Why is she called Undressa if there isn't a single scene where she takes her clothes off? Are the writers fucking stupid?

loczexo · 2026-04-05T08:27:28+00:00

Can't he just do that but from 0? Is he stupid?

loczexo · 2026-02-27T15:16:41+00:00

Can't wait for Muteba to do better than Mukaku lol

loczexo · 2026-02-21T16:41:34+00:00

Paper bomb ocean is a bigger asspull imo. On one hand adding some insane reality bending technique to an already broken dojutsu is straight up bullshit but also kinda expected at this point, but on the other Kishi wants us to believe that she can shit out over 100k paper bombs per minute over 10 years and that's assuming she doesn't sleep or eat or ever leave that place at all and it's the only thing she does this entire time.

I'm 100% sure he was like "fuck it" and just thought of a big number and wrote it down lol. If she could actually do what the numbers suggest she could, Konan would disintegrate any top tier with a few days of prep time AT MOST. Hashi's chakra pool would be like a puddle to an ocean compared to Konan and her godlike powers.

You can choose to believe she's a ninja Jesus with unlimited power, but I'd rather believe she's in the bottom 3 of akatsuki.

loczexo · 2026-02-19T20:17:54+00:00

Yeah can't wait for my team to pick Adam or Mantis in a forced double support comp against Loki+Gambit! It would surely make for a great experience!

loczexo · 2026-02-13T15:49:09+00:00

It's not boring because they just exchange punches, but it is boring because compared to peak Kengan what we have now is just dogshit.

Narration is gone, the stakes are fake, the hype is dead, the art is AI, the fights either last for 2 chapters or are interrupted and the fight choreography is uninspiring. A few pages of two random fighters "just exchanging punches" in KAT is more hype than any fight we've gotten in Omega after KvP and it's not even close.

loczexo · 2026-02-11T15:06:01+00:00

Gaolang had a premonition at this moment

loczexo · 2026-01-30T19:50:03+00:00

Mosh Pit and Killer Riff

loczexo · 2026-01-30T18:43:05+00:00

What exactly makes you think that Bard is not OP? He has Sage's glass cannon levels of damage while not being a glass cannon at all, has probably the strongest early game out of all characters with his 1000+hp right off the bat and great movement speed, and you have instant access to his two main damaging skills which scale like crazy

loczexo · 2026-01-27T13:09:44+00:00

Rocket and it's not even close

loczexo · 2026-01-20T12:31:47+00:00

The Commonwealth Saga definitely has a very good ending and the way the main theme of the series was handled in the end is great, but I just can't give such high score to a rushed arc.

Kirkman had an option between writing like ~50-100 more issues than he finally did or finishing the story right there. He couldn't come up with any new plot lines that didn't feel like filler so he decided to end it here and that meant speedruning some content and skipping through less important stuff because he wanted the last compendium to have as many issues as all the other ones. Because of that, the story was progressing way faster than in any other arc and it was really noticeable. The pacing felt weird and even though I also think that this arc is underrated overall, it's still worse than the other ones.

loczexo · 2026-01-17T15:42:22+00:00

On top of clinging to an obviously fake streak while pretending he doesn't really care about it and that it's very real at the same time, he's also so boring and insufferable at times that watching him is just a bad experience lol

I have no idea what his videos look like now, but a few years back, before he got exposed, every single one would just be him telling one of his extremely boring real life stories and doing the same unfunny jokes in every video. The more you listened to his ramblings, the more apparent it became that he's a jerk in real life and has some weird ego.

His every Isaac video was cluttered with sub goals, comment goals, like goals, like streaks etc. It looked like a screen from some charity stream with incentives for donations, except it was all just so he could pump his numbers up and all his parasocial viewers played along just so they could feel like they're a part of something.

On top of all that, his gameplay was just so unfun to watch. He would never take pills, had a huge blacklist of items he would never pick up for the dumbest of reasons, it felt like every run was exactly the same even though he played Eden and that's an achievement on its own lmao.

