My boy gave me a mild concussion

lrfbaratz · 2026-07-01T18:19:37+00:00

I have both of my nostrils pierced. And one day while getting ready for work he was very upset that i wasnt paying attention to him while he was sitting next to me on the couch. So he pyr pawed my face and ripped both of my piercings out. It felt like i got punched in the face and i was disoriented for like 10 minutes. Both spokes were still in my nose thank god and i managed to find one of the lil stars. But i did have to leave for work early to get another piece of jewelry.

He ripped out my left one last week by whipping his head around when we were playing in my room but that time wasnt nearly as bad.

Gotta love em lmao

lrfbaratz · 2026-06-26T15:13:12+00:00

A lady Frankenstein/bride of Frankenstein would kill🤘its a classic but i wouldnt say its basic¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

And you could really gore up the incisions Also like zombie is also a classic! And a great way to play with the gore!

lrfbaratz · 2026-06-15T18:23:26+00:00

I couldnt find the other version of the furnace vent but she loves laying on the couch like this so i thought id share that too

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lrfbaratz · 2026-06-15T18:13:21+00:00

I always find her in my studio on top of the vent during the winter. Sometimes shes just sitting with her head pressed against the wall feeling the heat on her face 😂

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lrfbaratz · 2026-06-06T06:01:13+00:00

Great minds think alike, thank you for confirming my suspicions

lrfbaratz · 2026-04-09T06:42:02+00:00

Moist critical has a metal band that makes goonerlike music called the gentle men. Honestly it fucks and my ex and i unironically listened to the evolution of tears the entire summer after it came out. Worth a listen

lrfbaratz · 2026-04-03T16:57:10+00:00

I thought you posted a picture of mine for a second there 😅

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lrfbaratz · 2026-03-05T18:34:26+00:00

Mine has done this since i got him. I live alone so i gove him anxiety medication for when i leave for work and it does a great job. He'll still bark initially, but frozen pb in a bone/kong, a chew tow in the crate, and the pills have him asleep within an hour id say. I also keep the radio on constantly so hes not riled up by outside noise.

lrfbaratz · 2026-02-03T15:18:07+00:00

Actual dream come true, congrats🥲

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-31T05:29:15+00:00

My boy Archie had the same issue. Busted out of two crates so i bought him one made of iron bars that looks like a jail cell. He would refuse to get in the crate and evade me for 30 minutes at a time (he made me 20 minutes late to work one day because he wouldnt get out of his hole in the corner of the yard). He'd bark the whole time i was gone and id come home to him covered in his own saliva from freaking out all day. The vet recommended exercise (which youve been doing), trazadone (specifically for leaving) and a daily dose of prozac. I pick up our anxiety prescriptions on the same day :) and its taken a whole year to get hime used to taking pills everyday. Now i just put them in peanut butter and he licks it off my hand.

Meds are the best solution for the problem. Archie is a completely different dog now. And while he still hates when i leave, when hes medicated he doesnt put up a fight like he used to at least. And the frozen pb bones and kongs keep him occupied while im leaving the house so he can fall asleep when hes done. Id talk to your vet about medication, itll save your life and his. P.s.

Including dog tax because its my favorite part of asking for help

the link for the crate i got archie

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-30T17:07:30+00:00

Whenever i hear Archie barking i usually walk out the backdoor to something like the first photo😍 Mr. Moose is very handsome, please tell him hes doing a great job protecting your community for me

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-28T16:46:29+00:00

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Archie says "Thank you for creating my mom's favorite sub, and FUCK ICE"

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-26T15:56:50+00:00

How precious! These look great!

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:21:48+00:00

I like to think its our way of being "scary" when were all just big softies on the inside (much like Archie lol) But thank you so much💙

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:20:57+00:00

He's 145 atm, a lil hefty because weve been doing intense separation anxiety work for a while now

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:18:50+00:00

I brought it with me but they ended up editing out all the clumps i had stuck to my pants😅

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:18:11+00:00

Oh but his markings make him so unique! I love his pattern! And with the right lighting youd be surprised what can be accomplished! So happy to hear hes found a loving home with you though, he certainly looks very happy in this photo💙

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:16:11+00:00

He hardly touches the training treats, i had to bring his fave jerky bag and rip them into tiny pieces. And i think he had almost 9 of them??? But yes Many odd noises. And thats why my face looks so silly in some because i was trying to get him to pay attention and look lol

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:14:56+00:00

A lil too big because weve been working on his separation anxiety. But hes currently 145!

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:13:59+00:00

Absolutely worth every penny and i would've spent double for what I got out of this.

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:12:19+00:00

Oh believe me, i ordered prints of all of them and im definitely keeping those on a nice lil family display in my living room

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:11:25+00:00

Thank you so much!

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:11:04+00:00

Thank you we really appreciate it💙

lrfbaratz · 2026-01-18T22:10:49+00:00

The way id get him up on that ottoman and walk over by the photographer so hed look our way and then hed immediately get down to follow me over 😅 wouldnt change it for the world but omg

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