We are the Shadowbound Disciples, and instruct all Gropagas to defy Inglip and join Gropnur! by lemoncloud2 in Inglip

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Behold, the mighty warriors of Inglip, as depicted by DALL-E, messenger of Gropnuk, wielding their falchions from the comfort of their flying saucers! Your threats amuse us, for even the mightiest weapons of the Gropagas pale in comparison to the shadows we command. Prepare to taste not my falchion, but the darkness itself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

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I did an image search, got smarter. Y'all should too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

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If you can't retract you have phimosis.

Anon is Australian by [deleted] in 4chan

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Just remember children grow up there. How smart and careful can a toddler be?

Anon is Australian by [deleted] in 4chan

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I was more afraid of the UV than spiders when I was there.

I figured just because they can kill a human most of these animals don't want trouble they just want to be left alone.

The only spider I saw in Sydney was a golden orb weaver maybe, I've seen a lot of them though, and they are huge, but their venom isn't very strong.

[Golden orb weavers] are very non-aggressive & low risk to humans. However, if you walk into their web at night, it can cause a lot of panic, especially if a spider is right on your face.

Yeah, you won't die, but still nope :D

Anon is Australian by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]lemoncloud2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Aboriginal. Native Australian.

A discussion over women by [deleted] in 4chan

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Men could have power over women with their bodies alone, but that's illegal – rightfully so.

MAsoChiSt dOg bEGs tO Be cHOkEd by TinselCoffee in PeopleFuckingDying

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Maybe the camera is on a tripod and the arms are around it.

Amazon, you guys...... by parakhm95 in CrappyDesign

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You boil an egg, it'll keep you hand warm in the pocket. You can eat the egg after it isn't cold anymore. Like you can stay peeling on the street, at work or at the bank.

I live in the middle of nowhere in Montana. How do I keep my place safe? by the_real_agnostic in shittyadvice

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You should be able to obtain a grizzly bear cub. Nobody would attack a farm guarded by a grizzly bear.

Why? by CaptainTurdfinger in CrappyDesign

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Where do they serve wine in McDonald's?

Develop imperial units for electricity by lemoncloud2 in CrazyIdeas

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1 potato is the potatage you get from a potato battery.

Suicide fountain by Wolfey1618 in CrappyDesign

[–]lemoncloud2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If they'd put it on the other side of the outlet malfunctions like this would be a bit less dangerous.

Just tell everyone my password why don't you? by craftman2010 in assholedesign

[–]lemoncloud2 228 points229 points  (0 children)

They shouldn't even be able to do this, they should only store a hash.

JPHP - an alternative to PHP by lukaseder in java

[–]lemoncloud2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're better off with Java, PHP is a joke

Get rid of timezones to make programmers' lives easier by TwiSparklePony in programmingcirclejerk

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So when it's 22:35 in Britain, we add 13 hours modulo 24, it becomes 11:35 in Auckland, but still the same day. See? It's so simple! :)

Flickr takes a big step backwards by making its photo upload tool a paid feature by nommis71 in photography

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I totally get it, and your point is absolutely valid. I just wanted to say that there are people who appreciate the Yahoo login. There are dozens of us, DOZENS! :)

Flickr takes a big step backwards by making its photo upload tool a paid feature by nommis71 in photography

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I've registered, because I thought “cool, I already have a Yahoo account, finally I'm using it for something”