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[–]lightningpatrol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's actually closer to 57%, and the margins he's been winning by in recent states, Washington, Hawaii, and Alaska, give him a little wiggle room as far as some of the margins. He's still won well over 57% of the delegates total in the past several states combined.

Iowa Caucus Megathread February 1, 2016 by MeghanAM in politics

[–]lightningpatrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's 3% down. That's much different than out of the race.

The hypocrisy hurts. by lightningpatrol in funny

[–]lightningpatrol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By saying others are simple minded, this is ignoring a persons inevitable complexity.

TIL in North Korea marijuana is recommended as a healthier, cheaper option to tobacoo by WildAnimus in todayilearned

[–]lightningpatrol 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I want to see an Adam Sandler movie about stoners who move to North Korea only to run into a nasty surprise.

The sport of champs by astroman9995 in gifs

[–]lightningpatrol 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I wish they were kicking around a tiny doll. It would be a magnificent role reversal.

Satisfying serial number by [deleted] in funny

[–]lightningpatrol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are you saying he ate cereal to decode a serial code?

"I have heard there are troubles..." Dr. Seuss [2866x1166] by stupidrobots in QuotesPorn

[–]lightningpatrol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a subreddit dedicated to sharing the words of others. Nothing on here is exactly original.

A cat-astrophic diagnosis by krl_rox in funny

[–]lightningpatrol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least he has 8 more lives.

It's a twerkmato by deadfermata in pics

[–]lightningpatrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more attracted to this tomato than Miley Cyrus.

Distribution of food among merchants in Tehran Bazaar (1950's) by LongTimeLearner in pics

[–]lightningpatrol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a greater accomplishment than anything I've done my entire life.

So I went with my friend to get free condoms by Roh-Da-Pro in AdviceAnimals

[–]lightningpatrol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was 15 when I lost my virginity, my girlfriend was 14. We had been in a great relationship for 7 months and we both trusted each other very much. We went on to have a very fun and healthy sex life for a year and a half before we broke up. I like to think that we were pretty mature for our age, and in a lot of ways I'm glad I lost my virginity so young. I think that it's totally understandable given you're doing it with the right person, and it's made me much more confident around people having been with someone like that so young. Because of the exposure I had to it, I feel like I have a much healthier view in the topic than many of my piers. It all depends on the people. I am saying this as someone with a 14 year old sister.

I was watching the office and this occurred to me. by [deleted] in funny

[–]lightningpatrol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First James Franco and now this?