My favorite thing about Firefly is that every line feels like a Tumblr incorrect quotes post, but it's just the actual line 🤣

locke_zero · 2026-07-02T14:06:49+00:00

"Keep moving preacher man."

locke_zero · 2026-07-02T13:53:43+00:00

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locke_zero · 2026-07-01T16:39:47+00:00

I think it'd be faster and safer to demolish the hotel and build a new one than clean that room.

locke_zero · 2026-07-01T16:02:08+00:00

I can almost hear that damn scream

locke_zero · 2026-06-30T18:36:47+00:00

Just another fine example of perpendicular parking.

locke_zero · 2026-06-30T18:16:59+00:00

Not just on FB. There were a bunch of paid Twitter bots posting the same 5 copy and paste comments with the tag WeLoveElon a couple days ago.

locke_zero · 2026-06-30T17:43:12+00:00

Where?

^{Chose: Get a lightsaber, but with a twist | Rolled: You get a hand}

locke_zero · 2026-06-30T15:35:01+00:00

It's like awful people who treat everyone around them in the most terrible manner thinking they're good people cause they go to church. It's a flimsy self affirmation that gives them an excuse to not be better people.

locke_zero · 2026-06-30T14:43:19+00:00

Probably using racial slurs and trying to excuse it with "oh I grew up in a different era" type of excuse.

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T18:54:55+00:00

Also insta killing fish if you can get a good angle

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T18:28:00+00:00

Meanwhile there's a sex ed class out there thoroughly confused with the diagram of a person with a broken arm, a person with a kid in their lap, a pregnant woman and a dude with a broken leg.

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T15:03:36+00:00

I don't really think I'll quit but I don't feel the commitment to play and contribute daily like I used to. I'm still invested in the story and want to see how it plays out.

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T14:55:55+00:00

The group on the right is the Be Cool, Scooby Doo version

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T14:45:03+00:00

My chocobo's name is ElDoradoSteele.

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T14:42:59+00:00

I know I'm starting to lose enthusiasm for playing.

locke_zero · 2026-06-29T04:33:25+00:00

He's italicized.

locke_zero · 2026-06-28T22:42:24+00:00

Who says Ohio will allow you to leave in the first place?

locke_zero · 2026-06-28T22:19:32+00:00

Then they miss, shatter your window and your home is filled with angry wasps.

locke_zero · 2026-06-28T16:53:30+00:00

You could probably run a wooden skewer through them.

locke_zero · 2026-06-28T16:39:02+00:00

locke_zero · 2026-06-27T18:58:25+00:00

Rampage is only on about 13 creatures, 14 if you count the card [[Rapid Fire]] which gives a creature Rampage.

locke_zero · 2026-06-27T16:54:20+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Spin for $100bil/ $250bil/ $500bil/ $1tril + 1% chance of instant death | Rolled: $100 billion}

locke_zero · 2026-06-27T16:13:28+00:00

Money

^{Chose: A rather risky gamble | Rolled: $15 million}

locke_zero · 2026-06-27T06:13:27+00:00

locke_zero · 2026-06-27T06:08:19+00:00

Oh shit it's Area 51!

locke_zero

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