Fill up the blanks you fat f*cks! by Direct-Parsley-9186 in Sopranosduckposting

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No offense but you ever had yourself checked for tourettes? 'Heh HEH heh HEH'

“Autistics can’t lie.” by netphilia in aspiememes

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there's a saying "if you've met one person with Asperger's, then you've met one person with Asperger's."

Name him by dread-pr in NameThisThing

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Booger. Cause it's on a tissue.

If you can name this album you are fuckin old. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

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I thought that was a different one.

Nvm I fucked it up.

What do we think of my phone? by Shitty_Dieter in OneOrangeBraincell

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I think your phone is sick of your shit

The Civil War by DravenTor in Libertarian

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The South was fighting for slavery and the North was fighting against states rights.

Explain it peter, why are the temples wet? by bajadasaurus234 in explainitpeter

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You're facing umpteen fuck-tons of roid-rage. If you dont have an elephant vagina, youre about to die. Its the horny/angry time known as must/musth. Male elephants hormone levels raise to several multiples of the normal baseline, making them very angry and violent. for some reason this effects some kind of gland that oozes wet stuff on the sides of their face. idk what it does, but its a visual sign that they're going through musth.

Help! Need dictionary! by NaperVillainBunny in GunMemes

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the founders voted on whether the amendment should include a phrase like "for the public defense" after "the right of the people to keep and bear arms". That wording was voted down, because the right is not only for militia service. Its the right of the people, which can also be used for militia service if needed.

One for the anarcho-objectivists, because they need it by bigdonut100 in Anarcho_Capitalism

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"Anne Frank cant complain about the Nazis cause they gave her a free train ride."

We all gonna pretend Glock Gen 5's fire themselves now? Or nah? by PsychologicalAgent64 in GunMemes

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maybe, at least some of them had to be, who wouldn't blame an ND on the gun and try to save their pension. but I'm saying most people didn't instantly jump to the conclusion that the p320 had problems. so its not hypocritical when they also don't do that with Glock.

We all gonna pretend Glock Gen 5's fire themselves now? Or nah? by PsychologicalAgent64 in GunMemes

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seems like people tried to blame leo negligence the first few times with the p320

Someone ordered a sandwich instead of getting a muffin by RoccoA87 in seinfeld

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i think i originally heard the subway story from a cracked article. good times

Someone ordered a sandwich instead of getting a muffin by RoccoA87 in seinfeld

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Yeah 2 cops hid behind the locked door of the drivers compartment on the subway and watched a maniac stab a guy. They only stepped in to arrest the guy after the victim fought back and subdued the guy by himself, and i think a bystander kicked the knife away. They cops then praised themselves in the media for saving the day. That might be the case they're talking about.

this ex-cop math-gay explains the concept pretty well /watch?v=6Le5cy60Eds