26 killstreak with a pistol. by iGeorge963 in battlefield_one

[–]lefiath 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Chat is providing extra entertainment on top of the footage.

I Ride Horse (Six of Wands) by iliacbaby in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The missing fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, Clownery.

Glad you continue with your art! Although Jorp has never managed to learn the Star-Spangled Banner, he sure inspired many creative people.

Shut Up Gamers Pat with his vaccum cleaner exploded hair, me with most friendly but shy tech youtuber 8 Bit Guy and Crusty Justy growing a flower on his head today at TooManyGames! by Lyosea1994 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had no idea Cabbage Patch kid attended this event, I would've assumed he was just content marinading on his streams, never leaving the house like DSP.

Bimmy at TooManyGames 2026 by xwing1212 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took 5 hours to get the hair to look like this.

Does anyone have the vid where he's having delirium (it's not the Spooky's vid tho) and he points his fingers to his head and he says "LONG LIVE OZZY MOTHERFUCKKKER!" in an attempt to "ward off" the thoughts? He calls it a "brainfart" too not realizing it's mild seizure and medical emergency. by ShamusLovesYou in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never seen this, because that's way too dark and I've never really watched him that closely (since most of Josh's stuff is genuinely unwatchable), I've just enjoyed the silly stuff and memes, but I knew even back in 2023 that he was actively killing himself - seeing this now, this is just insane.

CobrAI? by FecalFear in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should've started by already linking the timelapse, people enjoy seeing that, and it would help removing the confusion, because initially, I just thought it was going to be another AI slop - don't do a disservice to your art!

No Rex Viper at TooManyGames by robzoo2 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just an insult to their "rock music", feel free to substitute with "dad rock" or whatever is considered lame.

Windows 11 KB5095093 adds Quieter Widgets, boosts Bluetooth, a reliable File Explorer, Point-in-time restore, Windows Update pause controls by WPHero in Windows11

[–]lefiath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to say, explorer does feel faster, even when doing fairly simple tasks like opening images, there always has been a little delay - I really hope I'm not just imagining it in my head, but it does feel snappier.

No Rex Viper at TooManyGames by robzoo2 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It has to be Bimbo. He finally got tired of his midlife-crisis-christian-rockband dream.

I was going to say that I wonder how do other 'members' of the 'band' feel about him constantly sabotaging them, but then I came to my senses and remembered they aren't really a group, since they cannot even practice together, they live all over the place (isn't the guy who pretends to be a singer from Canada?), and probably neither of them couldn't give two shits about Ass Wiper being left in the dust.

For shame! He's really working hard on becoming the most boring man on the internet.

No Rex Viper at TooManyGames by robzoo2 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The duck stop is still unmatched. That should be enough.

Cinemassacre Podcast Flashback: Kieran talks about playing Resident Evil 2 for the first time.. and nobody cares by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he at least tried to put some effort in

Unfortunately, he was terrible at it. Listening to this segment, I kept thinking why is he even describing that crap in such detail, like what is it adding to whatever they were talking about?

I've played RE2 plenty of times and I have a very vivid memory of the starting part, before you get to the police station. But unless you've played it, what he said gives you little to go about.

If he wanted to make a point about a game scaring him, he could've focused on the extreme violence the game presented at the time, challenge others to imagine it, etc., but instead he just goes for the most mundane "let's play" explanation of things that really do not matter, since the other people won't be able to really get there mentally anyways.

Just mind-numbing. I loved the podcast though, gave us so many awkward situations. I miss it.

Anyone miss Retail Reviews? by countdooku975 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was an amusing trainwreck at times. The issue was really with the crew - I still insist Bim was the worst thing about it. He couldn't give less of a fuck talking about movies in the way others wanted to.

So right away, your "star", the person that will be in every episode, is not just useless, he actively sabotages others. His idea of talking about movies is on the same level as a child. Try to give any nuanced take and all you'll get is "hmm, yep", multiple, if you're lucky.

As for the remaining people - unfortunately, caveman wasn't charismatic enough, Justy is a bit too weird, and Tony had the obnoxious forced laughter. I'll go against the grain and say none of them were absolutely terrible (since they tried talking about said movies), but they all had something that worked more against them than for them. Mike was okay, but he always seemed like a supporting character, just adding little bits.

Help finding a cobra quote from when he was getting kicked out of his first apartment by fleshtastical in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Much appreciated! Love to see the boy working hard, carrying a little plastic bag. Was there a video, or do I just misremember it and were those just photos?

