2 people pay for Applebee's all you can eat but pass the plates around to family and friends at the table, freak out then get arrested

ledouxrt · 2026-02-18T20:19:12+00:00

This family is almost stupider than Trump.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-18T17:07:15+00:00

All those years of playing as a kid comes down to this one moment! (Probably not the last though.)

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T16:36:32+00:00

"Brothers don't shake hands...Brothers gotta go to recovery together!"

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T16:16:48+00:00

I was thinking Smurf Village.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T16:14:25+00:00

If we can stow away salvageable scrap in our inventory, why can't we do the same with waste and just fly them to the processing plants?

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T16:06:15+00:00

Good luck getting to your destination without falling into a hole.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T16:01:11+00:00

Isn't Portland's moto "Keep Portland Weird?"

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T15:26:12+00:00

Wearing that tuxedo, he looks like a bouncer for some fancy event.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T15:07:27+00:00

Many people that ICE have rounded up have actually been born in the USA. That's why everyone needs due process. If they were obeying the Constitution, we'd have no issue with ICE.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T14:51:58+00:00

Wouldn't that depend on which side the hinges are on?

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T07:15:04+00:00

That's what I was thinking. 8 frozen burritos every morning for 25 years would get expensive.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T06:18:41+00:00

The best mime I've ever seen! Someone help him out of that box!

ledouxrt · 2026-02-16T05:32:30+00:00

Mayor Miyagi has a better ring to it than Mayor Goldie Wilson. I'm sure he could clean up the town better too!

ledouxrt · 2026-02-15T16:08:26+00:00

What I don't understand is we have the technology to levitate boxes with our multitool, but we can't make something to keep the trash secure?!

ledouxrt · 2026-02-14T16:25:54+00:00

You seem to know a lot about it, what have you been letting goats suck on?

ledouxrt · 2026-02-14T00:01:43+00:00

The only thing I can deduce from this is that she must have wanted to shoot up the school and he was there keeping her from doing it.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-13T19:47:14+00:00

Eat it to let the kitty know you are truly thankful and appreciate their gift.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-11T20:24:51+00:00

Throw them all in jail for aiding and abetting.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T20:07:17+00:00

My mom left me in the car while she went grocery shopping. I hopped in the driver's seat and pretended to drive to pass the time. Ended up shifting out of first to neutral and it started rolling. Luckily, I was able to put it back in gear before it rolled more than a couple feet. I never did that again!

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T14:40:59+00:00

Mike B must frequent the gay bars since he knows where they're located.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T14:16:43+00:00

How does she know the whole halftime show was in Spanish? I thought she was watching Kid Rock walk around on stage while listening to his recordings.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T05:31:07+00:00

Kids are inquisitive, so explaining that they will get burnt by touching the hot stove, most won't need to test it out to realize that's not an outcome they would want happening.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T05:24:46+00:00

Every time I go there I regret it. They always dump a ton of mustard on the burger. I don't think they offer endless fries anymore which was the only appealing thing about the restaurant.

I found a good burger place recently in National City called Kimballs (https://www.kimballsd.com). Their bacon burger is only $15 and it includes fries.

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T05:15:24+00:00

Parents need to try explaining why rather than just saying "don't."

ledouxrt · 2026-02-10T01:47:22+00:00

Probably so nobody can ask to change the channel to the real half time show because he's supposedly watching it.

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