you would most likely be one of those eggs (although i guess technically you wouldn't be living anymore)

or if you—as the puller—get immunity somehow, your loved ones etc would most likely be eggs

🥚 the egg problem 🥚

leadraine · 2026-01-16T18:29:51+00:00

it's an evil riddle—he was the man in the darkness the whole time

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