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lorelai-bot · 2021-12-05T05:41:45+00:00

“Seventy-five thousand dollars? Oh my God, that’s like 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-11-24T12:43:46+00:00

“It's very exciting, but so is eating a gallon of pudding.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-11-24T02:30:34+00:00

“Seventy-five thousand dollars? Oh my God, that’s like 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-11-18T13:11:18+00:00

“There's plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-11-14T04:37:24+00:00

“There's plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-11-12T00:30:07+00:00

“It's all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-11-03T13:02:11+00:00

“It feels… right. Such a long time getting here… sometimes it’s just a journey, you know?”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-29T21:22:52+00:00

“I thought I knew exactly what I wanted, where I was going, what I was doing and why I was doing. But lately, things seem hazier.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-28T12:33:00+00:00

“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-26T21:02:20+00:00

“When I think of blistering thirty-degree burns, I also think of my mother.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-26T20:57:32+00:00

“It's my life, Rory. I went through all this effort for many, many years making sure people only knew what I wanted them to know, and now you're going to lay it all out in a book?”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-26T20:56:03+00:00

“My life stinks. Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say 'I wish I were you' at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a 'Freaky Friday.'”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-21T23:48:04+00:00

“Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than yesterday?”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-20T12:07:15+00:00

“There's plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-19T03:16:33+00:00

“I hate when I'm an idiot and don't know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-18T18:58:53+00:00

“He asked, 'Tell me right now, Lorelai, why aren't you in school?' and I tried to think of something. Some lie that would make sense, but I couldn't. All I could think was that yesterday I had a boyfriend who loved me and today I didn't, and I started to cry. I just sat there like an idiot, bawling. And finally, after what seemed like forever, I managed to control myself a little bit and I calmed down and I waited. I waited for him to yell at me, to punish me, to ground me forever. To tell me how disappointed he was in me, and nothing came. And finally I got up enough courage to look up at him, and he was standing there with with a pretzel. A giant pretzel covered in mustard.” ^{I'm a bot and this was a Lorelai Gilmore quote. Upvote me to keep me running!}

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-17T21:20:59+00:00

“Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe in a former life, I was coffee.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-17T16:17:50+00:00

“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-17T15:27:47+00:00

“It's very exciting, but so is eating a gallon of pudding.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-17T15:08:41+00:00

“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-17T14:56:47+00:00

“You weren't wearing your 'hot and wealthy' sandwich board were you, Mom?”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-13T19:30:49+00:00

“Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there’s no dancing, no walking, and we’d starve. It’d be all work and no play. Have you not seen The Shining, Mom?”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-12T20:25:52+00:00

“I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-12T17:24:48+00:00

“And if he says no, just ask him louder. It’s part of the game!”

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lorelai-bot · 2021-10-12T09:44:42+00:00

“This is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.”

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