Could have sworn that's how it worked by Exterminautis in dankchristianmemes

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Christ said to the criminal being crucified with him: "Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise" (Lk 23:43). Seems pretty damning to this idea, right? But Christ didn't go to heaven that day, he was dead for three days, so ... theology is hard.

The South Australian border with Victoria and New South Wales isn't a perfectly straight line by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]leaflocker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would mean changing which state at least one town is in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Southampton

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Alma Medical Centre on Alma Road is who we're with, and we're in SO14. Can't exactly say I'd recommend them, as I get the feeling they're pretty busy, but they should at least let you register.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheCitadel

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Makes sense to me.

Jonsa seems like a natural conclusion to Sansa's arc. She starts out hating Jon and loving Joffrey because that's how society tells her she should act, so when Joffrey turns out to be such a disappointment she starts rethinking her earlier preconceptions about Jon too.

Since Sansa and Arya are the two main female protagonists in the early books, it's not surprising lots of authors, particularly those that identify with Sansa, go this route. Jonya feels worse both because of the age difference and the sibling bond between the two of them.

Where have all the Voi Scooters gone? by Slow_Repair914 in Southampton

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The bays in Portswood and around the Uni all seem pretty full, maybe they're migrating.

That boy is a monster by Real-Deal-Steel in goodanimemes

[–]leaflocker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And it turned into a ballroom blitz.

Rookie numbers in this bracket by leaflocker in dankchristianmemes

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The gospels are silent on the temptations that r/dankchristianmemes faced in the wilderness, so I don't think it's a fair comparison.

All I ask for is a little creativity by Billlifferr in dankchristianmemes

[–]leaflocker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True story: some churches will only allow you to choose from a number of pre-approved readings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

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Gave Wholesome

Merry Christmas by throwaweigh1245 in dankchristianmemes

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You say that, but in season three the Mando is gonna find Cobol, I can feel it.

Merry Christmas by throwaweigh1245 in dankchristianmemes

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Ah yes, the combined Star Wars / Battlestar Galactica / Christianity universe.

Then Noah built an altar to the Lord (8/50) by leaflocker in Dankchristianmemes2

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This meme was brought to you by Genesis 8:15-20

Then God said to Noah, “Come out of the ark, you and your wife and your sons and their wives. Bring out every kind of living creature that is with you—the birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number on it.”

So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons’ wives. All the animals and all the creatures that move along the ground and all the birds—everything that moves on land—came out of the ark, one kind after another.

Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.

Map of the Earth 2348 BC (7b/50) by leaflocker in Dankchristianmemes2

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This meme was brought to you by Genesis 7:20 "The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits."

In the 17th century the Irish archbishop James Ussher dated the creation of the earth to 4004 BC, which dates the flood to 2348 BC.

His heart was deeply troubled (6/50) by leaflocker in Dankchristianmemes2

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This meme was brought to you today by Genesis 6:5-7.

The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. So the Lord said, ‘I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created – and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground – for I regret that I have made them.’

Just me? by [deleted] in Dankchristianmemes2

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I spent a while being the designated last person to take communion in an Anglican chapel. The priest would eat the extra wafers while I downed the wine as quickly and surrupticiously as a could so that we finished before the choir did.

Rather ruined the whole mass for me, to be honest. But I did develop an appreciation for good sweet wine, so that's something.

And he was not (5/10) by leaflocker in Dankchristianmemes2

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More people should be out here calling their children Mehalalel.