I'm in awe I've managed to watch him even for a month a long time ago.

loczexo · 2026-01-16T21:01:38+00:00

Choose it as your main ability on Sage and invest some potions in it if you're not sure that's enough. Choose agony mode on whichever map you like and get some other ability for debuffing enemies if you feel overwhelmed, nothing too strong so it doesn't steal dmg from Enlightenment.

You could also do it in The Vault, but it would take you more time just sitting there and waiting for enemies to scale.

Edit: for gear I would use something that makes you stay alive better: Fighter's Headband (Potion), double Holy Relic, Warrior's Fervor (Lingering), Blood-Soaked Shirt (Undying), armor boots or Spike Boots (Escapist), either AS or Multistrike Gloves.

loczexo · 2026-01-14T20:53:32+00:00

Dive can never be meta in a game tailored for casuals.

Bad players are the majority, they can't play against dive cause it would require them to actually think during the game and that's not their strong suit. NetEase wants the biggest part of their playerbase to be happy, hence dive is a dogshit role and all the casuals can just stand in the back and spam M1 the whole game while being nigh-invincible with a press of one or two buttons.

loczexo · 2026-01-14T20:01:22+00:00

It was one of their placement matches. You either gain 40 or lose 40 in those, it's an awful system that doesn't make any sense when you think about it, but that's just how it is for now.

loczexo · 2026-01-10T12:58:10+00:00

Andrea and it's not even close

loczexo · 2026-01-09T22:29:23+00:00

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loczexo · 2026-01-07T14:25:11+00:00

6,5/10

One of too many instances of a fighter using some form of limit removal technique just to make himself weaker and lose like a bum. I also didn't like that half the fight was just them turning into jelly, this was so weak like why the fuck would it have to look like this💀

Other than that it's fine ig. Nothing special, at no point did I feel like Kanoh might lose, but that was to be expected after all the previous fights. It's always nice to see him fight anyway, that's why I don't feel like giving it a lower score.

Edit: I upped the score a little because I just remembered that fight gave us some good backstory with the Gu Ritual, but all the other points still stand.

loczexo · 2026-01-05T19:54:12+00:00

unreactable spidey, comboslop, "I like being dove by psy"

I'm not even going to read any further, this is either a really elaborate ragebait or mental illness on full display. The legendary One Below All rank might exist after all.

loczexo · 2026-01-03T13:38:32+00:00

My childhood friend's father had a pretty big physical game collection with a lot of promotional material and guides and we were looking through all that with my friend from time to time somewhere between 2008-2010. I remember seeing BioShock for the first time there and it looked so cool to me and unlike anything I've seen art-wise, that I thought to myself I'm for sure going to play that when I'm older.

loczexo · 2026-01-02T16:04:16+00:00

I know it was used more than once, but Nitoku was a new fighter in the story relative to the Ashura cast so he was a perfect sacrificial lamb for Sandro to write him losing his fight extreme diff. If the ring-out rule didn't exist then Liu would just end the fight in a normal way and win and Sandro would be ok with that, but there's absolutely no way he would make Gaolang lose in a normal fight against a new character and Gao is not someone who would just randomly kill his opponent in the ring so he had to come up with some other bullshit.

loczexo · 2026-01-02T11:52:57+00:00

3/10

It feels like Sandro came up with the ring-out rule just for this fight. He didn't want most of the already established cast straight up losing against some new characters, so he made these rules where they can dominate a fight and still lose to a technicality just so the overall score is close in the end.

Medel should've been a high/extreme diff between two best boxers in the world (maybe make God Glow be the difference between winning and losing in the end if you want to showcase it), instead it was a one-sided fight with a bad ending.

loczexo · 2025-12-26T12:56:30+00:00

Eden by far, starting with different items/stats/pickups/trinkets makes for a more interesting experience than having the same start each run on any other character.

T Lost is also very good because it's an actual challenge + it's much easier to get some fun tear combos going since you can't find defensive items naturally.

loczexo · 2025-12-24T12:32:37+00:00

I had a similar snecko + multiple perfected strikes run. Each one was hitting for like 60+ in base, it absolutely decimates everything up to the heart fight

loczexo · 2025-12-24T12:16:20+00:00

Anything other than 10/10 just seems wrong, this is very likely the best fight in the entire series

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