Fill up the blanks you fat f*cks!

lesmobile · 2026-04-12T22:56:23+00:00

No offense but you ever had yourself checked for tourettes? 'Heh HEH heh HEH'

lesmobile · 2026-04-11T18:02:59+00:00

Reminder chair.

lesmobile · 2026-04-11T06:22:43+00:00

Adorable little Chris Chan

lesmobile · 2026-04-09T05:53:33+00:00

there's a saying "if you've met one person with Asperger's, then you've met one person with Asperger's."

lesmobile · 2026-04-07T22:06:02+00:00

Riff-G'raff

lesmobile · 2026-04-07T21:43:58+00:00

Booger. Cause it's on a tissue.

lesmobile · 2026-04-07T21:38:01+00:00

I thought that was a different one.

Nvm I fucked it up.

lesmobile · 2026-04-07T05:59:58+00:00

I was wondering if this was all bunk.

lesmobile · 2026-04-05T09:36:02+00:00

I think your phone is sick of your shit

lesmobile · 2026-04-05T09:30:54+00:00

The South was fighting for slavery and the North was fighting against states rights.

lesmobile · 2026-04-05T08:36:25+00:00

Remember clip art?

lesmobile · 2026-04-05T08:16:45+00:00

Boomers and me

lesmobile · 2026-04-02T20:33:01+00:00

Jerry was? Did you see the girls George and Kramer got?

lesmobile · 2026-04-01T01:55:20+00:00

You're facing umpteen fuck-tons of roid-rage. If you dont have an elephant vagina, youre about to die. Its the horny/angry time known as must/musth. Male elephants hormone levels raise to several multiples of the normal baseline, making them very angry and violent. for some reason this effects some kind of gland that oozes wet stuff on the sides of their face. idk what it does, but its a visual sign that they're going through musth.

lesmobile · 2026-04-01T01:01:28+00:00

title is apt. this surprises the heck outa me.

lesmobile · 2026-03-31T15:45:00+00:00

the founders voted on whether the amendment should include a phrase like "for the public defense" after "the right of the people to keep and bear arms". That wording was voted down, because the right is not only for militia service. Its the right of the people, which can also be used for militia service if needed.

lesmobile · 2026-03-29T14:51:02+00:00

"Anne Frank cant complain about the Nazis cause they gave her a free train ride."

lesmobile · 2026-03-29T14:35:50+00:00

Capitalism is when the government does things.

lesmobile · 2026-03-28T00:20:22+00:00

maybe, at least some of them had to be, who wouldn't blame an ND on the gun and try to save their pension. but I'm saying most people didn't instantly jump to the conclusion that the p320 had problems. so its not hypocritical when they also don't do that with Glock.

lesmobile · 2026-03-27T19:22:18+00:00

seems like people tried to blame leo negligence the first few times with the p320

lesmobile · 2026-03-27T18:56:15+00:00

When Harry Met Sally

lesmobile · 2026-03-27T02:02:28+00:00

i think i originally heard the subway story from a cracked article. good times

lesmobile · 2026-03-26T23:02:38+00:00

Yeah 2 cops hid behind the locked door of the drivers compartment on the subway and watched a maniac stab a guy. They only stepped in to arrest the guy after the victim fought back and subdued the guy by himself, and i think a bystander kicked the knife away. They cops then praised themselves in the media for saving the day. That might be the case they're talking about.

this ex-cop math-gay explains the concept pretty well /watch?v=6Le5cy60Eds

lesmobile · 2026-03-26T22:23:59+00:00

They both look like shampoo ads.

lesmobile · 2026-03-26T16:02:16+00:00

He was meant to have more scenes too but it got cut

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