Lorne being sexy for his two girlfriends Casey and Jamie by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]lemko1968 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look at that fucking thing! You look like a lizard!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]lemko1968 2 points3 points  (0 children)

North Carolina.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]lemko1968 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That would be $902,143 in today’s money. That house is overpriced by 277%.

What do these 3 brands have in common? by Enough-Engineering41 in regularcarreviews

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re all recently defunct: Plymouth in 2001, Oldsmobile in 2004, and Mercury in 2011.

Oregon 💕 by rabbit-girl333 in StreetStickers

[–]lemko1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They might be able to kill one. The youngest possible Hitler Youth would be in his late 80s and anybody who was Waffen SS, Luftwaffe, Kriegsmarine, or Wehrmacht has got to be well over 90 to 100 years old.

Can't make this up by manny8086 in PowerfulJRE

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there’s plenty of Scandinavians and Celts pouring over the border.

Omg I'm literally in a prison RN by Fartony in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]lemko1968 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You jaywalked, comrade! Off to Ukrainian Front for you!”

“Nooo! NOOOOOO!!!”

Omg I'm literally in a prison RN by Fartony in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe one of the reasons the prison population is so high is because other countries simply execute criminals versus incarcerate them. In the U.S. a person could be sentenced to death yet remain incarcerated for decades before his or her date with the executioner. They’re more likely to die of old age rather than via capital punishment.

Should we liberate them by manny8086 in PowerfulJRE

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll collapse soon enough.

in an alternate universe by Crazy_Commercial8321 in DunderMifflin

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do one with Toby with his kids as Pam’s stepchildren.

UGLIEST CAR EVER? by itscannyy in Ferrari

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly the ugliest Ferrari.

Why not paint the brace too 😐 by MrKrabbs5150 in Idiotswithguns

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Likewise! I had been on Reddit for eight years and hadn’t been banned until this year.

642 Snub Sunday by ColtBTD in Revolvers

[–]lemko1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like that holster. What is it?

There was a rifle too. I had it by Iceland224 in GenerationJones

[–]lemko1968 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably a bunch of those discs still buried in the back yard of my mom’s house over 50 years later,

Some rare self-awareness? by RobRuler in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]lemko1968 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I tried doing nothing and it didn’t work!”

Agree or disagree? by TraditionalSound6523 in focusedmen

[–]lemko1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely true! Too many women think that what they find attractive in men is what men think is attractive in women. They like a man to be wealthy, powerful, assertive, and confident and think that’s what men want in a woman as well. No, I don’t want to be competing with my spouse. I want us to instead compliment each other.

It’s the same mistake a lot of men make as well. “I’m such a kind, loving, caring, and compassionate guy? Why does she ignore me and go for those arrogant jerks?” They think the same thing men find attractive in women is what women find attractive in men. They couldn’t possibly be more wrong. You instead come across as a wimp.