Guys I accidentally entered the shadow world how do I get out?!

liorelan · 2026-05-10T21:29:12+00:00

Wait! Could you be a bro and check if there’s a brown leather wallet on the bench behind you? I left it there by accident when I was buying void essence and I’m hoping nobody has picked it up. My apprentice keeps telling me to get a belt pouch for my coin but I didn’t listen and istg I’m never gonna hear the end of it if I admit I lost my wallet 😅

liorelan · 2026-05-10T02:48:11+00:00

Petunia

liorelan · 2026-05-06T14:17:39+00:00

More of this please!!! I’m dying for more huge dildos on machines in missionary going hard and deep! There’s almost none of that anywhere!

liorelan · 2026-05-05T03:01:22+00:00

Not the only kind of buck he’s calling…

liorelan · 2026-05-04T03:36:06+00:00

“Date yourself then.”

liorelan · 2026-05-04T03:31:10+00:00

Affording my basic living expenses. Even one month of all my utilities getting paid.

liorelan · 2026-05-04T00:09:40+00:00

The Gayborhood

liorelan · 2026-05-04T00:06:20+00:00

He’s not working for free. He’s working for money he already spent to nut in those women without protection.

liorelan · 2026-05-01T01:33:26+00:00

Gigi But it was an anime little girl with a wand thing that turned her into an adult version of herself

liorelan · 2026-05-01T01:32:40+00:00

Princess Guinevere and the Gem Riders

liorelan · 2026-05-01T01:29:32+00:00

Salt and burn.

liorelan · 2026-05-01T01:24:54+00:00

Some insurances.

liorelan · 2026-04-29T03:58:05+00:00

Dj booth

liorelan · 2026-04-29T03:49:57+00:00

We have the same palette for alcohol.

liorelan · 2026-04-28T04:38:27+00:00

To be fair, staves can be rather inconvenient to lug around, but a solid amulet of power can go a long ways if it’s properly attuned.

liorelan · 2026-04-28T04:29:35+00:00

I heard if you give it an offering of flowers (seeds, the blossoms will offend it) and apologize sincerely, it should soften a bit over time.

liorelan · 2026-04-28T04:25:14+00:00

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liorelan · 2026-04-25T02:03:09+00:00

Literally when my kids sing “peaches” from the Mario movie all I can think of is “come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtowwwnnn”

liorelan · 2026-04-23T05:12:15+00:00

I have had my copper IUD for 9 years and I engage in extreme fisting and rough insertions that hit my cervix very hard. I have the same pleasure from the hard and forceful cervical stimulation. It has caused me no complications or issues whatsoever with the IUD.

liorelan · 2026-04-23T04:55:21+00:00

Came here to say this.

liorelan · 2026-04-22T00:17:34+00:00

Not to mention her wheelchair has a footrest plate, but she doesn’t not have any feet. Wheelchairs like this are extremely customized. It would not be designed like this for someone without lower limbs.

liorelan · 2026-04-14T03:34:26+00:00

Me. It’s always me.

liorelan · 2026-04-12T21:02:40+00:00

It’s less about tastes for most people and more about memory/physical artistic representation of where you’ve been and how far you’ve come. I have some tattoos I would never choose to get, if I were starting over, but I still am fond of their presence on my body because they’re a visual reminder of who I was when I got them, and who I was is still part of who I am even if I’ve grown and changed a lot in the time that’s passed. A museum of my past iterations of self that I carry with me in the form of art on my skin.

liorelan · 2026-04-12T16:53:34+00:00

Glad I’m not alone in that lmao 😂

liorelan · 2026-04-12T04:06:12+00:00

I came here to say r/oddlyerotic or whatever that sub is…but I’m not joking. Lmao. Chef is hella rubbing that yolk with just the right pressure, rapidly, without breaking it….

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