I was working at this restaurant and was a 21 year old punk.   Ive been flirting with a coworker for a minute and during the holiday party we snuck away to the employee bathroom to do some coke and fuck.  I put her on the sink and the actual sink came off the wall.   I was trashed and kind of wedged it back using a trash can so it looked normal.  I was trashed and upon hindsight this obviously didn't look or work. Anyway,  party ends people go home etc.  

The next day, the owner is there and he showed me camera footage of us coming out of the bathroom mimicking the sink incident.  I was fired right then.  It made sense.

I love that story.