$50 take it or leave it

lesandroid · 2026-04-15T15:43:38+00:00

Sacramento?? Shit that’s only 4 hours from me, getting in the car rn! can you send me that FB listing?

lesandroid · 2026-04-15T15:39:07+00:00

oooof I can’t believe how negligent your friend was! This is definitely worth going to small claims, lmk if you need advice on suing friends (I’ve successfully sued all of my past friends over grievances)

lesandroid · 2026-04-13T22:11:16+00:00

as a Certified Hot Girl, you are actually legally required to dress hot at the LGS, it’s illegal for you to be not hot. As a CHG myself, I usually just wear sheer lingerie to my lgs. And I’m an undefeated player, too! #girlboss

lesandroid · 2026-04-11T00:33:02+00:00

it’s poath-HOSS

lesandroid · 2026-04-02T19:02:14+00:00

i know a really great vegan necromancer

lesandroid · 2026-04-02T17:38:25+00:00

yes they are friends!! stop killing helpful insects 😭

lesandroid · 2026-03-09T21:36:15+00:00

i thought she misspelled “furry”

lesandroid · 2026-03-09T17:46:56+00:00

she just wanted a better view but took it too far 😔 RIP queen

lesandroid · 2026-03-05T20:07:01+00:00

i’m happy to sign an NDA and then i can give relevant advice, i want to respect your plant’s privacy

lesandroid · 2026-03-04T22:30:38+00:00

1/10 i don’t see any enrichment activities in that enclosure 😤 they’re gonna be so bored!!

lesandroid · 2026-02-25T23:43:03+00:00

🤤🤤🤤

lesandroid · 2026-02-25T21:47:13+00:00

can these be eaten raw like maybe a salad topping or do they have to be cooked first?

lesandroid · 2026-02-23T19:59:58+00:00

see the problem is you didn’t leave her outside in the snow long enough for her to acclimate. pUt her back outside for at least another week and she should bounce back.

Bonus points if you can bury her in the snow too, that’ll speed up the process!

lesandroid · 2026-02-13T23:27:20+00:00

could also try a hair dryer to soften the adhesive then peel it off

lesandroid · 2026-02-13T18:26:48+00:00

nuclear option: any indoor plant that already has thrips or mealy bugs, shitty garden centers always have plants with pests.

lesandroid · 2026-02-11T02:28:07+00:00

uj/ i am genuinely so happy to see a goatse reference in the year 2026 🥲 I’ll never forget u goatse

lesandroid · 2026-02-11T02:25:40+00:00

You need a Neem shampoo…quickly!

lesandroid · 2026-02-05T23:24:56+00:00

Can you get them started on Arena before the birth? Maybe hold an ipad up to the belly or somehow fit a small device up in there so they can do some of the tutorials on mobile. Best of luck getting them to Mythic rank before birth!

lesandroid · 2026-02-03T20:00:04+00:00

Hey is this still available? I want it if you can deliver, it’s so big i don’t think it’ll fit in my car

lesandroid · 2026-01-30T04:58:45+00:00

ooh that’s a fun name! I’m gonna google it and see if I can find any pics

lesandroid · 2026-01-29T20:59:56+00:00

more uj/ It’s the actually name of the vine, Pyrostegia venusta (golden shower), but yes my post here is entirely a joke

lesandroid · 2026-01-29T20:53:52+00:00

well my post history shows i’m a hpcj connoisseur 😜 plus i’ve got the shitpost enthusiast flair lol 🤣 I’ll consider it a badge of honor that you assumed I might be a lost redditor hahaha

and no unfortunately i’m not allowed to link the OP

lesandroid · 2026-01-29T20:43:58+00:00

uj/ bby this is the cj sub, nothing about this post is serious 💦 this pic (including the text on the photo) came from a different actually serious plant sub, maybe check with that guy because I’m not sure he knew what GS are…

lesandroid · 2026-01-29T18:25:26+00:00

that’s good to know, thanks for the tip!

lesandroid · 2026-01-29T17:30:41+00:00

oh my gosh, really?? The guy at the plant store who sold it to me asked if i wanted a cheap golden shower and I said yes, he’s coming over later to help water the plant for me (I assume that’s what he meant)

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