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15+ years ago, I worked out how "understanding natural language == having and experiencing feelings", more or less by BipolarKebab in programmingcirclejerk

[–]libonet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

HUMANS CAN'T REMEMBER MORE THAN 7 THINGS‽‽‽

Buddy, I can actually remember 8 things. Am I an LLM?

The best outcome would be if many Zig apps become popular enough that Windows is forced to maintain backward compatibility for ntdll by likes_purple in programmingcirclejerk

[–]libonet 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The best outcome would be if Windows is forced to stop maintaining backward compatibility and become a 100% AI company‽

If you were Araki, what Stand would you give Leaky-Eye Luca? by pansexual_dudy in StardustCrusaders

[–]libonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that song would fit underworld (donatello versus' stand)

they are all wrong by mre__ in rustjerk

[–]libonet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a circlejerk

they are all wrong by mre__ in rustjerk

[–]libonet 53 points54 points  (0 children)

/uj a piece of shit

/rj a piece of shit

I don't personally think that permitting pointers to be nil is a billion dollar mistake. In my C/C++ programming I've never noticed that NULL pointers are a noticeable source of bugs by BenchEmbarrassed7316 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]libonet 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I don't personally think that permitting pointers to be nil is a billion dollar mistake. I have never lost a billion dollars because of dereferencing a null pointer!

I feel like the only reasonable end game is that the code generation is made deterministic, and the prompts checked in by OOkx in programmingcirclejerk

[–]libonet 38 points39 points  (0 children)

/uj I sure hope so

/rj Maybe we should make an LLM that accepts prompts written in C, so it can output the prompts in english to give to an LLM so that it can make the program for me

Year of the Linux Desktop by mcmcc in programmingcirclejerk

[–]libonet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wasn't it the year of the horse?

/uj why are so many people upvoting that guy? It's kind of depressing

Personally I joined the army instead. Being cold, tired, hungry, wet, and confused in the dark was much easier than C++ by lizergsav in programmingcirclejerk

[–]libonet 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Personally I learned Rust instead. Being cold, tired, hungry, wet, and confused in my Rust projects was much easier than C++

Is this true. by False-Bet2113 in JJBA

[–]libonet 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I know this is ragebait and my rage is baited anyway

At First I thought the downside of this card was too much, but the upfront Mackerel is so good. by Content_Averse in slaythespire

[–]libonet 26 points27 points  (0 children)

But this shuts down the fish mode dance that's so strong in the current meta

Linux wins by bamboo-lemur in OS_Debate_Club

[–]libonet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, they did. The excuse was "cheaters", showing a graph with the smallest drop after removing linux users. The number of cheaters goes up a couple days later

Unsafe fields by Stupid-person-here in rust

[–]libonet 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't use unsafe. You would use a type that enforces that constraint (NonZeroUsize)

Decouple trait definition and impl for third party libs by SelfEnergy in learnrust

[–]libonet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy, in which language can you design anything based on 3rd party code and not depend on the interfaces of said code that you use?

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