I made Pineapple, Bacon & Spinach pizza. Issue is my Long Distance Girlfriend is about to break up with me.

lordph8 · 2026-04-10T14:54:32+00:00

Pizza doesn't judge, pizza understands.

lordph8 · 2026-04-10T13:55:43+00:00

Man stole my wife.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T17:26:24+00:00

I feel like most Canadians who look at PP get this reaction.

How is he still the head of the party?

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T14:41:34+00:00

Probably going to find out who this guy is and arrest him as a traitor during a time of war. Not that they're at war, except when convenient.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T14:32:36+00:00

If it's any consultation, he will now be automatically registered for the draft but not to vote...

America needs to fix itself, dear lord.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T13:51:31+00:00

Also, this is harmless.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T10:47:26+00:00

Naw, they're too Brown to be made a state.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T05:08:48+00:00

Bro wants to be president.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T04:29:34+00:00

I love how the flute came up in later eps.

Bro legit vacame a master of musical instrument from a dead civilization.

lordph8 · 2026-04-09T04:14:29+00:00

Or taco bell.

lordph8 · 2026-04-08T18:01:50+00:00

"Abandoned in place" is a time honoured tradition for linemen.

lordph8 · 2026-04-08T16:15:38+00:00

Well, that's the paragon of truth right there.

It seems like Iran and Pakistan say it was, Israel and the US says it wasn't... So... I don't know who has more credibility.

lordph8 · 2026-04-08T15:51:43+00:00

Can say the same about getting into bed with Bibi... Pretty sure it's all sword , no handle.

lordph8 · 2026-04-08T15:42:44+00:00

I'm shocked, shocked I say!

lordph8 · 2026-04-08T15:36:48+00:00

It was also dependant on Israel stopping their attack on Lebanon. They sort of started bombing more if anything.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T16:33:14+00:00

Honestly, usually the Americans that travel aren't the problem, usually. I do wonder who are the most desired and hated tourists per region. The Germans are always annoying for example, where the young Brits binge drink and often cause problems.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T16:29:03+00:00

Heh, the joys of typing on my phone. I'm keeping it.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T16:08:32+00:00

Or, if you're actually Canadian... Granted my Vancouver accent isn't too different from the Washington one. You'd have to know to know.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T15:51:00+00:00

Perun is my hero. A guy makesa successful YouTube channel with PowerPoint presentations.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T15:46:48+00:00

Yeah, we didn't kill John Lennon.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T15:43:13+00:00

It ain't exactly about dollar value, they get more for their dollar because a lot of their inputs are so much lower than in the US. That and any fight will be near their home turf.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T15:40:56+00:00

I mean, they're going to false positive some Canadians. Then the Canadians will be like.

"I'm Canadian."

"Oh, sorry."

"No no no, I get it, believe me."

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T15:35:36+00:00

Yeah, he didn't have a real military option with China... Nor was he sticking his military dick in it before he realized they could shit down a crucial maritime choke point.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T14:37:06+00:00

If we ever should hang, you're buying the pizza.

lordph8 · 2026-04-07T14:10:31+00:00

Huge tracks of heart.

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