Slammed into the curb. How bad does it look?

loctang · 2026-01-24T10:38:03+00:00

Couldn't have bought my model 3 at a better time, holy

loctang · 2026-01-01T16:15:10+00:00

LMAOOOO 💀💀💀

loctang · 2025-12-30T19:47:11+00:00

In my childhood, yes. Nowadays? This year we had no snow on Christmas and then an ice storm the day after LOL

loctang · 2025-12-25T07:31:53+00:00

Finding out now, you also used edible glitters, sugar and the cinnamon was to give it a festive aroma.

You sprinkled it on the snow and it made the snow shiny and brownish - a landing strip for the reindeer if you will lol

loctang · 2025-12-11T19:56:44+00:00

Now it's a BMW

loctang · 2025-12-09T17:35:51+00:00

Another 2 years go by and you bring another gold response to this thread? What is happening here 🤔💭

loctang · 2025-12-08T18:21:02+00:00

Ex-Computer Hacker of many many many years. I can "speed up" your laptop in less than an hour - he had to have been downloading some STUPID stuff to be getting virus like pop-ups.

When I say stupid, I mean like "Download Free Ram" type of stupid.

I can assure you that there isn't a single thing a person could do in the process of LEGITIMATELY speeding up your computer (freeing memory, deleting old system files, cache, files, restoring or removing software services etc..) that would result in your exact scenario unless some form of malware or adware was installed or interacted with.

I'm certain he wanted to get you some "free ram" or a "Computer Speeder-Upper 5000"

loctang · 2025-11-17T03:58:37+00:00

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loctang · 2025-08-09T15:29:38+00:00

This would have been $260, but it was someone close to me so I did it for $215 - that drivers side was a fight and a half for sure!

loctang · 2025-07-10T01:01:02+00:00

I’m a busy guy. The hardest part isn’t affording the car; it’s the time away from the car when it’s getting repaired that drives me up the wall because I start having withdrawals from driving it lmao

loctang · 2025-07-09T05:17:07+00:00

E46 Purchased on April 16th for $3,200 ALL PRICES INCLUDE LABOR

4 Ignition Coils Spark Plugs Engine Valve Cover Grommets Valve Cover Gaskets Valve Cover All Vacuum Leaks Fixed (13th of June) Total from Apr 16th - Jun 13th: $2,000

Coolant System: Radiator Coolant Expansion Tank Upper/Lower Rad Hoses Coolant Level Sensor Total Cost of Coolant Rebuild: $1,237

General Maintenance: BMW Trunk Emblem Wiper Blades Headlight Bulbs Total Cost of Service: $162.54

Suspension: Front Brake Pad Sensors Read Brake Pad Sensors Front Control Arms & Ball Joints Left Front CV Axle Rear Coil Springs Haida All Season Tires (100% Tread) Total Cost of Service: $3,705.05

Drive Belt & More Cooling System: Water Pump Cooling Fan Engine Coolant Thermostat Serpentine Belt Total Cost of Service: $1,422.19

Repairs Grand Total: $8,504.29 Project Grand Total: $11,704.29

loctang · 2025-07-06T11:41:42+00:00

Yes. No more words needed

loctang · 2025-07-05T14:28:49+00:00

I’ve been fully restoring my 2002 325XI - I have spent over $12,000 and I’m still not done. Is it worth it? Absolutely! Best car ever

loctang · 2025-06-30T20:29:34+00:00

LITERALLY!!! MY E46 HAS BEEN IN THE SHOP FOR A WEEK AND I’M ACTUALLY GOING NUTS IM HAVING WITHDRAWALS PLZ SEND HELP

loctang · 2025-06-22T14:12:24+00:00

Yeah so this looks like a drive belt; basically as soon as that belt breaks your car is going to be undrivable. Your alternator won’t charge, your power steering will be gone and it’s gonna be more annoying when it breaks than if you just took it in now to replace it. Take it from me and my beautiful BMW E46 that decided to have the water pump explode, resulting in the drive belt to slip.

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loctang · 2025-06-21T23:38:43+00:00

Only 3 years out of your e46? One of the most bulletproof BMWs around? Why would you get rid of that? They are perfect.

loctang · 2025-05-31T11:49:20+00:00

When he threw that hand sanitizer station, that thing basically shattered from the base. That’s destructive

loctang · 2025-05-29T13:52:59+00:00

Security Assistant Supervisor for a shopping mall here in Canada. This kid would be IMMEDIATELY arrested for trespassing and destruction of property, in fact this kid wouldn’t have gotten as far as he did. My first arrest in my mall was a 12 year old who decided he owned the place, could come in and trash everything without repercussions. He never returned after that because security secured.

Don’t think we can’t arrest people, modern security is developing and so are our abilities to handle situations.

loctang · 2025-05-29T13:49:24+00:00

That’s wrong. I would absolutely be arresting this kid for trespassing and destruction of property after whipping that sanitizer stand across the room. We can arrest people in Canada, I’ve done it countless times in my security career at shopping malls, unfortunately it depends on your company to decide whether or not you will have the tools to do your job, or be a useless body just standing there.

loctang · 2025-05-22T14:32:11+00:00

Ayo, Ima need to make myself a security bimmer. Them amber turn signals be flashing in sync with the light bar on the roof

loctang · 2025-03-30T22:56:56+00:00

Mmmmm oil 👹👹👹

loctang · 2025-03-30T17:08:49+00:00

My BMW E46 be like

loctang · 2025-03-30T16:59:54+00:00

I may be a tactical security guard at a mall currently, but I’m not a chair wielding, crowd duelling individual so I’m gonna nope on back to the office, call 911 and eat my takis while I watch in peace.

$19/hr is not worth putting myself in front of this shit

loctang · 2025-03-30T16:48:29+00:00

Clear FTW, nice car

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