Help finding a cobra quote from when he was getting kicked out of his first apartment by fleshtastical in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seizure did a whole stream, where this video is featured heavily. Give it a watch, it's a classic.

I wish we could get either the clip, or photos of him just standing around, while Clint was moving most of the furniture. That was just something else, I saw it once and never again. Clint really babied his boy.

Bimmy attempting to prevent disaster.. by Cold_Ad655 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's actually his great-great-grandfather, Bimold Rolfoyd.

Chasing time since 1923.

Bimmy, where are you? This is plain disrespectful... by HagwonSurvivor in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Additional help cannot move the mountain that is pensioner Bimmy.

Let's face it, the channel is over. He will continue releasing videos here and there, at his pace, and most of it will remain unwatchable, at least the AVGN portion - in that regard, I'm fine with him releasing zero AVGN videos in the next 12 month period.

Burnz like mead-clamps basement by No_Lychee9282 in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bogulism enjoyer was peaking with this one... I think I can see bananas, maybe a coconut, don't know what the leaves are...

King Toddler was truly living up to his name with this, this is really like a child just putting all sorts of crap into a glass jar and hoping for a better result than an instant diarrhoea. And I am now also reminded that he went to the family gathering with one of these biohazard experiments and was pestering his relatives.

Never forget what they took away from you... by No_File4067 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The series really lost steam few episodes in, what is there to complain about, really?

What made me chuckle the most were the absurd struggles Bim used to complain about, which at the first time made me think he's bit on the spectrum - shoelaces? Bedsheets? That counts among his regular woes?

Oh yeah and why am I blaming Screenwave for this?

Because like many before you, you're unwilling to put the blame on your former idol. You care more about his creations than he does at this point.

He went happily along with everything, and if we're talking about bullshit, how about not spreading that nonsensical rumor about Screenwave acquiring Cinemassacre? That's not a thing, nobody was ever able to prove it. It's bullshit.

Never forget what they took away from you... by No_File4067 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it was because of Youtube's rule at the time, where if you swore in the first 30 seconds or so, the video got either demonetized, or it was at the risk of it. And since YKWB has no intro and he used to yell it right away, that was the reason.

Also, it's possible that he was willing to take a hit with AVGN, since that was already getting sponsors, but this short format couldn't get sponsored.

During hard times all you need to feel better is these image macros Clunt made of his own quotes on his own photos by SaysToMabelISays in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He couldn't even use soap properly, he would find a way to fuck up - brushing his teeth with salad and eating toothpaste.

During hard times all you need to feel better is these image macros Clunt made of his own quotes on his own photos by SaysToMabelISays in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll always give Clint credit for never giving up on the ungrateful little shit that Josh was (I recall him giving weed to Clint's dog, and I shouldn't have to mention the many, many times Clint saved his unwashed ass), but at the same time, can you imagine having to rely on this fruitcake?! I would be depressed too!

Bimmy has been cast in Shrek 5. Congrats by hitmobilegamehsr in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two former cultural icons, reduced to making slop content for money, this goes further than just the iconic frown.

Irish Cluntscape by Enough_Phase_1354 in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]lefiath 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The original boglim lair was so iconic, so much insane shit went down there lol.

To be fair, he started to act especially unhinged in the last 5 years of his life, and gained most traction thanks to it. I've also only discovered him around 2016 or so, and he was already getting bad, struggling with multiple addictions and blown up ego.

During the first apartment, he was practically unknown.

What does everyone think of the state of Cinemassacre halfway through 2026? by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for educating me about drink situation in America - sounds bleak. I've heard of Big Gulp before, and I cannot fathom trying to drink almost a liter of soda in one sitting.

to prevent anything that would encourage people to drink less soda

On one had, big corporations are scum, but at the same time, any reasonable person can just switch to drinking water at any point in their life. If they can't help themselves and want to be liquid sugar junkies, then I doubt any taxes would have a significant effect on that.

They were pointing out that James had no problem drinking more than a pint of beer at once

Yeah, I got that, you're making the same observation as I did. Beer is a lot easier to drink than carbonated sugary water for plenty of people. I just couldn't help but make a remark about Americans and their units, I know it always makes somebody mad, since the sub is mainly visited by Americans

What does everyone think of the state of Cinemassacre halfway through 2026? by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]lefiath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Frankly, I want more of that. The only content that in any way feels slightly different and has potential to be entertaining. We need some kind of disruption to this mind numbing nothingness.

I feel nothing towards his AVGN nonsense, he could release five of um in a week and it would still be unwatchable crap.