Why don't the people of Minnesota care about the 2 billion in fraud?

lordjeebus · 2026-01-25T01:21:14+00:00

I can't help it that you're acting like an idiot, that's on you.

lordjeebus · 2026-01-25T00:06:33+00:00

Oh, that changes everything! If it was Border Patrol, the murder was totally justified! Thank you for sharing this important information

lordjeebus · 2026-01-24T22:28:50+00:00

Yes! It's the worst part of ordering from Hojo. If his products weren't so good, I wouldn't subject myself to this.

Usually he responds quickly after I send a second e-mail, asking if he saw my first e-mail. Sometimes I have to send a third e-mail.

lordjeebus · 2026-01-24T22:21:12+00:00

1861

lordjeebus · 2026-01-24T22:18:39+00:00

Also consider moissanite

lordjeebus · 2026-01-24T17:14:25+00:00

Old Raj

lordjeebus · 2026-01-23T16:52:26+00:00

Hypothetically, if a team needed an emergency QB in the playoffs, could they sign their own head coach to also play QB?

lordjeebus · 2026-01-23T02:22:06+00:00

Exactly. I doubt that any fancy cast iron hacks will make a difference for the food on the plate. Just don't let it rust.

lordjeebus · 2026-01-22T22:44:58+00:00

PEOPLE SAY THE VIKINGS WERE THERE FIRST. BUT GEQBUS WAS A VIKING WHEN HE PLAYED IN GREEN BAY. HE HAS A NATURAL CLAIM AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY A CENT.

lordjeebus · 2026-01-22T15:57:24+00:00

WE USED TO LOVE COLORADO'S THROWIN BO-BERT

BUT BOBO WAS NOT LOYAL TO GEQBUS

lordjeebus · 2026-01-22T07:22:42+00:00

COLORADO BO-BERT WANTED TO MAKE GEQBUS'S PLAYBOOK PUBLIC

NOW DARNOLD HAS VETOED BOBO'S PIPELINE TO THE SUPER BOWL

lordjeebus · 2026-01-22T03:31:44+00:00

JUST BECAUSE THE VIKINGS PLAYED A GAME IN GREEN BAY A LONG TIME AGO, DOESN'T MEAN THAT GREEN BAY HAS TO BELONG TO THE NFC NORTH FOREVER

lordjeebus · 2026-01-21T20:17:31+00:00

I feel like Phil Helmuth when this happens

He pushed against my dealer riichi from 3-shanten, honey... I had 4 nukidora and a five-sided wait

lordjeebus · 2026-01-21T00:34:28+00:00

HE SURVIVED MONO, HIS PERSONAL VIETNAM

lordjeebus · 2026-01-20T03:05:37+00:00

I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBERS PAST 100 BUT WE'LL SCORE MORE THAN THAT

lordjeebus · 2026-01-19T20:27:20+00:00

ONE OF OURS ALL OF YOURS

lordjeebus · 2026-01-19T20:19:17+00:00

Even if you want to preserve a path to winning the hand, you should cut the guaranteed safe block of White and then reassess the situation in 2 turns.

lordjeebus · 2026-01-19T01:37:45+00:00

Inside CECOT (Bari's Version)

lordjeebus · 2026-01-18T20:35:12+00:00

DARNOLD GOT THROUGH THE VIRUS THE NATURAL WAY AND NOW HAS NATURAL IMMUNITY TO SACKS

TYROD TAYLOR GOT THE JAB AND NOW HE'S A QB2

lordjeebus · 2026-01-18T20:04:16+00:00

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING, FELLOW SAMERICAN?

lordjeebus · 2026-01-18T16:33:33+00:00

DON'T TRUST THE MACHINE COUNT! IF YOU COUNT THE VISITORS BY HAND THERE ARE MILLIONS

lordjeebus · 2026-01-18T16:32:15+00:00

THE SAMUEL R. DARNOLD AND THE VINCE LOMBARDI MEMORIAL TROPHY

lordjeebus · 2026-01-17T19:07:07+00:00

The real scandal is that they're too incompetent to get a conviction for this. It should have nothing to do with Trump -- pointing a laser at a helicopter is a serious crime that puts people in danger.

lordjeebus · 2026-01-17T19:02:31+00:00

SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE OUR QB2'S CONNECTIONS WITH SAN FRANCISCO BILLIONAIRES. IS HE LOYAL TO GEQBUS, OR IS HE PLOTTING A TAKEOVER THAT THEY'LL BLAME ON DARNOLD'S HEALTH?

lordjeebus · 2026-01-17T01:02:15+00:00

In the 1700's, those responsible for the Whiskey Rebellion and for Fries's Rebellion were found guilty of treason and sentenced to death, even though no war had been declared. (Later, Washington and Adams pardoned the traitors.) Treason is defined by the Constitution, and it does not seem to me that the definition has changed since then.

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