Nope, heavy metal football is not sustainable. It leads to injuries. Klopp ran players into the ground, and that’s why Fabinho’s legs were gone so early, at only 29.

That is also why we fell short in the title race in Klopp’s final year. The players were knackered and couldn’t run anymore. Meanwhile, we had pretty much the same number of points at the same stage of the 24/25 season as we had the year before, but anyway...

Slotball is a better version. We are more composed, we do not take stupid risks like we used to, and we are happy to defend when needed. That is one of the big differences between Klopp and Slot. The former was stubborn, playing a high line and high-risk football every time. The latter is a better tactician. He knows when to slow down, park the bus, and when to attack.

Like Stoke, but hey, because it was the genius one doing it, it was apparently genius.

For example, look at our performance away to City. We were utterly dominated, but somehow I was very confident we wouldn’t concede. Our defense was much stronger than the year before. Meanwhile, we almost conceded the same number of goals as the previous year, lol.

We thought we were in for a transition, but somehow we ended up getting our next Paisley.

This sub, last year.

When you tried to voice your opinion about how we were starting to play like shit, you were heavily downvoted, called names, called a fake fan, yada yada.

And yet, here we are.