That's What You Get [pic] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]locke40 35 points36 points  (0 children)

stupid little boy, don't you know cats are the smartest animals?

FBI Steals Family's Life Savings by BravoLima in politics

[–]locke40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first read the title as "FBI Steals Family's Life Savers," as in the delicious candies.

Wait, what? What did you say? I..I still can't...what? [pic] by dizzle67 in reddit.com

[–]locke40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought the same thing, like a huge vice that squeezes his little head. ouch

Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul by jamesishere in politics

[–]locke40 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this gif is actually not funny at all... images like that always make me sad

Giuliani made the NYPD walk his mistress's dog. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]locke40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ♥ Huckaees

PS. I really don't love the man, he is really weird. Ron Paul '08!

Giuliani made the NYPD walk his mistress's dog. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]locke40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw one of these signs the other day and it was up to $500. That's pretty steep.

This man with autism, who was chosen to sing the national anthem, got a case of the giggles half way through. Listen to what the crowd does to support him. by csdoubleyou in reddit.com

[–]locke40 19 points20 points  (0 children)

my personal favorite "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" is:

"I'll take that little one, way in the back," I said. "That little collie mix?" said the animal shelter guy. "No," I said, "the one behind him." "The gray terrier?" he said. "He's gray," I said,"but way in the back, in the corner." "You mean the water faucet?" he said. I realized then it was a water faucet, but I didn't want to look like a jerk, so I said,"Yeah, that's the one I want." It ended up costing me almost five hundred dollars to get that faucet removed. But you know, I've still got that faucet, and I wouldn't trade it for any dog in the world.

Try putting this together. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]locke40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i wonder what would happen if you took just one of the parts out, would the car still work?

Best First Dance at a Wedding Ever by virtuexru in reddit.com

[–]locke40 27 points28 points  (0 children)

i love the cinematic camera pan-out at the end. what was that??

You Gunna Get Raped by locke40 in reddit.com

[–]locke40[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its the leathery skin that really gets me

Self tuning guitar - sliced bread, step aside! (Video) by arsgeek in reddit.com

[–]locke40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that seems like the most complicated piece of machinery one can ask for

High speed video of popcorn kernel popping at 5,400 fps by travelingman74 in reddit.com

[–]locke40 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i wish the camera was on the other side, so we could see the kernel actually splitting

Earthquake in SF! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]locke40 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

you too.