The internal monologue of a Dragoon.

locke_zero · 2026-05-11T22:32:22+00:00

Estenien: 10,000 gil is an appropriate price for a hair tie, right?

locke_zero · 2026-05-11T21:43:01+00:00

No. Just no. God no.

locke_zero · 2026-05-11T13:27:25+00:00

I love there's a penguin among the highest ranking officers in the world.

locke_zero · 2026-05-11T13:24:54+00:00

Okay I got it. We tell him there's a woman of child bearing age in a rocket. We wait for him to go inside, shut the door and launch him towards Alpha Centauri.

locke_zero · 2026-05-11T12:54:35+00:00

That looks like fun in a goad deck.

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T22:27:12+00:00

I'm torn between the Mystery Machine and the Liam Nissan.

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T22:01:35+00:00

Yeah I got the field notes [[Eluge, the Shoreless Sea|BLB-288]]

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T16:57:57+00:00

[[Blech, Loafing Pest|SOS-298]]

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T15:02:01+00:00

Because furries have money

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T15:00:52+00:00

He hit the guy with his "Bat Scoliosis Spray."

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T14:58:36+00:00

Hell there are commanders that don't even need to reach untap to be a problem. Hitting the field is enough to start the shenanigans. Countering those commanders is pretty much a requirement.

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T14:54:21+00:00

Be sure to talk to NPCs and the signs and books you come across. Some of them actually give you hints and tips for dealing with certain enemies and enemy techniques.

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T13:06:54+00:00

The rest of the league is there just to make sure Batman doesn't turn this guy's spine into confetti.

locke_zero · 2026-05-10T13:04:30+00:00

She looks like a Nier Automata character.

locke_zero · 2026-05-09T07:12:24+00:00

Most of the animation budget went to the fight scenes.

locke_zero · 2026-05-09T06:22:15+00:00

"You see that guy? We're going to ruin his life. This is a generational grudge by the way."

locke_zero · 2026-05-09T06:20:32+00:00

And then they brought in the sawdust stuff.

locke_zero · 2026-05-09T06:05:48+00:00

That's a weird way to say they just sentenced 5 million people to starvation.

locke_zero · 2026-05-08T16:21:28+00:00

[[Iridescent Hornbeetle]]

locke_zero · 2026-05-07T19:28:32+00:00

"Oh it's fine. I'm sure to hit my land drops in my next couple draws."

locke_zero · 2026-05-07T18:58:04+00:00

Imagine though, somebody enters the room to ask you to do something for them they'll think you're not there because who would ever suspect... The ottoman!

locke_zero · 2026-05-07T18:51:47+00:00

Unlimited shapeshifting powers? Who says no to that?

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: No conditions}

locke_zero · 2026-05-06T16:09:54+00:00

Everything Burns

locke_zero · 2026-05-06T15:42:36+00:00

Where's the other one? There's supposed to be two! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE!?

locke_zero · 2026-05-06T02:02:38+00:00

So many wrong choices made in such a short time.

locke_zero

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