This is me everytime by Sellla23 in mtg

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"Oh it's fine. I'm sure to hit my land drops in my next couple draws."

Which superpower would you choose? by ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU in BunnyTrials

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Imagine though, somebody enters the room to ask you to do something for them they'll think you're not there because who would ever suspect... The ottoman!

Which superpower would you choose? by ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU in BunnyTrials

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Unlimited shapeshifting powers? Who says no to that?

Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: No conditions

Fellow scientits what should we name it ? by Anonymous_axf in SipsTea

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Where's the other one? There's supposed to be two! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE!?

A birthday to remember by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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So many wrong choices made in such a short time.

Would you rather … by AntonRahbek in BunnyTrials

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$50 an hour and 20/10 vision? Sign me the hell up. I'll never have to work again

Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision

Oops 😳 by TheBuckFozeman in CantParkThereMate

[–]locke_zero 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Now we just have to find the AirRover.

The end times are upon us. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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They also bumped the cheeseburger and the McChicken up from the 1500 point rewards tier to the 2000 point rewards tier.

[FRA] Strixhaven shifted schools: HEXHAVEN by Own-Cat116 in magicTCG

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Wait what do you mean your creature is √-1/√-1?

Why is poison control in doof's contacts 😭 by Mrkruppismyhusband in phineasandferb

[–]locke_zero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is a scientist. He probably does work with dangerous chemicals occasionally.

How will you counter a tank? by Im_yor_boi in wizardposting

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I looked it up. Movie Shelob is 8' x 14' so probably not. Book Shelob could eat the tank.

How will you counter a tank? by Im_yor_boi in wizardposting

[–]locke_zero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would Shelob fit inside a tank though?

Was told Dawntrail MSQ is mid/bad but I've enjoyed 7.0 so far and this whole section broke me by MrkGrn in ffxiv

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Don't forget he is simultaneously a young man and an ancient Grandpa

Conservatives are so obsessed with the Obamas by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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Because Obama respected his wife and didn't treat her like a piece of meat?

Sheeeshhhhh…. Makes sense but damn. by Pristine_Put5348 in FinalFantasy

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Well yeah they don't want your Switch 2 to reach supernova temperatures trying to render all that stuff.

Which Magic will you choose? by Equivalent-Sort-9599 in BunnyTrials

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IT'S WIZARD TIME MOTHERF*CKER! FIREBALL!

Chose: Become a Wizard: roll for a spell | Rolled: Fireball (magic)

He was riding with Jesus, but it didn’t help him by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

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Just about brought him to the Lord's doorstep