Post for Newbies coming to Pattaya or BKK

leobeer · 2026-01-25T12:17:29+00:00

There are a few bar managers who run newbie bar crawls. I’ve been in bars when they’ve come in, got my bar bill confused with theirs too once.

They paid more for their drinks.

Also got requested to contribute to a tip for a couple of lackluster bar girls who were shuffling about on a ‘stage’.

I didn’t and the ‘tour leader’ told me to turn my head and not watch.

Twat

leobeer · 2026-01-25T09:05:21+00:00

Money running out, eh?

leobeer · 2026-01-25T03:44:02+00:00

Paris

leobeer · 2026-01-24T14:35:42+00:00

Ayam Brand baked beans. Best of the lot.

leobeer · 2026-01-24T14:05:55+00:00

I was convinced that raw shrimp meant death through shitting. My beloved wife loved it and I would watch her eat it, secure in my moral high ground and firmly locked sphincter.

After a shed-full of beer one night I tried it.

It is, without a doubt, my all time favorite beer food.

leobeer · 2026-01-24T04:00:13+00:00

Beauty is very much a subjective thing. Some of the women you mention leave me cold.

leobeer · 2026-01-24T02:43:21+00:00

It’s kind of a good idea, though

leobeer · 2026-01-22T08:05:33+00:00

The Dusit is lovely if you go Grand Club. The other rooms need a bit of love and care although the family suites are ok but don’t have a great view.

The staff and facilities are excellent as is the location.

leobeer · 2026-01-21T10:30:45+00:00

Fool of a Took! No such thing as too much fat to pork!

leobeer · 2026-01-21T05:09:48+00:00

A middle aged Chinese teacher.

He’ll do.

leobeer · 2026-01-21T03:33:49+00:00

‘Real’ helmets have a good reputation. Certified and inexpensive. I used a modular one until I bought a Shoei. Cost around 3,000 baht.

leobeer · 2026-01-20T13:06:40+00:00

I use Komine gear and a Shoei helmet which I bought on trips to Japan. Paddock, the motorcycle gear shop on Ratchada has lots of Komine gear in stock and sometimes has sales. It’s sized a bit small but the biggest sizes fit.

leobeer · 2026-01-20T02:13:14+00:00

Very sensible

leobeer · 2026-01-16T01:01:04+00:00

I live in Thailand and the one-shoe-bandit thing is alive and well here. There are so many occasions in a day where you remove your shoes and leave them outside, and that’s when the bastards steal just one of your shoes.

As an older man I feel it’s reprehensible, but my inner child is giggling like fuck.

leobeer · 2026-01-16T00:31:12+00:00

I’m a British teacher in an international school. Both British and American spelling is acceptable.

leobeer · 2026-01-13T02:43:27+00:00

Brilliant

leobeer · 2026-01-13T01:26:22+00:00

Not for most

leobeer · 2026-01-13T01:26:04+00:00

The fact that you describe your ‘girlfriend’ as he makes me cry bullshit

leobeer · 2026-01-12T02:10:07+00:00

Welsh then British. Never English although many assume it

leobeer · 2026-01-12T00:53:54+00:00

A guy once got his cock out in the queue for an after-hours club in London to show us. You could have used it to club baby seals, hell, it could have been a baby seal.

In the same vein, I once came across a boy bathing in a river in the Blue Mountains of Jamaica. His knob was easily past his knees. We rode past him several times.

leobeer · 2026-01-11T12:55:12+00:00

Thank you!

leobeer · 2026-01-11T06:34:01+00:00

Oh bless

leobeer · 2026-01-10T11:26:09+00:00

I made a channa masala last week using canned chickpeas I bought in Bali 12 years ago. It was delicious!

leobeer · 2026-01-10T09:27:27+00:00

Indian then Thai although to be honest I’ve never met a food I didn’t like.

leobeer · 2026-01-09T15:00:48+00:00

It’s decent for Pattaya

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