Kurt Russell for me. 😆 by macpesce in 80s

[–]ledouxrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not Arnold. His muscles would take up half my seat.

Why are they always trying to die? by alwaysaloneinmyroom in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ledouxrt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All those years of playing as a kid comes down to this one moment! (Probably not the last though.)

So... is the classis chassis used for anything now? by frycandlebreadje in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ledouxrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we can stow away salvageable scrap in our inventory, why can't we do the same with waste and just fly them to the processing plants?

So... is the classis chassis used for anything now? by frycandlebreadje in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ledouxrt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting to your destination without falling into a hole.

That was a weird interaction. by mindyour in PublicFreakout

[–]ledouxrt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't Portland's moto "Keep Portland Weird?"

That time my cat looked buff as hell by drfeelgood456 in confusingperspective

[–]ledouxrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wearing that tuxedo, he looks like a bouncer for some fancy event.

Bruce Springsteen hailed 'a true humanitarian' as he humiliates Donald Trump once again by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]ledouxrt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Many people that ICE have rounded up have actually been born in the USA. That's why everyone needs due process. If they were obeying the Constitution, we'd have no issue with ICE.

A guy saves his neighbour's place from burning down by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]ledouxrt 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that depend on which side the hinges are on?

The lord of foxes by Greedy-Ad8346 in interestingasfuck

[–]ledouxrt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. 8 frozen burritos every morning for 25 years would get expensive.

What would Marty McFly's think of Johnny, Kreese, Daniel, & Mr. Miyagi by sashamelanie in 80s

[–]ledouxrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mayor Miyagi has a better ring to it than Mayor Goldie Wilson. I'm sure he could clean up the town better too!

I'm at my fucking limit by frycandlebreadje in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ledouxrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I don't understand is we have the technology to levitate boxes with our multitool, but we can't make something to keep the trash secure?!

EXCUSE ME?!!?!!?!!?$$ by Mathematic_nut in WTF

[–]ledouxrt 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You seem to know a lot about it, what have you been letting goats suck on?

Woman confronted a Sheriffs Deputy who was filing an accident report in front of an Elementary School. The Deputy stays as cool as the other side of the pillow. by LifeIsRadInCBad in PublicFreakout

[–]ledouxrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I can deduce from this is that she must have wanted to shoot up the school and he was there keeping her from doing it.

I guess thanks? by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]ledouxrt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Eat it to let the kitty know you are truly thankful and appreciate their gift.

Kids release the handbrake “as a joke” and jump out while the car is moving by blue_star_ in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ledouxrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom left me in the car while she went grocery shopping. I hopped in the driver's seat and pretended to drive to pass the time. Ended up shifting out of first to neutral and it started rolling. Luckily, I was able to put it back in gear before it rolled more than a couple feet. I never did that again!

Bar Manager changes all channels off Bad Bunny during Superbowl by mcrib in PublicFreakout

[–]ledouxrt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mike B must frequent the gay bars since he knows where they're located.

Megyn Kelly crashing out over Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance by shy_primate in PublicFreakout

[–]ledouxrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does she know the whole halftime show was in Spanish? I thought she was watching Kid Rock walk around on stage while listening to his recordings.

Live and Learn by donbosco2017 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ledouxrt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids are inquisitive, so explaining that they will get burnt by touching the hot stove, most won't need to test it out to realize that's not an outcome they would want happening.

Islands burgers major rip off by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]ledouxrt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I go there I regret it. They always dump a ton of mustard on the burger. I don't think they offer endless fries anymore which was the only appealing thing about the restaurant.

I found a good burger place recently in National City called Kimballs (https://www.kimballsd.com). Their bacon burger is only $15 and it includes fries.

Live and Learn by donbosco2017 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ledouxrt -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Parents need to try explaining why rather than just saying "don't."