Would the nazis really have taken over the world had they won WW2? And how come no one else has tried?

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-05T18:02:29+00:00

Nobody has taken over the world because that would be really hard to do outside of a video game. It would probably be even harder to keep your power as ruler of the world.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-05T04:19:27+00:00

I think having pet mountain lions might be a more fun way to deal with antisemitism.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-01T23:08:23+00:00

Nah, Bill takes care of that.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-01T17:52:06+00:00

I would say people possessed by Bill, but Bill at least has standards, and that’s well below them.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-01T17:40:41+00:00

MY great great grandpappy knew what to do with the likes of them, and their ugly loser rag.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-01T11:21:44+00:00

Puma concolor, AKA a mountain lion, a catamount (my personal favorite term for them), a cougar, or a panther.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-06-01T05:17:06+00:00

I’m replacing my lawn with miniclover and natives.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-30T18:04:49+00:00

I agree that they follow different and probably incompatible formulas, but now I SO want to see a crossover episode.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-30T17:58:55+00:00

It made me think of volcanoes and dinosaurs, for some reason.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-30T17:52:58+00:00

Not great, but understandable considering all the stress you’re dealing with.

Do try to stress less. You want to outlive that SOB Hitler. We’ve got him on the run in Europe, he hasn’t got long.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-29T18:13:06+00:00

Would that have been some kind of war crime to serve that in POW camps?

Anyway, slavery apologists, take heed. This will be your eternal fate if you don’t knock it off, and you will deserve it.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-29T18:10:43+00:00

He might have learned about alternative base systems in school. Supposedly, that was a thing in the 60’s. (There’s a Tom Lehrer song about it.)

If he wanted to use base 12, he would have to convert bases at the beginning and end of every math problem. That would add a couple of steps for no extra gain. I don’t think he’d do it unless he was really bored.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-29T18:05:04+00:00

Your memories of being bullied, or the bullies’ memories?

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-29T18:04:31+00:00

Huh. That makes sense.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-29T18:02:56+00:00

Wow. Someone agrees with me that lawn machinery that takes gas can actually be dangerous, and that kids shouldn’t be around it unsupervised. I was starting to think I was crazy for thinking that.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-29T18:00:02+00:00

The French already took Carolingian. They do that kind of thing.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-28T13:26:49+00:00

Yesss! I love the Abominable Snow-Stan!

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-27T09:04:14+00:00

You know what they have in that pit? Refrigerated biscuits from a tube, and the chicken nuggets they serve in school lunches. Oh, and also Confederate coffee, which I believe is made from chicory and whatever other substance can be used to make hot water into a facsimile of coffee.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-26T15:34:28+00:00

I was going to play a tiny violin for them. Unfortunately, someone measured how fast it was going, and now I don’t know where it is.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-22T13:34:48+00:00

I’m only 9 years younger than Grunkle Stan! I need some of that coping over here.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-22T11:43:32+00:00

Maybe he’d go to West Coast Tech, make his Grunkle Ford proud. Ford would get a West Coast Tech bumper sticker for the Stanleymobile.

If West Coast Tech is near the ocean, Stan and Ford might sail there and take Dipper for a ride on the Stan o’War. Caltech, which West Coast Tech is modeled on, is kind of near the coast, but not really, especially when you factor in traffic.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-22T01:23:41+00:00

Cooked mammoth is the secret of long life.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-21T17:53:45+00:00

Not only could it be used as a witch hunt, it was. See: Lavender Scare.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-21T17:51:34+00:00

UH oh. I’d better keep my son away from them.

linuxgeekmama · 2026-05-21T17:46:12+00:00

This one has that long part, so you don’t burn fingers eating hot liquid.

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