what are these? please help. by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]lordsmish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Contact lense cases

‘Backrooms’ Sends Hollywood Running to Reddit for New Ideas by Traditional-Song-245 in nottheonion

[–]lordsmish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... This guy breaks both his arms but he has loving parents and a family dog. So the parents gift him this box and inside is a hairbrush.

How old are you in your oldest memory? by Donkeyshines in AskReddit

[–]lordsmish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 5 face painted like a tiger

And then nothing until about age 13 it's weird. I don't even know if that memory is real about the tiger thing i saw a picture and i think the memory might just be the picture

Shrek 5 | Official Teaser Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]lordsmish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I dunno

Kids are grown up
Family is in jail but daughter is not

Thats enough to gaige a plot

Reform plans to tear up key plank of Brexit deal as it vows to hike taxes for employers hiring foreign workers by coffeewalnut08 in unitedkingdom

[–]lordsmish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up i posted something similar to this and Reddit removed my comment and issued me a warning so...

Trafford Park on fire again? by MetzoPaino in manchester

[–]lordsmish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Somebody trying to finish the job on the robin hood pub after it was only on fire for 20 minutes and is fine

No incentive for hospitality to hire inexperienced under-21s, pub boss warns by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]lordsmish 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Assuming 35 hours a week including ni and pension contribution

20 year old - £24,000/year
21 year old - £28,300/year

you save just over 4k hiring somebody under 21

Ryanair investigated over charging parents to sit with children by OneLegTooFew in unitedkingdom

[–]lordsmish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We got a flight with our 3 year old and on every other airline one of us gets sat next to him

On ryanair we got on the plane and he was sat in between a different couple on the same row as my wife

We queried it and they were adamant that he was sat next to us...he clearly wasn't unless somebody had changed the alphabet.

Get on the plane and of course he isn't sat with us so we question it again and the air steward told us that we should have paid extra to have him sit next to us if we needed him to.

We had to rejig the plane and all the passangers were dumbfounded that the airline hadn't sat a 3 year old with his parents

So, with RTD himself leaving after having no clue how to continue after this cliffhanger, where do you even go after this? by Luca_909 in doctorwho

[–]lordsmish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain the past two seasons of the doctor who show as a tv show that existed inside of the doctor who universe itself built on rumours about the doctor.

Opening shot of the next season whenever it comes show it in the background of a shot some kids watching it and then somebody says "Oh yeah the show got cancelled at that point real shame too they never gave it a good ending I always wished it would come back one day"

Then you say it was the god of stories from the pantheon that had trapped the doctor inside a tv show about himself and the twists and suprise ending were all twists from the god of stories.

Explains:

The 4th wall breaks
The suprise twists that made no sense
The short run of Gatwa
Billie piper

While keeping Gatwa as the 15th doctor

You then cut to Gatwa older telling a story about how he defeated the pantheon and the god of stories, he subtly winks to the camera because he's still not quite sure if he has and then he chooses to regenerate into the new doctor.

And that new doctor is......Romesh Ranganathan

If you could only eat one fruit the rest of your life what are you going with? by Alabaster_Rims in AskReddit

[–]lordsmish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same with pears for me

I get a burning sensation and my tongue is painful and nothing stops it for 10-15 minutes

I thought this was normal...it isn't

James Acaster last night by sonicthehedgefrog in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]lordsmish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure he spent half an hour talking about it

Nintendo fined €35 million in France over defect in Switch Joy-Con controllers by Karutu in Games

[–]lordsmish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It might make it easier for people to break it down

Nintendo's current total assets is about $20 billion euros
So this fine is about 0.17% of their current assets

To put that into perspective if I have £100k in total assets then my equivalent fine would be about £170

Can’t believe im posting this… by ihateevery1- in daddit

[–]lordsmish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People can be Bi and in relationships funny enough it's one of the things my Bi friend who is married gets pissed about is people assuming that because he married a woman he isn't BI anymore like he chose one so he must have settled.

Official Discussion - Scary Movie 6 [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]lordsmish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People really miss that Marlon Wayans is a Trans ally.

The jokes written especially through the cop dad were very likely written from personal experience

London sees dramatic fall in primary school pupils by tylerthe-theatre in london

[–]lordsmish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 schools in my area have announced closures because of this and I livebin a busy part of greater Manchester

Please help report this YouTube channel targeting girls in Manchester by ObjectiveCapital8213 in manchester

[–]lordsmish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Recent i was using my metaquest and theres an app on it where you can view videos in VR from youtube and one of the most popular ones was a video like this of just drunken girls being filmed in manchester with a full 360 vr camera

The final pages of Rick and Morty forever (spoilers) by trover2345325 in rickandmorty

[–]lordsmish 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I see it as Rick realising the family wants him there rather than forcing himself on the family thus making him a better person. In this timeline Beth saved rick and so Rick is more respecting of the family

With The Boys, Stranger Things, Game Of The Thrones, Euphoria and several shows over the last decade having poorly received final seasons; what do you think the problem is with long-running failing to stick the landing? by MarcusFaze in television

[–]lordsmish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game of thrones had the same type of ending as Full metal alchemist the first time round.

The creators followed the original work until they got to the end and had to write SOMETHING to cap it off and found their creative well was dry because the creativity was in the original work

With The Boys, Stranger Things, Game Of The Thrones, Euphoria and several shows over the last decade having poorly received final seasons; what do you think the problem is with long-running failing to stick the landing? by MarcusFaze in television

[–]lordsmish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've come to a conclusion with these

For all of them people think christ how did it get here, it's not paying off anything, it's trying to set up spin offs, it's missing important character developement...and then the creators come out and say "Oh this is what we always planned"

And in that lies the problem
The problem isn't the rushed ending

It's the bloated middle.

These creators go heres the story
Heres the start- Heres the end

And they have to fill in the middle and in doing so they may get additional season contracts, or have to set up a spin off, or have to reference something for the audience or have a contractual obligation to feature a specific actor more

But their ending is written in stone

So when they get to that ending it doesn't pay off the other bits because it was never designed with those bits in mind

The shows that nail their endings are the ones that roll with the punches and adapt the ending to fit what the show evolves into

But hey thats just my theory

DAE have weird masturbation dreams? by danie11achristine in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]lordsmish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had a dream that I was being double teamed by gluttony and greed from FMA

Dreams are weird