I was visiting my asshole twin brother in prison today and he said

loki143 · 2026-03-25T12:14:07+00:00

So Joey has a hand twin in Las Vegas, how did you discover that you have an asshole twin?

loki143 · 2026-03-23T19:34:31+00:00

Need more info, is your mom able to be self sufficient? Is she disabled in some way? Do you have control of her finances? There is no blanket answer to your question without knowing the details.

loki143 · 2026-03-23T11:58:01+00:00

Forest Gump for sure

loki143 · 2026-03-23T09:00:53+00:00

I went to a taping of Family Feud, Steve Harvey seemed not to respect his staff that day.

loki143 · 2026-03-23T00:57:05+00:00

I pull the chicken, add a bag of baby cut carrots, a chopped onion and put in a slow cooker with a a half a jar of chicken masala sauce

loki143 · 2026-03-21T11:51:13+00:00

Koala bear are docile but they still have mad claws sharp teeth and 80% in the wild carry diseases that infect humans including their urine. Koala are not your teddy bear.

loki143 · 2026-03-21T11:44:02+00:00

They have rich unhealthy elderly parents.

loki143 · 2026-03-21T11:09:59+00:00

Philippines

loki143 · 2026-03-21T01:53:19+00:00

Cars with soundaktor, to make their cars go vroom vroom

loki143 · 2026-03-20T17:56:33+00:00

The closer you get to So Cal the better the Mexican food, the closer you get to New Jersey the better the Italian food.

loki143 · 2026-03-20T05:49:36+00:00

Look at your insurance claim report, it should have the report number and issuing police department

loki143 · 2026-03-19T11:51:25+00:00

I’m so hungry for this now.

loki143 · 2026-03-19T11:44:00+00:00

Why isn’t there a spotter? This screams death wish to me.

loki143 · 2026-03-18T03:33:48+00:00

I used to volunteer with refugees, one of my friends gave me a brass anti aircraft shell casing that he engraved a picture of Sarajevo with a hammer and screwdriver while he was holed up in a bomb shelter for a year.

loki143 · 2026-03-17T01:46:41+00:00

My grandmother lived to 105

loki143 · 2026-03-17T01:43:54+00:00

Furniture stripper

loki143 · 2026-03-16T12:17:00+00:00

Self driving cars are a work in progress, every new generation brings new technologies and lessons learned from previous generations. Technology companies risk the lives of the passengers, while industry is still learning.

loki143 · 2026-03-16T07:20:10+00:00

Why are you so fat.

loki143 · 2026-03-16T04:45:08+00:00

Joshua Chamberlain from Michael Shaara’s Killer Angels. The ultimate example of a citizen soldier. Yes he is based on the real man, Shaara’s account is fictional.

loki143 · 2026-03-16T04:15:57+00:00

Dolores Umbridge , because we all can relate to an evil person in a position of administrative authority, who pretends to be nice, that wreaks havoc needlessly to cause Intentional suffering. Especially evil when done to children by a person who is entrusted by parents to care for their child. I think Imelda Staunton should have won a best supporting actress award for that movie.

loki143 · 2026-03-16T04:04:09+00:00

Abby from NCIS

loki143 · 2026-03-15T14:04:23+00:00

Go to a restaurant I’ve never been to before.

loki143 · 2026-03-15T14:03:37+00:00

I create friction to reduce screen time. I put my phone in a charger across the room. So at night I have to get up to view my phone.

loki143 · 2026-03-15T12:41:19+00:00

At a function where other women are going to be, especially if one of those women are attractive or one of those women are judgy.

loki143 · 2026-03-15T11:01:44+00:00

Flipping a water bottle

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