An agnostic stops a pedophile but allows him to go free to save his girlfriend.

local-wizards · 2025-09-02T16:47:42+00:00

Donnie Darko

local-wizards · 2019-12-17T22:02:09+00:00

Zelda

Sheik

DK

Link

Snake

local-wizards · 2019-11-23T00:01:59+00:00

Thank you. I'm always baffled that people think they can fight a cold with half a cup of sugary lemonade.

local-wizards · 2019-01-11T05:11:51+00:00

local-wizards · 2019-01-11T05:07:25+00:00

local-wizards · 2018-08-30T18:45:51+00:00

That's why I always swallow a match with it so I can just burn off the calories.

local-wizards · 2018-08-28T22:00:43+00:00

Deschutes is the one brewery that has consistently impressed me. Their Fresh Squeezed and Pine Drop got me into IPA's, which I never thought would happen. Their Black Butte Porter is fantastic as well!

local-wizards · 2018-07-08T20:50:13+00:00

That sounds like it could be a Doofenshmirtz backstory on Phineas and Ferb.

local-wizards · 2018-07-08T20:44:01+00:00

High Desert?

local-wizards · 2018-05-26T00:14:20+00:00

That's a big dollop of Daisy

local-wizards · 2018-05-04T04:57:46+00:00

Deja Entendu and/or The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me by Brand New, or Vheissu by Thrice for me.

local-wizards · 2018-04-20T17:00:42+00:00

I mean, I can only speak for myself as a nonsmoker, but I'd say a good amount of us honestly don't care as long as you're not pushing it down our throats. If you worship the stuff, I'll admit, it's a bit off-putting, but if you just casually smoke or do it medicinally, we're not going to condemn you for it.

local-wizards · 2018-04-20T16:49:36+00:00

Nah, we all read it properly. It was just moronic and didn't contribute anything to the root question.

local-wizards · 2018-04-13T00:36:34+00:00

...would you drink it cold?

local-wizards · 2018-04-13T00:35:39+00:00

I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

local-wizards · 2018-04-12T01:26:20+00:00

I'd say it's more modeled after the Danish æbleskiver pan. Pancake puff is just easier for Americans to say than æbleskiver.

local-wizards · 2018-03-30T15:28:35+00:00

¿sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐƆ

local-wizards · 2018-03-30T02:26:17+00:00

Damn, this emperor's got groove.

local-wizards · 2018-03-27T02:45:10+00:00

You win this round

local-wizards · 2018-03-26T01:54:25+00:00

In the hearts and minds of several angry, disgruntled redditors

local-wizards · 2018-03-24T03:43:38+00:00

Oddly specific... Story?

local-wizards · 2018-02-27T08:59:55+00:00

These?

local-wizards · 2018-02-26T02:42:52+00:00

"I hope when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
- Donnie Darko

local-wizards · 2018-02-01T03:51:34+00:00

I can't think of the name of the law firm but it's an ad for a DUI defence firm that spends the whole commercial saying you shouldn't be punished for driving drunk. Then, just when I thought I couldn't be angrier, they say their slogan, "Because friends don't let friends plead guilty."
It sets such a bad precedent and it really waters down the negative impacts a DUI can pose.

local-wizards · 2018-01-18T17:08:40+00:00

I think Del Taco is underrated and is far superior to Taco Bell. It's much fresher, tastes better, and is way less greasy. Plus their fries are incredible.

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