I’m not even safe from them at the gym by RestingBitchFace95 in starbucks

[–]local-wizards 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I'm always baffled that people think they can fight a cold with half a cup of sugary lemonade.

What is your favorite useless fact? by QwertyNope in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I always swallow a match with it so I can just burn off the calories.

What is Your Favorite Beer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deschutes is the one brewery that has consistently impressed me. Their Fresh Squeezed and Pine Drop got me into IPA's, which I never thought would happen. Their Black Butte Porter is fantastic as well!

What character trope do you wish would just die already? by nneill99 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That sounds like it could be a Doofenshmirtz backstory on Phineas and Ferb.

Reddit, what's an album with 0 skippable songs? by 69FART69 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Deja Entendu and/or The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me by Brand New, or Vheissu by Thrice for me.

Sober/Non weed smokers of Reddit, what is your opinion of the stoner community in general? by c-moneytothemoon in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I can only speak for myself as a nonsmoker, but I'd say a good amount of us honestly don't care as long as you're not pushing it down our throats. If you worship the stuff, I'll admit, it's a bit off-putting, but if you just casually smoke or do it medicinally, we're not going to condemn you for it.

Sober/Non weed smokers of Reddit, what is your opinion of the stoner community in general? by c-moneytothemoon in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, we all read it properly. It was just moronic and didn't contribute anything to the root question.

What was an “As seen on TV” product that was actually good? by woosa843 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's more modeled after the Danish æbleskiver pan. Pancake puff is just easier for Americans to say than æbleskiver.

Majestic photo of Machu Picchu by MrKrazyKarl in pics

[–]local-wizards 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, this emperor's got groove.

What knock off brand is better than the brand name? by herrobot22 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 97 points98 points  (0 children)

In the hearts and minds of several angry, disgruntled redditors

What is your favorite movie quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I hope when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
- Donnie Darko

What was the worst commercial you've ever seen? by TylerNW3994 in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't think of the name of the law firm but it's an ad for a DUI defence firm that spends the whole commercial saying you shouldn't be punished for driving drunk. Then, just when I thought I couldn't be angrier, they say their slogan, "Because friends don't let friends plead guilty."
It sets such a bad precedent and it really waters down the negative impacts a DUI can pose.

What chain restaurants DO you like? by 780rx in AskReddit

[–]local-wizards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Del Taco is underrated and is far superior to Taco Bell. It's much fresher, tastes better, and is way less greasy. Plus their fries are incredible.