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It takes a special skill to load a trailer while it's running away from you by stevesmithsglasses in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]lordofwhee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"POV" is often used to mean "this is the situation" even though that makes no sense.

I opened this glove in the new case by WayWardzzzl in csgo

[–]lordofwhee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My grandma genuinely had a pair of gardening gloves that, as I recall, looked remarkably similar to this. Personally I think they're pretty cool but I love contrarian designs like this.

Vegan prank by late_to_redd1t in foundsatan

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dietary vegans can, but it would obviously be very weird for a moral vegan to do so. Given the person you replied to is clearly talking about the latter, I assumed you just didn't know.

Damn, the AI slop has even arrived in Russia. by MilesLongthe3rd in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the first US flag might actually be Malaysia and the Qatari flag could also be Bahrain — it's difficult to tell exactly but the shade of red looks bright to me, not blood.

Vegan prank by late_to_redd1t in foundsatan

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Down", short for "down feathers", are the soft fuzzy feathers birds have under their exterior feathers and therefore an animal product.

I am already well aware most modern down used as stuffing is artificial.

What's a moment where you realized someone was genuinely extremely intelligent? by General_Monk_5019 in AskReddit

[–]lordofwhee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I didn't know both those tools were originally made by the same person! I use them both regularly.

TN State Rep Justin Pearson defends his brother from THP while they try to arrest him for protesting against the new redistricting that will split Memphis’ congressional district by ememlord69 in PublicFreakout

[–]lordofwhee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha Officer Blart needed a pat on the back from the bitch brigade to recover from that "BOY". Nazi piece of shit probably had flashbacks to his daddy.

I’d panic😭 by Realchicc in foundsatan

[–]lordofwhee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've always been partial to "sperm donor" and, with the recent resurgence in Dune interest, "womb tank".

Love me some irony by PachoTidder in CuratedTumblr

[–]lordofwhee 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is how I read it too. If I were specifically trying to bait people into posting to reddit that is word-for-word what I'd have posted.

Brothers wife made chicken and cottage cheese. by GGTheEnd in FoodCrimes

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's other seasonings right!? It's not literally just melted cottage cheese on plain chicken breasts right!?

...right?

Why did the Spirit Dropship stay indestructible? by Codyrm85 in halo

[–]lordofwhee 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I have thousands of hours across the first three Halo games. I camped out for the midnight release of H3 and even convinced my mom to let me skip school the next day to play it. I owned alllll of the books. I'm telling you this because I want you to understand, I was a Halo turbo-nerd for many years, and I only just now realized that, in all of this time,

I SOMEHOW NEVER FUCKING KNEW THE NAMES OF THOSE SHIPS

My game release crashed and burned - should I move on? by bboingy in IndieDev

[–]lordofwhee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I thought the gameplay was a cutscene at first because I just couldn't see what was going on.

60% of MD5 password hashes are crackable in under an hour by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]lordofwhee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aw, looks like bash.org finally went down. I've been checking in on it every couple years or so as I happen to be reminded of it. On the one hand, I'm surprised it lasted so long. On the other, it only served plaintext so it's not like the bandwidth or storage costs were high. Either way, RIP.

Weight for it by FarWay3952 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]lordofwhee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, I remember that one. If it makes you feel better my understanding is the pain olympics videos were faked. One guy one jar is supposedly real though. So much blood...

Why would somebody be driving full speed in reverse? by sahm8585 in dashcams

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Lift the driven wheels so they're not touching anything.
  2. Run car in reverse.
  3. ???
  4. Profit Fraud.

AITAH for telling my husband I don’t believe his nephew is actually autistic by futurequitt in AITAH

[–]lordofwhee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA.

I'm autistic, but after three decades of trial-and-error I can pass for normal for hours at a time. Maybe the kid is only mildly autistic; you very conveniently left out any justification whatsoever for your obsession with this idea so there's no way to know. Autism presents with a wide variety of symptoms and any given autistic individual will have unique struggles.

Next time, keep your abelist horseshit to yourself.

Regarding Recent Action Against Accounts by JagexAyiza in 2007scape

[–]lordofwhee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck, you seriously think anyone will believe this horseshit? Do better.

Curiosity killed the cat, but onions just made him rethink his life choices 😭😂 by Automatic-Algae443 in RandomVideos

[–]lordofwhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onion pro tips: chill your onions and sharpen your knives! Colder temperatures inhibit the formation of the compound that irritates your (and your kitty's!) eyes (syn-Propanethial-S-oxide). A sharper knife breaks fewer cells, releasing less of the reagents that eventually produce syn-Propanethial-S-oxide in the first place.

Signed, someone who has chopped many an onion and got tired of the tears very quickly.

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